Ozark Mafia Game Thread - Town Wins!

[Spoot-Face 24,547]

@Jetsfan80

So eager to see my next game? Well, here's a teaser about the setup I've been mulling over: Minesweeper Mafia.

 

Let that sh*t sink in.

[JustEndTheSuffering 1,824]

1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

LOL

 

Barry McCockinner 06-24-2020 01:54 PM ET (US)	Good to see you guys working well together.
33 JiF 06-24-2020 01:39 PM ET (US)	I'm thinking about getting a nice cold iced coffee for a little afternoon pick me up. That pretty much will guarantee #7 and introduce the possibility to #8
32 JiF 06-24-2020 01:11 PM ET (US)	I just ate Thai food for lunch. So good. Also increases the odds I reach #7 today
31 JiF 06-24-2020 11:39 AM ET (US)	Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Well I have.
30 JiF 06-24-2020 11:37 AM ET (US)	Have you ever seen a dream talking? Well I have.
29 JiF 06-24-2020 11:36 AM ET (US)	Have you ever seen a dream walking? well I have.
28 JiF 06-24-2020 10:50 AM ET (US)	I usually get activated after my first bong hit of the morning too, so it's possible I get to 7 before Noon. Lets see!
27 JiF 06-24-2020 10:49 AM ET (US)	#6 done. I was a little worried when I sat down but it actually was very pleasing. I feel amazing.
26 JiF 06-24-2020 09:05 AM ET (US)	Working on #6
25 JiF 06-24-2020 08:59 AM ET (US)	ok, that one hurt a little but I feel so lite today! Edited 06-24-2020 08:59 AM
24 JiF 06-24-2020 08:52 AM ET (US)	About to go sit for #5 on the morning, it's not even 9am. Yassss!!!!
23 JiF 06-24-2020 08:45 AM ET (US)	Is it weird I go to bed excited about waking up to drink coffee and poop? Because I do.
22 JiF 06-24-2020 08:44 AM ET (US)	I just drank a half a pot and it made me poop, a lot. Like 4 poops before 9am. I poop a lot, how about you?
21 JiF 06-24-2020 06:58 AM ET (US)	I like coffee, do you like coffee? I like it black, like my women.
20 JiF 06-24-2020 06:49 AM ET (US)	Do you get dressed up when you shop? I do. I like to put on my best outfits when I go shopping!
19 JiF 06-23-2020 02:06 PM ET (US)	I dont wear underwear but I do love socks.
18 JiF 06-23-2020 12:00 PM ET (US)	I mean, I typically stick to surf shops but the local Marshall's is really nice. Basically the same stuff as the shops at half the price.
17 JiF 06-23-2020 11:54 AM ET (US)	Where do you shop? I'm a bargain shopper myself.
16 JiF 06-23-2020 11:44 AM ET (US)	I like your hat. It matches your shoes. You have a nice smile.
15 JiF 06-23-2020 11:36 AM ET (US)	Hi JC - I hope all is well. You look nice today

This was before I flipped N2 but I felt the need to back and it was a great read. 

[Jetsfan80 119,401]

10 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

@Jetsfan80

So eager to see my next game? Well, here's a teaser about the setup I've been mulling over: Minesweeper Mafia.

 

Let that sh*t sink in.

 

IN

[Dicetosser 357]

 

 

Smash 06-24-2020 07:36 AM ET (US)

Not Marty IMO and we should role block whomever we are going to kill in case they have a vest or a protection. I think Crusher is scum and I think GATA is scum. My guess on Marty would be Jvill

 

 

@smash you DO realise you cant RB a vest right??

[Dicetosser 357]

so   just curious   anyone still think its dumb to not just take Mason claims at face value??

[GATA 4,169]

1 hour ago, Dicetosser said:

so   just curious   anyone still think its dumb to not just take Mason claims at face value??

We were masons tho, you said we weren’t that was wrong. One was converted but he was that role 

[Barry McCockinner 14,218]

This one's for @JiF

 

[JiF 149,064]

5 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

This one's for @JiF

 

I have a poop chat with some coworkers for like 2 jobs ago.  We were all regulars right around the same time and would just do destructive things and text each other warnings of what stahls not to go in, etc.  It's progressed over the years but I recently started keep score between me and my puppy.  She's a consistent 2-3 in the morning with an afternooner too.  That's pretty much my routine but some mornings, I get by 1 or 2 and make sure I update the boys on where we are at.

[BallinPB 23,568]

22 minutes ago, JiF said:

I have a poop chat with some coworkers for like 2 jobs ago.  We were all regulars right around the same time and would just do destructive things and text each other warnings of what stahls not to go in, etc.  It's progressed over the years but I recently started keep score between me and my puppy.  She's a consistent 2-3 in the morning with an afternooner too.  That's pretty much my routine but some mornings, I get by 1 or 2 and make sure I update the boys on where we are at.

I'm a one and a possible poop a day kind of a guy.  One in the morning after I wake up and a possible mid afternoon after lunch.  

[Drums 4,305]

@Spoot-Face please hurry, the conversation is going down the toilet

[JiF 149,064]

1 minute ago, Drums said:

@Spoot-Face please hurry, the conversation is going down the toilet

Basically my day is, wake up, poop, let the dogs out, feed the dogs, make coffee, sometimes just the smell of the beans make me poop, poor cup, drink coffee, half way through poop, finish cup, take dogs for walk/throw ball, come home, jump in pool, finish coffee, poop and then start my day.  Some days I get like 1-3 more poops throughout the day at varying times.

I like to poop

[BallinPB 23,568]

2nd poop down. I'm done for the day.  

[Spoot-Face 24,547]

24 minutes ago, JiF said:

Basically my day is, wake up, poop, let the dogs out, feed the dogs, make coffee, sometimes just the smell of the beans make me poop, poor cup, drink coffee, half way through poop, finish cup, take dogs for walk/throw ball, come home, jump in pool, finish coffee, poop and then start my day.  Some days I get like 1-3 more poops throughout the day at varying times.

I like to poop

You and @Integrity28 are secret soul mates.

[Jetsfan80 119,401]

1 hour ago, Drums said:

@Spoot-Face please hurry, the conversation is going down the toilet

Oh, quit being such a drain.  

[Drums 4,305]

6 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Oh, quit being such a drain.  

That joke was sh*t

[Jetsfan80 119,401]

2 minutes ago, Drums said:

That joke was sh*t

You're full of crap.

[CTM 148,789]

8 hours ago, Dicetosser said:

so   just curious   anyone still think its dumb to not just take Mason claims at face value??

I think you take it at face value in early game and see what happens, yes

[Spoot-Face 24,547]

21 minutes ago, Drums said:

That joke was sh*t

 

16 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

You're full of crap.

Sounds like this thread needs a colon cleanse.

[Jetsfan80 119,401]

Just now, Spoot-Face said:

 

Sounds like this thread needs a colon cleanse.

[Barry McCockinner 14,218]

15 minutes ago, CTM said:

I think you take it at face value in early game and see what happens, yes

Ideally they don't claim mason 5 minutes after the thread is created after the first joke vote though.

 

[Spoot-Face 24,547]

5 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Ideally they don't claim mason 5 minutes after the thread is created after the first joke vote though.

Don't overestimate the @GATA-BOT:

[GATA 4,169]

35 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Don't overestimate the @GATA-BOT: