HessStation Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I will be making a porno in 45 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 LINKZ PLZ myfreewebcams dot com you don't even have to pay a lot of the time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 LINKZ PLZ cam4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 If only those DM prudes could see this thread now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 NOW PUT ON A POKEMON HAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I will be making a porno in 45 minutes. what's the name of the guy you're in it with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 NOW PUT ON A POKEMON HAT. I LOLed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I will be making a porno in 45 minutes. disturbing thought.... probably with animals, but you're too out there for it to be with a sheep or a dog like your run of the mill animal ****er... probably something like a badger or a small bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 You just scroll the the bottom and on the right there's a button that says "Deal with it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 You may think binge drinking is just for college guys, but new research from the CDC finds that one in six U.S. adults are binge drinkers. (That’s 5 drinks in a night for guys.) Why do we tend to drink more than we know we should? Science has some surprising answers. Check out these crazy things that are encouraging you to drink too much. The Media. The more you’re exposed to images of alcohol in the media, the more likely you are to drink, reports a study published in the journal Alcohol and Alcoholism. The researchers monitored the alcohol consumption of 80 males (ages 18 to 29) who were exposed to media that either did or did not display images of alcohol with the film (or commercials). The men were broken up into groups and placed in comfortable theatre-like rooms where there were both alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages available to them. The results found that those who watched commercials or movies where drinking was highly prevalent drank an average of 1.5 bottles (300 ml) more than those who watched similar media where alcohol played a less-prominent role. The Suffering Economy. Researchers from the University of Miami found that the worse off the economy is, the worse your drinking habits become. Over a span of 4 years, the study surveyed more than 43,000 people—monitoring drinking behaviors and the state unemployment rates. And after punching the data, the researchers found that every time the state unemployment rate increased by 1 percent, there was a 17 percent increase in cases alcohol abuse. Your Brain. Although scientists have assumed this for quite some time, the latest research confirms that drinking releases feel-good chemicals in the “pleasure center” of the brain. Researchers from the University of California used PET imaging (which captures the regions of the brain that “light up” in response to alcohol) to monitor the effects of drinking in the brains of 13 heavy drinkers and compare them against images of 12 infrequent drinkers. Although all of the subjects experienced a release of endorphins from the alcohol, those who were heavier drinkers experienced higher levels of endorphins—which ultimately leads to more alcohol because they received more pleasure from drinking. The Loud Music. Cranking up the volume at the bar may actually cause people to drink more, reports a study published in Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimental Research. French researchers monitored 40 men over the course of three Saturday evenings, tracking the amount of alcohol they consumed when the music in the bar was played at various volumes. Their results showed that there was a positive correlation between loud music and the amount of time it took for men to empty their glasses. When the music was loud, it took the average guy roughly 12 minutes to finish his drink—compared to about 15 minutes when the music was being played at a normal level. JN Mafia. That's right, overexposure to this level of inanity is bound to provoke any number of disturbing feelings and or images in one's mind. The solution? A pint of vodka, chilled, garnished with Jalapeno stuffed olives. Or, a nice bottle of Makers Mark, unopened, so that you can salivate as you crack that red wax seal. Nothing else soothes the soul and lubricated the tongue like throwing an in-game drunk, and lets face it, if you are reading this, you have to admit that being drunk is only going to help your pathetic existence. So why fight the inevtibale when happy hour can be every hour? Live in style. Live like a pirate, and enjoy all that you can conquer! The CDC is highly overrated anyway, and they a no fun at a ll at parties. I remember this time when we were tanked - I mena absolutey sh*t faced, and this guy walks up to us and thingks he's a bad a$$ mafia playerand everythgin, and I bithc lapped him...wait, what were talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 ^^ In the category of "useless answers from dicks", we have Vic. Anyone care to be more helpful? Scroll down to the bottom and ... click on "full version" then it will look like the site on the web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 disturbing thought.... probably with animals, but you're too out there for it to be with a sheep or a dog like your run of the mill animal ****er... probably something like a badger or a small bear probably the raccoon he runs over while playing mafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 probably the raccoon he runs over while playing mafia. lol... Road Kill XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 NOW PUT ON A POKEMON HAT. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakaea Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 SMC, I can't use the regular version or my computer has a spaz attack with all the pics and stuff *glares at 80 and Nolder* Never mind then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 And you and Ape would be the Dane Cook/Dice Clay of JN. Sweet. I'm Dice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 If only those DM prudes could see this thread now. haha I know right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 disturbing thought.... probably with animals, but you're too out there for it to be with a sheep or a dog like your run of the mill animal ****er... probably something like a badger or a small bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 SMC, I can't use the regular version or my computer has a spaz attack with all the pics and stuff *glares at 80 and Nolder* Never mind then... That sounds like a reason for an upgrade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Someone rep this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 disturbing thought.... probably with animals, but you're too out there for it to be with a sheep or a dog like your run of the mill animal ****er... probably something like a badger or a small bear Badgers and bears put up a fight. More thrilling that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakaea Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Well...not so much my computer...my ISP is a stupid whiny bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Well...not so much my computer...my ISP is a stupid whiny bitch. Dial up is so '90s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 Well...not so much my computer...my ISP is a stupid whiny bitch. If you go into your board settings, I think you can turn off a lot of stuff. definitely sigs, which should help, but I think even a lot of the media stuff too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Snide prick over weird, homely freak wins again!!!! One day, they will tell the story of how the one called Nanootz destroyed forever the greatest power in the universe... the power of the retarded X-men... a long as I'm not Dane cook... h8 that douche ... and that is why you are. disturbing thought.... probably with animals, but you're too out there for it to be with a sheep or a dog like your run of the mill animal ****er... probably something like a badger or a small bear honey badger doesn't give a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Badgers and bears put up a fight. More thrilling that way. yep, my thought exactly. I mean a guy who has to make something as mundane as posting ghey jokes on the internets dangerous by doing so at 80mph while operating a motor vehicle, is definitely not going to be excited unless there's a strong chance of bodily harm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 honey badger doesn't give a **** **** yeah badger pride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Tempted to vote nol again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakaea Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dial up is so '90s Don't have dial up. But yeah, I get what you mean. Got sigs turned off, can't turn off pics that I can find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 a long as I'm not Dane cook... h8 that douche So you'd rather do him than be him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 So you'd rather do him than be him? obv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 any idea what the vote count is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 i like my free web cams... for a small fee, girls do what you tell them too.. it's great If it's "free" then why is there a "small fee"? Sounds like false advertisement to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 oh I was going to vote the vote leader but I'd rather keep 80 around I guess I'll toss my vote all over JiF Unvote: Lily (would still be up for lynching her) Vote: JiF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 If only those DM prudes could see this thread now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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