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#1 Jetsfan80

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 08:44 AM

I did yesterday. Especially when it comes to women. I'm a big old pussy.
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sheesh, I'm a doosh.


#2 Pac

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 09:48 AM

I realized you weren't a man years ago.
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#3 JoeC36

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 09:54 AM

i have always felt like a woman.
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Posted 15 November 2012 - 09:55 AM

No.
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Posted 15 November 2012 - 09:56 AM

My fight or flight response is permanently stuck in flight, but I can grow a decent beard so it's all good.
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#6 Jetsfan80

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 10:03 AM

My fight or flight response is permanently stuck in flight, but I can grow a decent beard so it's all good.


Plus you're like, the living embodiment of John Lennon and stuff.
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sheesh, I'm a doosh.


#7 Integrity28

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 10:23 AM

I did yesterday. Especially when it comes to women. I'm a big old pussy.


lol, this is priceless sig material
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Posted 15 November 2012 - 11:02 AM

I'm well hung and bitches love me. So, no.
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Posted 16 November 2012 - 02:14 PM

I realized I wasnt a man once I saw the split lol
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Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:19 PM

I'd like to see Dan X's response to this question.
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#11 T0mShane

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 07:12 PM

Men are overrated
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#12 The Crusher

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 03:26 PM

I did yesterday. Especially when it comes to women. I'm a big old pussy.


Talk to Crushlove.
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:34 PM

Absolutely not, we're all men. You pussies.
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 03:41 PM

Talk to Crushlove.


I was hoping you'd chime in.

Basically I just overthink things until I end up in the friend zone. Need more confidence.
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sheesh, I'm a doosh.


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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:06 PM

Just wanted to send a big thanks your way. Your kind makes those of us with moderate levels of game look way, way better than we really are. Keep up the good work.
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(Chandler)'s a nice piece as long as he's the 7th most important player on your roster....I think they're going to be disappointed when they see he's just a pumped-up Drew Gooden.


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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:31 PM

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:24 PM

I was hoping you'd chime in.

Basically I just overthink things until I end up in the friend zone. Need more confidence.



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#18 T0mShane

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:25 PM

Just wanted to send a big thanks your way. Your kind makes those of us with moderate levels of game look way, way better than we really are. Keep up the good work.



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#19 THE ILK

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:40 PM

Believe in your smellf.
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#20 Larz

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:49 PM

by man you mean like Lucas McCain level manly ?
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#21 The Crusher

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 06:36 AM

I was hoping you'd chime in.

Basically I just overthink things until I end up in the friend zone. Need more confidence.


Your thinking with the wrong head. On phone. Be back soon

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#22 The Crusher

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 08:01 AM

I did yesterday. Especially when it comes to women. I'm a big old pussy.


Got a couple minutes. First thing you have to understand is it's not you. Regardless of what anyone says in this thread this is a function of the game not the player. More likely than not you have the ability just not the proper coaching and or you may lack weapons.

The first thing you and Dr Crushlove have to get straight is what we EXACTLY are talking about. Are we talking about struggling with getting woman naked all together or a specific young lady that you fancy? Those are two very different issues. Because the easiest way to get a chick to say yes to sex who has been saying no is to just ASK ANOTHER GIRL. If the young lady you pursue has tossed you solidly into the friendzone then this is the easiest and quickest option.

This is not saying that you have quit on her and will never enjoy her goodies. Not at all honestly. In some cases by doing this successfully the chick sees you with another babe and realizes whatever they realize at that point. They see you in a different light when another woman is treating you like a man rather than a girlfriend with a penis. All of a sudden she may decide that she screwed up and she will start acting different around you. Eventually she will want your ALL your attention back and may choose to use her softy to accomplish this.

Now if this is one of those SHE IS THE ONE issues I may not be the guy to ask. This is a very long process and may take a life time to escape from friend zone to her end zone. The cost could be enormous and quite honestly you could die.

Let me give you an example:

I have a female friend of mine and Mrs Crushlove that I have been having conversation with for about 15 years. The short story is she liked badboys in high school and had a guy she was good friends with but just not her thing back then. She always told me how wonderful he was but she never though of him "That Way."

He confessed is love numerous times. Love or desire to bang but you get the point.

So.. she spent 30 years with a couple different badboy husbands that treated her terribly and one actually physically hurt her and her son. The whole time talking with the guy from high school who also had failed marriages and ended up with a child so alienated from him they haven;t talked in years.

To make a long story short 31 years later they meet up at a party back home.... end up hooking up finally and now they seem very happy. They are getting married. His daughter is actually coming around and for now the story seems happy.

But.. Look at this. It took this dude 30+ years to get in. THIRTY. One could argue it's true love and worth it. Personally I think it's just circumstance lining up.

So 80. Let me know what we are dealing with and I will get a little more specific.
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 08:39 AM

^I like.

Also, dude, go watch that Steve Carell/Ryan Gosling movie Crazy, Stupid, Love. All women universally agree that the route the Gosling character takes is exactly the right way to bag them. Basically, tell them you want to throw down. Just work it into the convo--even if they're taken aback or annoyed by your brusqueness, they record it as a tremendous compliment. If they tell you to **** off, or give you the friend speech, shrug it off. The goal is to bat .333. For every two chicks that recoil, one will be intrigued enough to entertain the notion. And the bonus is that, of the two that rebuffed you, one of those will usually circle back around later on (usually after they get dumped by a dude far cooler than you elsewhere) and they'll remember the nice, non-threatening guy who thought she was worthwhile once.

And another thing, don't sweat it if you don't look like Ryan Gosling. Women--especially the ones over thirty--place a fairly low emphasis on physical appearance in a potential mate. The number one thing they look for is SEXUAL CONFIDENCE. Though they'll always list "makes me laugh" as the #1 requirement, they're lying or misguided--many of the qualities that are revealed via sexual confidence overlap those qualities necessary to tell a bad joke confidently.

Remember, unless a dude looks like Gosling and/or owns a Porsche, seduction is often a long game--you have to have patience, and never express self-doubt when you get initially rebuffed. Always act like you're going to bang the next chick, and it makes it easier to project confidence with the chick in front of you, like you can take it or leave it.





Edited by T0mShane, 24 November 2012 - 08:42 AM.

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:43 PM

I did yesterday. Especially when it comes to women. I'm a big old pussy.


admitting that. even to yourself, will get you women who are looking for someone to fix, or mother.

you'll get plenty of food and head, but if you ever grow a pair... those women will look for a new project.

whoever it was that said women want to feel desirable - ie, you want to bang them. yes. that's pretty much the whole deal. you will get your face slapped, you will get drinks thrown at you, you will learn that no very often means try harder.... but yes, this will work.

also, have a job and don't live with your mom.

good luck, son.
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#25 T0mShane

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:41 PM

whoever it was that said women want to feel desirable - ie, you want to bang them. yes. that's pretty much the whole deal. you will get your face slapped, you will get drinks thrown at you, you will learn that no very often means try harder.... but yes, this will work.

also, have a job and don't live with your mom.

good luck, son.



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