Late Nite Crew thread

[Vicious89x]

This is all I will say in my post game wrap-up.

If a girl must stay over, which has already ruined the forthcoming night's sleep, why do they also think they are entitled to more than 50% of the bed?

Shouldn't they be happy to have any bed at all, let along the whole damn thing while I lay there, staring at the clock, anxiously awaiting the sunlight...

This is why you go to her place. Nail her, then bail on her. I will put it into smileys.

First:

Then:

The Finale:

Then you leave:

After you get home we need a summary so:

Then we toast to you over your conquest by drinking beer with viking hats on:

[SMC]

Vicious, major props. That's the first smileys story I've seen on the net.

[Vicious89x]

Vicious, major props. That's the first smileys story I've seen on the net.

Lol thank you very much. Credit goes to JN for having excellent smileys.

[joewilly]

Lol thank you very much. Credit goes to JN for having excellent smileys.

that was classic viscous.

yeah, we're lucky to have a site owner with a small penis who trys to big himself up in other areas

[ZachEY]

On the upside, this is one of those, good days to be in between tv jobs, as I just re-woke.

[RaoulDuke]

This is why you go to her place. Nail her, then bail on her. I will put it into smileys.

First:

Then:

The Finale:

Then you leave:

After you get home we need a summary so:

Then we toast to you over your conquest by drinking beer with viking hats on:

Hilarious dude.

[gg]

that was classic viscous.

yeah, we're lucky to have a site owner with a small penis who trys to big himself up in other areas

hey jw, is that knowledge of our weblord from personal experience

[joewilly]

hey jw, is that knowledge of our weblord from personal experience

no, there's a chart up showing staff sizes of all staffmembers in the mod lounge.

you prolly missed it as it's on an index card

[Vicious89x]

Hilarious dude.

Thank you, a brief moment of interwebz genius. Hopefully this will help my "rep" lol.

[gg]

no, there's a chart up showing staff sizes of all staffmembers in the mod lounge.

you prolly missed it as it's on an index card

i dont have access to the mod lounge. i have one to many X chromosome.

[joewilly]

i dont have access to the mod lounge. i have one to many X chromosome.

[Maxman]

She's mexican, right?

YOu'd think she'd be used to sleeping 3 or 4 to a bed, so 2 should have been cake.

See what happens to women when they come to America? They get spoiled.

Damn I want some taco bell now.

I want to say that was mean and brutal. But I can't stop laughing. Too damn funny.

[ZachEY]

You know, it's good to see.

The old site was incredibly homophobic.

This site seems to embrace it's inherent homosexuality.

[ZachEY]

I want to say that was mean and brutal. But I can't stop laughing. Too damn funny.

I'm trying not to make jokes about this situation. Because once I get started, I wont be able to stop.

[New York Mick]

well it is 4:30 in the morning when u were on...geez

What part of late did you not understand?

[RaoulDuke]

What part of late did you not understand?

Cool to see you man.

Where've you been?

[CTM]

Cool to see you man.

Where've you been?

+1

[ZachEY]

What part of late did you not understand?

I would say the 'early morning' part.

Anything after 4 is the next day so far as I'm concerned.

[New York Mick]

Cool to see you man.

Where've you been?

Well so far today I've been to the fridge, then the bathroom (it was a good one, drink a lot and had a ton of garlic) then to my desk then on the porch (for a quick smoke) back to the fridge (needed an oreo got the munchies) then to the tv (turned on espn) then back to my desk and on here. Where have you been?

[New York Mick]

I would say the 'early morning' part.

Anything after 4 is the next day so far as I'm concerned.

Then you don't stay out long enough. Half the bars in Ft Lauderdale don't close till 4am.

[RaoulDuke]

Well so far today I've been to the fridge, then the bathroom (it was a good one, drink a lot and had a ton of garlic) then to my desk then on the porch (for a quick smoke) back to the fridge (needed an oreo got the munchies) then to the tv (turned on espn) then back to my desk and on here. Where have you been?

In my car almost all day. Now drinking whisky, about to step out.

[Aten]

Then you don't stay out long enough. Half the bars in Ft Lauderdale don't close till 4am.

Doesn't matter. The distinction isn't functional, it's semantic. It doesn't matter when the bars close or anything else like that; the line is the point at which you start sounding like a retard when you state the time as '_ at night.' Four is definitely on the morning side of the fence.

