Why Did TomShane Really Leave??

[Smizzy]

Anyone?

[Preston Howley III]

I went with alien abduction. It's more than just a coincidence that both Tom and Fred Jetstone went MIA simeltaneously.

Hale-Bollywood comet, no doubt.

http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/march2003/peeWeeHerman.jpeg

[Preston Howley III]

I wonder if they lopped off each others pecker before they offed themselves?

[PETROCK]

I say he bet too much on the Jets on opening day and he never recovered.

[Barton]

ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Verde]

OH COME ON PEOPLE!

It HAS to have something to do with a woman.

My guess? Vegas, a rat-hole wedding chapel and an Elvis impersonator!

Creative, no?

[Thor99]

I) He's in jail for killing Michael Keaton.

[Brenjetsfan]

Behind every women there should be a MAN

[nj meadowlands]

I haven't posted in a while cuz I've been busy too, but I really think this is a bitchass move. I mean seriously, if the Jets were 5-2 or 6-1, having the season that a lot of us hoped they would have, do you think he'd be on hiatus? No way. Total case of fairweatherdom from Mr. Shane.

[mbn007]

Too much JBF??? :wink:

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

[Jimmy 2 Times]

He's on a Vision Quest.

Getting himself in shape to take on "The Shute".

[GimmeShelter]

Tom's work was done here.

He has achieved his initial goal of converting 85% of our JetNation posters into haters.

His last days were spent in earnest trying to win Bitonti over but to no avail.

There's a Falcon board out there somewhere with a poster with a Pewee Herman avatar starting a thread about Mora's coaching defeciencies.

In all seriousness, hopefully he will be back and this is simply a JN joke during a down season or just a temporary vacation by Tom.

Bz the eternal optimist came back after a short hiatus, hopefully Tom will do the same.

Tom is to Max as Costello was to Abbott, great team.

[Maxman]

In all seriousness, hopefully he will be back and this is simply a JN joke during a down season or just a temporary vacation by Tom.

Bz the eternal optimist came back after a short hiatus, hopefully Tom will do the same.

Tom is to Max as Costello was to Abbott, great team.

Thanks for the kind words. But he is gone man. It is unfortunate but he is gone.

[Jet/BosoxFan]

The worst part of Tomshane leaving?

We're still stuck with smizzy!

[Jetsfan80]

My response to this poll can only be represented by the following lyrics:

I'm becoming less defined as days go by

Fading away

And well you might say

I'm losing focus

Kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself

Sometimes I think I can see right through myself [x2]

Sometimes I can see right through myself

Less concerned about fitting into the world

Your world that is

Cause it doesn't really matter anymore

(no it doesn't really matter anymore)

No it doesn't really matter anymore

None of this really matters anymore

Yes I am alone but then again I always was

As far back as I can tell

I think maybe it's because

Because you were never really real to begin with

I just made you up to hurt myself

[x2]

I just made you up to hurt myself, yeah

And I just made you up to hurt myself

And it worked.

Yes it did!

[Chorus:]

There is no you

There is only me

There is no you

There is only me

There is no ******* you

There is only me

There is no ******* you

There is only me

Only [x4]

Well the tiniest little dot caught my eye and it turned out to be a scab

And I had this funny feeling like I just knew it's something bad

I just couldn't leave it alone, I kept picking at the scab

It was a doorway trying to seal itself shut

But I climbed through

Now I am somewhere I am not supposed to be, and I can see things I know I really shouldn't see

And now I know why, now, now, now I know why

Things aren't as pretty

On the inside

[Chorus]

Only [x8]

[vanDoug]

I'm disappointed.

No misguided gerbal option?

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[Thor99]

Lemmiwinks is filing suit?

[sirlancemehlot]

OH COME ON PEOPLE!

It HAS to have something to do with a woman.

My guess? Vegas, a rat-hole wedding chapel and an Elvis impersonator!

Creative, no?

Verde. Dude(ette). I actualy had an Elvis impersonator at my wedding. He sang our wedding song (Can't help falling in Love) while we did a long=practiced ballroom dance. Cheese can be very liberating. And nothing's cooler than Elvis.

[Lady Jet]

who?

[Verde]

Verde. Dude(ette). I actualy had an Elvis impersonator at my wedding. He sang our wedding song (Can't help falling in Love) while we did a long=practiced ballroom dance. Cheese can be very liberating. And nothing's cooler than Elvis.

Sir, I never said Elvis wasn't cool!

Wait...which Elvis are we talking about? Young Elvis or Fat sequined jumpsuit Elvis?

[jetswin]

Thanks for the kind words. But he is gone man. It is unfortunate but he is gone.

What did I miss?

[Brenjetsfan]

nothing ....he is in the trunk of the ole' caddy headin down the bumpy road

[DHJF]

Shane's gone?

[Thor99]

who?

[Jetsfan80]

Good work on the pic, Thor. That South Park episode was a classic, just like every other episode they create.