Lets take a second to thank the Dolphins, Bills, and Browns

[SenorGato]

for taking mediocre players off the market that the Jets proooooobably would be dumb enough to target. Once done we can all return to the misery porn imaginary doomsday scenarios like how the Bills, with their first picks in the 20s, are totally definitely a threat to trade allllll the way up for one on three QBs.

So far so good and Los Yets haven't blown a dime or a draft pick yet, the rare excellent start.

 

 

[New York Mick]

I’m glad we won’t be seeing Landry twice a year anymore. 

[Gen X Jet]

The Bills' 2019 1st will be a very valuable chip.  Right now they have Peterman as their starter. 

[ZachEY]

Nothing bad happened for the Jets today, but I'm not sure why we can say that anything good happened.  There's still plenty of bad signings to be had.  If history is any indicator, we will still find some of them.

[SenorGato]

Yeah, Landry's one TD per season against the Jets really put the fear of Jah in everyone. 

I don't know why I expected more than just finding some more misery. Fine, totally definitely the Buffalo Bills are doing big things lol.

I'm chalking today up as another huge win, the second of the offseason after the Broncos' feints finally getting noted as #FakeNews.

[Patriot Killa]

Believe the Bills have a few 2nd and 3rds they can package as well.

[SenorGato]

Are you guys trying to convince yourselves the Bills are a thing? Why? THEY get expectations? NY states opium and crack den? Jah...Are there any non-Jets franchises not lined up to be forever winners besides that ones that already are? 

[Jetsplayer21]

4 minutes ago, Patriot Killa said:

Believe the Bills have a few 2nd and 3rds they can package as well.

They have a ton 

Round 1: Pick No. 21

Round 1: Pick No. 22

Round 2: Pick No. 53

Round 2: Pick No. 56

Round 3: Pick No. 65

Round 3: Pick No. 96

Round 4: Pick No. 121

Round 5: Pick No. 158

Round 5: Pick No. 166

[Patriot Killa]

2 minutes ago, Jetsplayer21 said:

They have a ton 

Round 1: Pick No. 21

Round 1: Pick No. 22

Round 2: Pick No. 53

Round 2: Pick No. 56

Round 3: Pick No. 65

Round 3: Pick No. 96

Round 4: Pick No. 121

Round 5: Pick No. 158

Round 5: Pick No. 166

Holy sh*t. Yep. They can really do damage this year if they hit on those picks. It’s pretty scary tbh.

[SenorGato]

1 hour ago, Jetsplayer21 said:

They have a ton 

Round 1: Pick No. 21

Round 1: Pick No. 22

Round 2: Pick No. 53

Round 2: Pick No. 56

Round 3: Pick No. 65

Round 3: Pick No. 96

Round 4: Pick No. 121

Round 5: Pick No. 158

Round 5: Pick No. 166

Just because they're the Bills - hilariously the Jets *still* own more top 50 picks including a top ten. 

I don't know why you guys are working so hard to construct miserable narratives. This franchise has sucked for nearly 5 decades, it's already there. The Bills for Jah's sake...We're just taking all comers for future and current forever winners, no gd standards.

Or maybe it's just prepping for the worst? If they blow it just switch to the Cubs and watch the Kris Bryant show.

[Jetsplayer21]

4 minutes ago, SenorGato said:

Just because they're the Bills - hilariously the Jets *still* own more top 50 picks including a top ten. 

I don't know why you guys are working so hard to construct miserable narratives, This franchise has sucked for nearly 5 decades, it's already there. The Bills for Jah's sake...We're just taking all comers lol.

Bro lol. Ya we gained 1 extra pick, at #49. While their 2 2nd round picks are right behind that. Let’s not grasp for straws. They have sh!tload more pics than us. 

[SenorGato]

6 minutes ago, Jetsplayer21 said:

Bro lol. Ya we gained 1 extra pick, at #49. While their 2 2nd round picks are right behind that. Let’s not grasp for straws. They have sh!tload more pics than us. 

That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. It's fascinating to watch the mental gymnastics, no one even flinched when the board's latest and greatest past present and future powerhouse, the Broncos, got truthed out of Cousins despite everyone insisting otherwise. 

Players don't get better deeper in the draft folks, let the Bills feast and watch them still walk out with maybe 3-4 starters probably two and only one that's actually a stud.