[joewilly]

Doesn't matter. The distinction isn't functional, it's semantic. It doesn't matter when the bars close or anything else like that; the line is the point at which you start sounding like a retard when you state the time as '_ at night.' Four is definitely on the morning side of the fence.

note to self........stay at arms length from this guy joewilly. he'll whoop yer a$$ in a debate

[New York Mick]

Doesn't matter. The distinction isn't functional, it's semantic. It doesn't matter when the bars close or anything else like that; the line is the point at which you start sounding like a retard when you state the time as '_ at night.' Four is definitely on the morning side of the fence.

So then what is 12am morning or late? Or is 1am morning or late? At what point do you decide when morning starts and late night ends before you sound like a retard? Just wondering because 4am is late night to me and everyone that works in a bar as far as we're concerned morning is when the sun starts to come up which is around 6:30am not 4am when we're all going out for a drink or headed home.

[Maxman]

You know, it's good to see.

The old site was incredibly homophobic.

This site seems to embrace it's inherent homosexuality.

One of the reasons we were kicked off is for "excessive homo jokes".

As if such a thing every existed. Puh-lease.

[joewilly]

So then what is 12am morning or late? Or is 1am morning or late? At what point do you decide when morning starts and late night ends before you sound like a retard? Just wondering because 4am is late night to me and everyone that works in a bar as far as we're concerned morning is when the sun starts to come up which is around 6:30am not 4am when we're all going out for a drink or headed home.

note to self.............................again, keep arms length

[Aten]

So then what is 12am morning or late? Or is 1am morning or late? At what point do you decide when morning starts and late night ends before you sound like a retard? Just wondering because 4am is late night to me and everyone that works in a bar as far as we're concerned morning is when the sun starts to come up which is around 6:30am not 4am when we're all going out for a drink or headed home.

I don't know that there's a generally accepted cutoff, but I think it's probably around three. Four is definitely too late because at that point you can cause legitimate confusion between AM and PM by saying 'four at night.'

[New York Mick]

I don't know that there's a generally accepted cutoff, but I think it's probably around three. Four is definitely too late because at that point you can cause legitimate confusion between AM and PM by saying 'four at night.'

Fair enough but then when does night start and afternoon end?

[The Crusher]

Doesn't matter. The distinction isn't functional, it's semantic. It doesn't matter when the bars close or anything else like that; the line is the point at which you start sounding like a retard when you state the time as '_ at night.' Four is definitely on the morning side of the fence.

According to a well know doctor, Dr Dre. The use of " 4 in the morning" is totally acceptable.

[Aten]

Fair enough but then when does night start and afternoon end?

Trick question. Afternoon ends when happy hour begins and night starts when happy hour ends.

[SMC]

I don't know that there's a generally accepted cutoff, but I think it's probably around three. Four is definitely too late because at that point you can cause legitimate confusion between AM and PM by saying 'four at night.'

"4 at Night" does sound idiotic.

I think 2 AM is the cutoff.

You can say, "1:59 at Night" and it will sound okay, but "2 at Night" sounds odd.

[New York Mick]

"4 at Night" does sound idiotic.

I think 2 AM is the cutoff.

You can say, "1:59 at Night" and it will sound okay, but "2 at Night" sounds odd.

4 in the afternoon sounds good

see why the army uses a 24 hour clock

I view it much easier, if the suns up its day if its down its night

[SMC]

Thank you, a brief moment of interwebz genius. Hopefully this will help my "rep" lol.

Hate to break it to ya, Vicious, but it's likely all down hill from here.

I know the feeling. Once I thoroughly embarrassed Cooler King in his Anti-Favre thread, I knew my impactful days at the other place were numbered.

[Vicious89x]

Hate to break it to ya, Vicious, but it's likely all down hill from here.

I know the feeling. Once I thoroughly embarrassed Cooler King in his Anti-Favre thread, I knew my impactful days at the other place were numbered.

Sigh, and here I had such high hopes for my interwebz career. Just like my sex life, I peaked too early.

[JustInFudge]

Sigh, and here I had such high hopes for my interwebz career. Just like my sex life, I peaked too early.

Look on the brightside, you are still a loser.