Verbal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I will drag that mutt recluse CTM out of his cabin in the woods if you give me killing powers each day and night phase. I'll need a heavy supply of BPVs for this game, thx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 my cats are doing very well, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 BPVs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 It's cute when you pretend you want me to stfu. Am I that obvious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Wow... thats another one that floors me... like realizing how old Verby's kid is now! Did ya'll know Doggin is getting married? Holy crap. Is he marrying the first strange he got after his divorce.YIKES!!!!! Good news is he will be back playing mafia after the marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 ... verb.... has... reproduced... oh dear lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 like realizing how old Verby's kid is now! A good segue into the funny sh*t my kid says: (Note - I swear on my life that the following is a true story, and not exaggerated in the slightest.) My wife brings my son to one of her preggo appointments. This place is kinda "out there" with the pictures they have on the walls of actual giving birth shots and stuff. Weird, but whatever. Here was the conversation: Son: *points to picture* Mommy, what is that? Wife: *looks at picture, and cringes* Honey, that is a vagina. Son: What's a vagina? Wife: Well, that is what girls have. *cue Kindergarten Cop-like scene* Boys have penises, and girls have vaginas. Son: *ponders this for a moment* Mommy, I like to eat vagina. I sh*t you not. I can't make this stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 heartwarming.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 A good segue into the funny sh*t my kid says: (Note - I swear on my life that the following is a true story, and not exaggerated in the slightest.) My wife brings my son to one of her preggo appointments. This place is kinda "out there" with the pictures they have on the walls of actual giving birth shots and stuff. Weird, but whatever. Here was the conversation: Son: *points to picture* Mommy, what is that? Wife: *looks at picture, and cringes* Honey, that is a vagina. Son: What's a vagina? Wife: Well, that is what girls have. *cue Kindergarten Cop-like scene* Boys have penises, and girls have vaginas. Son: *ponders this for a moment* Mommy, I like to eat vagina. I sh*t you not. I can't make this stuff up. When your kid gets a minute can he have a sit down with 80? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I swear, only your kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Another tidbit: When asked in preschool what he was thankful for for Thanksgiving, my son replied with "Mitt Romney". FYI, I hate politics and don't discuss it. I have no idea where he got this. So I quizzed him and asked him who Romney was. His reply was "the guy who lost". So I asked who won - the reply was "Obama". I'm pretty sure my kid has some sort of hidden internet device in his room, ala the E-Trade baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 A good segue into the funny sh*t my kid says: (Note - I swear on my life that the following is a true story, and not exaggerated in the slightest.) My wife brings my son to one of her preggo appointments. This place is kinda "out there" with the pictures they have on the walls of actual giving birth shots and stuff. Weird, but whatever. Here was the conversation: Son: *points to picture* Mommy, what is that? Wife: *looks at picture, and cringes* Honey, that is a vagina. Son: What's a vagina? Wife: Well, that is what girls have. *cue Kindergarten Cop-like scene* Boys have penises, and girls have vaginas. Son: *ponders this for a moment* Mommy, I like to eat vagina. I sh*t you not. I can't make this stuff up. The apple falls far from the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 The apple falls far from the tree. That was the best you could do? Damn, you really need CTM back to help your funny...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 That was the best you could do? Damn, you really need CTM back to help your funny...... What I really need is about 4 weeks of vacation / honeymooning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Did HeavyFog get scared off already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I'll need a heavy supply of BPVs for this game, thx. An "80 gets a ton of bullets and see what happens" type of game needs to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Did HeavyFog get scared off already? Is he really Hess's brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Did HeavyFog get scared off already? We've basically been calling him a fat faggot. So probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Is he really Hess's brother? Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 An "80 gets a ton of bullets and see what happens" type of game needs to happen. That's fine. But in this game, you need to die. Like now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 An "80 gets a ton of bullets and see what happens" type of game needs to happen. neg repped by accident on my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Did HeavyFog get scared off already? prob. He was always too sensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 LOL, Verbal. That's awesome. Didn't know about Doggin. Congrats, man! But I had forgotten he got divorced, so when you said that Nae I thought he converted from Judiasm to Mormonism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 is today some kind of religious holiday or something? where are all the humans who usually post from work? if I ever do get caught up here I'm gonna be really bored. verb, go fix mordor for me, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Aww come back Hess the second!!! I've always wanted two Hess's!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 nah, he's just one of those people who doesn't retain the emotional scarring god intended to preserve our insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 neg repped by accident on my phone. Don't worry. Repped myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Don't worry. Repped myself. That is such an awesome feature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Aww come back Hess the second!!! I've always wanted two Hess's!!!! don't get too attached. he's adopted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 That's fine. But in this game, you need to die. Like now. Shoot me or GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 In other news... I found a random picture of Jif.... (Might not be safe for work.. just saying?) http://dailychillout.net/wtf-are-they-that-is-f0cking-disgusting/?utm_source=fb-ahm&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=ahm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 is today some kind of religious holiday or something? where are all the humans who usually post from work? if I ever do get caught up here I'm gonna be really bored. verb, go fix mordor for me, would you? I'm around sorta. Our receptionist called out sick today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 An "80 gets a ton of bullets and see what happens" type of game needs to happen. We just had a game like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I'm around sorta. Our receptionist called out sick today. I'm surrounded by a welcome the new supervisor party... the humans are attempting to interact with me. but as I haven't made her cry yet... I'm not pressing my luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 We just had a game like that. 3 shots is not enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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