[Titan24]

18 minutes ago, SenorGato said:

Just because they're the Bills - hilariously the Jets *still* own more top 50 picks including a top ten. 

I don't know why you guys are working so hard to construct miserable narratives, This franchise has sucked for nearly 5 decades, it's already there. The Bills for Jah's sake...We're just taking all comers for future and current forever winners, no gd standards.

Or maybe it's just prepping for the worst? If they blow it just switch to the Cubs and watch the Kris Bryant show.

1. Those bills have a ton of ammo to move up to let’s say #2? I’m sure the nyg would prefer to make a big trade w buff.

2. K Bryant good player but A Rizzo is the guy on the cubs 

[SenorGato]

1 hour ago, Titan24 said:

1. Those bills have a ton of ammo to move up to let’s say #2? I’m sure the nyg would prefer to make a big trade w buff.

2. K Bryant good player but A Rizzo is the guy on the cubs 

1 - No, they don't. No one wants to move ****in' 20 spots down unless they're getting the Bills' entire draft plus some future picks.

2 - Uuuh...alrighty then. Rizzo's a perrenial MVP candidate too but that's some hipster sh*t. Edit: I might be underselling Rizzo, career year a'comin, but also Bryant is that good. 

[Jetsplayer21]

Just now, SenorGato said:

That's what I'm trying to tell you guys. It's fascinating to watch the mental gymnastics, no one even flinched when the board's latest and greatest past present and future powerhouse, the Broncos, got truthed out of Cousins despite all insistences to the opposite. Players don't get better deeper in the draft folks, let the Bills feast and watch them still walk out with maybe 3-4 starters probably two and only one that's actually a stud.

This is true. Why I definitely think they will trade up at least once. Pack those 2 picks per round and move up a round once or twice. I think they are definitely going to trade to trade up in front of us for a qb.

[SenorGato]

3 minutes ago, Jetsplayer21 said:

. I think they are definitely going to trade to trade up in front of us for a qb.

This is infinitely more delusional than thinking the Jets are going to do some damage with $100 million, an open path to Cousins, three top 50 picks including a top ten, and all their other draft picks.

GD this stuff is gold. I mean yeah, if I'm wrong you guys can give me hell, but since I'm speaking complete sense it's not a worry.

 

[HawkeyeJet]

Per the trusty old trade chart, value of Jets picks in Rd 1-3= 2770

Bills Rd 1-3=2681

[SenorGato]

4 minutes ago, HawkeyeJet said:

Per the trusty old trade chart, value of Jets picks in Rd 1-3= 2770

Bills Rd 1-3=2681

[T0mShane]

Yes, as this was happening all my thoughts turned to how fortunate the Jets were and how bright their future was.

[SenorGato]

Just now, T0mShane said:

Yes, as this was happening all my thoughts turned to how fortunate the Jets were and how bright their future was.

As they should! I can't imagine a shrewd man like yourself was thinking "**** we just missed out on a $15 million non-playmaker and QB with a WC game ceiling!" 

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, SenorGato said:

As they should! I can't imagine a shrewd man like yourself was thinking "**** we just missed out on a $15 million non-playmaker and QB with a WC game ceiling!" 

Or that the Bills and Dolphins were adding draft picks! And reminiscing about how throwing this season down the toilet in exchange for a high draft pick and $100 mil in cap space was going to allow us to make some sizzling hotboy personnel moves that’d ensure next season was Coupe DeVilly

[SenorGato]

6 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Or that the Bills and Dolphins were adding draft picks! 

The earliest either of them pick is 11, and it's the team with fewer picks plus a QB they are paying. Call me when those picks actually comes into play as a real life factor rather than the imaginings of a group of people working reeeeeeeeaaaaaaalllly hard to avoid the *fact* that the Jets have a better position than either this offseason. 

Oh and since you guys get to play with imaginary doomsday scenarios, here's a positive one: the Dolphins are probably going to end up gifting the Jets a 26 year old starting OT.

[T0mShane]

9 minutes ago, SenorGato said:

The earliest either of them pick is 11, and it's the team with fewer picks plus a QB they are paying. Call me when those picks actually comes into play as a real life factor rather than the imaginings of a group of people working reeeeeeeeaaaaaaalllly hard to avoid the *fact* that the Jets have a better position than either this offseason. 

