Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 So the crew is finally all together. Lead by Joe Cabot and "Nice Guy" Eddie, you all meet up together to get down to business. As it turns out, Joe has you all meet up at the very warehouse that you're supposed to be heading to once the job is done. You look around and there's a combination of a few familiar and unfamiliar faces. Either way, none of you really know who each other are, and as far you're all concerned, you want to keep it that way. While you wait around for Joe, you all start bull-sh*tting just to pass the time. That is, until Joe walks in with a rather pissed off look on his face. Joe: So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Eleven guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the **** they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullsh*t. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' ****in' jokes! Get the message? Joe then stops for a moment and wrings his hands together. Something is clearly bothering him and he thinks about what he says before continuing. Joe: Boys, we got a huge ****in' problem. As you all know, I know a lot of people and I've got a lot of sources, and they just told me something. We got a rat in the house. Everyone immediately is shocked to hear this, and eyes start peering around the room at one another. Joe: I don't know who the **** it is, but one of you boys on the crew is working with the cops, and I'm going to take that to mean, he's got some help around here too amongst these other clowns. These bastards are here to take me down, but they'll take every last one of you down along with me, so it's now all of our problem. With that said, nobody's leaving this warehouse until the rat is his bastard cop buddies are found and taken care of, some you better all start figuring it the **** out. And for those of you who ain't paying attention, here's who we've got in this group around us: 1. Crusher 2. JiF 3. Ape 4. Pac 5. SMC 6. CTM 7. slats 8. JF80 9. Sharrow 10. Verbal 11. Hess So let's get to work. Joe walks over to the warehouse door and slams it shut and locks it. It doesn't look like anyone is going anywhere anytime soon. You all turn to each other trying to figure out who the hell the cops are. I guess you all better start talking. Day one has begun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 You guys know the rules, so we don't have to go over this crap again. I'll just address the ones that change from time to time: - I could give less of a crap if you decide to edit your posts. I'm not going to bother paying attention, so no reason to say it's not allowed. Of course, that doesn't mean others can't hold it against you. - No revealing or even hinting towards your character. Mafia roles are obviously fine, but don't try to use a role reveal as a means to reference your character. - Rule 14 Good luck ****ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I ******* hate cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Excuse me Mr. Bleeding Green? When we catch teh pigs Crusher eat? Yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Checking in. Vote CTM He's in my head and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 If we lynch Pac and SMC asap, can we avoid the inevitable Mexican standoff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Excuse me Mr. Bleeding Green? When we catch teh pigs Crusher eat? Yes? Ha, I see what you did there, well played. And just for that, we'll take one pig and put him on a spit just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Vote Count: CTM (1) - Ape With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Ha, I see what you did there, well played. And just for that, we'll take one pig and put him on a spit just for you. Vote JF80 scrumptious,, you know I want it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 So the crew is finally all together. Lead by Joe Cabot and "Nice Guy" Eddie, you all meet up together to get down to business. As it turns out, Joe has you all meet up at the very warehouse that you're supposed to be heading to once the job is done. You look around and there's a combination of a few familiar and unfamiliar faces. Either way, none of you really know who each other are, and as far you're all concerned, you want to keep it that way. While you wait around for Joe, you all start bull-sh*tting just to pass the time. That is, until Joe walks in with a rather pissed off look on his face. Joe: So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Eleven guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the **** they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullsh*t. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' ****in' jokes! Get the message? Joe then stops for a moment and wrings his hands together. Something is clearly bothering him and he thinks about what he says before continuing. Joe: Boys, we got a huge ****in' problem. As you all know, I know a lot of people and I've got a lot of sources, and they just told me something. We got a rat in the house. Everyone immediately is shocked to hear this, and eyes start peering around the room at one another. Joe: I don't know who the **** it is, but one of you boys on the crew is working with the cops, and I'm going to take that to mean, he's got some help around here too amongst these other clowns. These bastards are here to take me down, but they'll take every last one of you down along with me, so it's now all of our problem. With that said, nobody's leaving this warehouse until the rat is his bastard cop buddies are found and taken care of, some you better all start figuring it the **** out. And for those of you who ain't paying attention, here's who