visajets Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Personally i like to keep semen filled condoms from my favorite athletes in my basement freezer. They're a whole lot more personal. Are those from anal or oral sex or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Are those from anal or oral sex or both? anyway they want it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Stop bitching, do you think people want to be hounded all the damn time for autographs? I would think that is an annoying side effect of being a star, sometimes you wanna be left the fck alone! Someone throw this guy a super absorbent tampon for his ailing vagina. Correct spelling is phuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Were you wearing sandals? That's the trick with Rex, you need to show some toe. thats hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I went out and spent an hour running around Barnes and Noble to find this guy's new book, then drive an hour out to the city to see Rex on Centerstage on the Yes network filming. After the show ends I stand right at the door of his Escalade limo, and plead with him to sign it. He ignores me and doesn't even make eye contact with a single person, and actually goes out of his way to walk around to the other side of the limo just to avoid confrontation. I come to find out after Centerstage, he drove out to NJ to go sign copies of his book at a paid book signing. Does this guy really need the extra money? He only cares about fans if they give him their money?? What a d*ck! I'm going to throw the book in the Hudson with the rest of the trash. He ain't no peoples person like he claims. Loves his job, but hates fans? So fake. So im taking that somehow Rex was supposed to magically know all of this. Question, do you magically know how Rex day went? Maybe he thought you were a jerk for even walking up to the limo invading space because you think he owes you something for picking up a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I want to thanks the originator of this thread for driving posts-otherwise you are way off base for slandering Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billo83 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Who gives a f*k about autographs anyway? I've gotten plenty of them in my time & I couldn't tell you the last time I even looked at one. I don't care about getting another one. It's OK for kids, but to go batty trying to get one is silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodeawhodat Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I dont know Rex personally but my guess is that Rex was thinking that you could have gone to any one of his 50 book signings that he had scheduled that week instead of getting in his way while he was going to grab a bite to eat after some bs interview that probably lasted for too long. PS. I dont know that he was on his way to getting some food. just playing the odds there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Not very fair to sign books for free as your going to a paid signing. Smart move by Rex. I'd do the same in that position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Ban this man. I'm not even reading the thread. 1. Crusher 2. Rex Ryan 3. God Wait I thought I was #3? F*CK YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Rex was at the Yankee game today and got a big hand when he was shown on the scoreboard. The whiny douchebag who started this thread is still a self-absorbed a$$hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 When I was in Cleveland for the game last year, these jerkoffs were across the street from the hotel the Jets were staying in with boxes of sh*t waiting for players to come out! I can see why folks would use some discretion, especially if he were in a hurry. I was at Abram Elam's charity bowling event this week with a ton of nfl players. It cost $35 to get in, but these cheap douches just stood outside by the door in the rain with their folders full of pictures to try and get autographs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Are those from anal or oral sex or both? The anal ones get contaminated with santorum. (btw, google the word santorum, lol, you learn something every day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barcs Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 ^Joe, I just gotta say that hotdog looks bangin! Looks like you got a custom mustard and onion sauce on there plus bacon. I'm getting hungry just thinking about that. I'm checking out that recipe now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Wait I thought I was #3? F*CK YOU! Ummm, you are, on my JN poster list. That list was my list for real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Ummm, you are, on my JN poster list. That list was my list for real life. WHAT? You have Hess Station above me on your JN poster list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 WHAT? You have Hess Station above me on your JN poster list? Yes, you are #15 on my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 WHAT? You have Hess Station above me on your JN poster list? Suck it you pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Stop bitching, do you think people want to be hounded all the damn time for autographs? I would think that is an annoying side effect of being a star, sometimes you wanna be left the fck alone! Someone throw this guy a super absorbent tampon for his ailing vagina. Good post. It does get old...Max, sign this JN helmet...Max, change my username after this VIP event is over. Max have my children.... At first it is fun but after awhile you just want your normal life back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Good post. It does get old...Max, sign this JN helmet...Max, change my username after this VIP event is over. Max have my children.... At first it is fun but after awhile you just want your normal life back. Max you're so silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Good post. It does get old...Max, sign this JN helmet...Max, change my username after this VIP event is over. Max have my children.... At first it is fun but after awhile you just want your normal life back. Let me guess, the "helmet" in question isn't exactly a football one now is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Rex Ryan is in Boston today on the set of some new Sandler movie being filmed in MA. Just thought you jock sniffin' Ryan zealots would want to know. Any of you want me to take a ride downtown and see if I can get an autograph for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Max you're so silly. Max be my plus one at a wedding I was invited to. People need to respect my private time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Let me guess, the "helmet" in question isn't exactly a football one now is it? haha. BTW did the ink wash off when you showered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Let me guess, the "helmet" in question isn't exactly a football one now is it? haha. BTW did the ink wash off when you showered? Grossest exchange in message board history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Rex Ryan is in Boston today on the set of some new Sandler movie being filmed in MA. Just thought you jock sniffin' Ryan zealots would want to know. Any of you want me to take a ride downtown and see if I can get an autograph for you? Adam Sandler hasn't made a decent movie since The Waterboy. I'm still sickened by the fact that I sat through Grown-Ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Adam Sandler hasn't made a decent movie since The Waterboy. I'm still sickened by the fact that I sat through Grown-Ups. I liked Funny People and I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Adam Sandler hasn't made a decent movie since The Waterboy. I'm still sickened by the fact that I sat through Grown-Ups. I liked Anger Management and 50 First Dates (which was good despite him). I either didn't like or didn't watch anything else since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I liked Anger Management and 50 First Dates (which was good despite him). I either didn't like or didn't watch anything else since then. I was in college during the Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison days. Nobody (maybe Mike Meyers) was funnier but I was on a massive intake of drugs and booze at the time fwiw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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