Oh and since you guys get to play with imaginary doomsday scenarios, here's a positive one: the Dolphins are probably going to end up gifting the Jets a 26 year old starting OT.

Yeah, no. Those imaginary draft picks the Bills and Dolphins got are pretty, pretty real and the draft pick the Jets have is thisclose to becoming a cornerback.

[Miss Lonelyhearts]

31 minutes ago, SenorGato said:

I'm speaking complete sense

what

[SenorGato]

3 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Yeah, no. Those imaginary draft picks the Bills and Dolphins got are pretty, pretty real and the draft pick the Jets have is thisclose to becoming a cornerback.

Sure they are, I haven't denied anything but their potential impact. A handful of late firsts, seconds, and thirds isn't doing what you guys imagine it can without spending all of it to probably still end up with third choice at QB, if they were to get so lucky.

[SenorGato]

Just now, Miss Lonelyhearts said:

what

I said I am speaking complete sense. I'll reduce it to the most sense for comfort and accuracy's sake.

[T0mShane]

12 minutes ago, SenorGato said:

Sure they are, I haven't denied anything but their potential impact. A handful of late firsts, seconds, and thirds isn't doing what you guys imagine it can without spending all of it to probably still end up with third choice at QB, if they were to get so lucky.

Today, right now, you can affirmatively state that the New York Jets are far and away the least talented team in the NFL. 

[CTM]

2 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Today, right now, you can affirmatively state that the New York Jets are far and away the least talented team in the NFL. 

Well we could've said that 3 years ago when Mac took over too, so from where I sit he's batting .500. Talk to me when we get worse

[SenorGato]

7 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Today, right now, you can affirmatively state that the New York Jets are far and away the least talented team in the NFL. 

Cool, also not something you have or will see me deny and it *still* does nothing to improve the value of all those picks the Bills and Dolphins have. We can also honestly and affirmatively say the Jets are in fantastic position to make that the fleeting, non-factor memory anything good they've ever done becomes. That and the Bills are and will always have the ceiling of a second tier franchise, they're the barely threat they've always and will aways be.

[SenorGato]

Kizer still blows, Carl.

[dbatesman]

1 hour ago, SenorGato said:

The earliest either of them pick is 11, and it's the team with fewer picks plus a QB they are paying. Call me when those picks actually comes into play as a real life factor rather than the imaginings of a group of people working reeeeeeeeaaaaaaalllly hard to avoid the *fact* that the Jets have a better position than either this offseason. 

This is like reading a first draft of one of those interminable Deadspin columns ripping tanking in the NBA because players aren’t “assets,” you know what I mean? They’re people, man.

[SenorGato]

6 minutes ago, dbatesman said:

This is like reading a first draft of one of those interminable Deadspin columns ripping tanking in the NBA because players aren’t “assets,” you know what I mean? They’re people, man.

Stop trying to make the Dolphins and Bills a thing. It's not going to happen. They're just as trash as the Jets and a bunch of late first/second and mid round picks isn't fixing anything.

 

[dbatesman]

1 minute ago, SenorGato said:

Stop trying to make the Dolphins and Bills a thing. It's not going to happen.

The Dolphins probably aren’t happening because Tannenbaum’s a ******* dunce, but the Bills are a little scary, and anyway saying that we’re better positioned than they are is pure foolishness.

[SenorGato]

4 minutes ago, dbatesman said:

The Dolphins probably aren’t happening because Tannenbaum’s a ******* dunce, but the Bills are a little scary, and anyway saying that we’re better positioned than they are is pure foolishness.

Their perpetual state and perrenial ceiling. Whyyyyy you guys want to make your bed with those schlubs is beyond me, but then again I'm doing it with the Jets (fortunately for all the right reasons). 

Again - give me hell when I'm wrong but remember me when they trade up for Josh Allen, the QB they might have a shot at with their pile of 20s and 50s picks.

[dbatesman]

5 minutes ago, SenorGato said:

Their perpetual state and perrenial ceiling. Whyyyyy you guys want to make your bed with those schlubs is beyond me, but then again I'm doing it with the Jets (fortunately for all the right reasons). 

Again - give me hell when I'm wrong but remember me when they trade up for Josh Allen, the QB they might have a shot at with their pile of 20s and 50s picks.

Shtick. Got it. Nevermind.