we've got in this group around us: 1. Crusher 2. JiF 3. Ape 4. Pac 5. SMC 6. CTM 7. slats 8. JF80 9. Sharrow 10. Verbal 11. Hess So let's get to work. Joe walks over to the warehouse door and slams it shut and locks it. It doesn't look like anyone is going anywhere anytime soon. You all turn to each other trying to figure out who the hell the cops are. I guess you all better start talking. Day one has begun... tl;dr Nobody? Cmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 tl;dr Nobody? Cmon. Probably because the rest of these folks are smart enough to know I lead JN Mafia in modkills. So you better zip your lip, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Vote Count: CTM (1) - Ape JF80 (1) - Crusher With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Vote JF80 scrumptious,, you know I want it God Crusher makes me hot. Wait....wrong game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 If we lynch Pac and SMC asap, can we avoid the inevitable Mexican standoff? good point... Vote SMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 good point... Vote SMC How do you say "bus" in Mexican? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 How do you say "bus" in Mexican? I don't speak Mexican.. I speak Puerto Rican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I went to bed last night with this game on my mind. I dreamed that all of us were the real Reservoir Dogs but we all had our Avatars instead of heads. Pretty cool stuff. And then right before I woke up, Slats and Sharrow visited me in cops outfits and told me to wake up. Vote Slats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 On second thought, it probably makes sense to start with Sharrow since he's a regular old SandMan and we'll all probably forget he's playing after today. Unvote Slats Vote Sharrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I went to bed last night with this game on my mind. I dreamed that all of us were the real Reservoir Dogs but we all had our Avatars instead of heads. Pretty cool stuff. And then right before I woke up, Slats and Sharrow visited me in cops outfits and told me to wake up. Vote Slats Gay guys in cop outfits? In YOUR dreams? No way. Were the Indian and Constructuon worker there too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I don't speak Mexican.. I speak Puerto Rican. So then you talk like a black mall gangsta, with a Mexican accent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Gay guys in cop outfits? In YOUR dreams? No way. Were the Indian and Constructuon worker there too? No construction workers - 1 ditch digger, 1 landscaper, 1 hippy, 1 nerd/hippy, 1 sexy fat man, 1 Satan Fag, 1 gay shark, 1 super hairy dude walking on all 4's, and 1 psycho path w/ a steering wheel in his hands at all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 So then you talk like a black mall gangsta, with a Mexican accent? sort of... and we beat up pretentious, lilly-white faggots that wear Penny Loafers and think they're better than everyone else because they rent a cottage on the weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 good point... Vote SMC and how!!! Vote PAC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 JiF is, admittedly, an awful scum player. But he modded last game, so I'll vote for the 2nd worst scum player. Vote Crusher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 JiF is, admittedly, an awful scum player. But he modded last game, so I'll vote for the 2nd worst scum player. Vote Crusher OMGUS much copper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 On second thought, it probably makes sense to start with Sharrow since he's a regular old SandMan and we'll all probably forget he's playing after today. Unvote Slats Vote Sharrow Good job. vote: Pac Tried to kill him twice last game, hoping to have better results this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Checking in. Trying divide & conquor? FU! Vote: Sharrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 How do you say "bus" in Mexican? Well, in Puerto Rican it's la guagua (wah-wah) but in Mexican it's el pesero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Checking in. Trying divide & conquor? FU! Vote: Sharrow Here we go Lynch Sharrow, here we go!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Vote Count: CTM (1) - Ape JF80 (1) - Crusher SMC (1) - Pac Sharrow (2) - JiF, SMC Pac (2) - Hess, slats Crusher (1) - JF80 With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Here we go Lynch Sharrow, here we go!!! OMG Sharrow's so ****ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 No construction workers - 1 ditch digger, 1 landscaper, 1 hippy, 1 nerd/hippy, 1 sexy fat man, 1 Satan Fag, 1 gay shark, 1 super hairy dude walking on all 4's, and 1 psycho path w/ a steering wheel in his hands at all time. It's a ******* dolphin!! Also, vote: SMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 It's a ******* dolphin!! Also, vote: SMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Vote Count: CTM (1) - Ape JF80 (1) - Crusher SMC (2) - Pac, Verbal Sharrow (2) - JiF, SMC Pac (2) - Hess, slats Crusher (1) - JF80 With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 sort of... and we beat up pretentious, lilly-white faggots that wear Penny Loafers and think they're better than everyone else because they rent a cottage on the weekends. Haha... I'm part American Indian so I'm actually not lily-white, I have a beautiful soon-to-be-fiance, I wear boat shoes but only on my boat, and own the cottage. You are 1/5... I do think I'm better than everyone, because Arrogant Ape iz Arrogant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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