ECURB Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 From: http://www.knoxvilletimes.org/news/sports/04012007-34-2.html By Justin Green April 1, 2007 (Knoxville, Tennessee) - Things look grim for the 2006 NFL comeback player of the year, news just broke here in Chad Penningtons hometown of Knoxville that he has indeed hurt his throwing shoulder. The New York Jets have been contacted but stated they have no comment on the situation as of now. When the Pennington househould was contacted by the press in Knoxville they confirmed that in fact Pennington has hurt his throwing shoulder but would not go into detail. Though one inside report has been noted for saying that they feel Chad had gone to town on his little wanker and ripped his shoulder apart for the big finish. We will be sure to keep you posted as more details come into our office. This is a sad day for the Pennington family and New York Jets fans everywhere, it looks like the JETS will be leaving the QB duties in the hand of second year QB Kellen Clemens. We can only hope his wife is keeping him happy in order to prevent a similar injury to his throwing shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harris5214 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 yea happy april fools day to you to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I heard he was walking the family pet and it Todo (the dog) yanked the leash and the arm was almost completely torn off. How unfortunuate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Only if this is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 And the link doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 And the link doesn't work. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 :rl: Let me laugh with ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Ecurb Is Funny. APRIL FOOLS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Nothing against ecurb, but can't you get banned for stuff like this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 banned? for a joke on april fools? In case you didn't know we won the war against theganggreen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Ecurb to fool the members of jetnation you have to use trickery that people might believe-you mocking Chad is not believable=it could never work for a April Fools joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxJet Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Damn...for an second I thought the Jets had a shot to win the Super Bowl next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I knew it wasn't true before I finished reading the article. According to unnamed sources Tom Brady has been spreading rumors around the league that Chad indeed does not have a "little" wanker. Brady discovered this truth after bribing Vinny in the locker room at the Patriots facilities. Testaverde was uneasy after Brady approached him and asked him if he had ever seen Pennington in the showers. Tom walked away from Testaverde muttering something about accuracy and dinking and dunking the backfield. Testaverde wouldn't have normally divulged such information, but figured that the $760,000 Brady was offering would keep him on the couch in 2007. It was an offer Vinny couldn't refuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 April Fool's jokes are supposed to be funny. That was just cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachTsurfing Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I'm pretty sure ecurb would think this was funny. I on the other hand just crapped my haynes. I'm not a huge Penny fan, but he is the best shot we got going as of now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Jet Fan Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Should have done something that was realistic...you wouldnt post up like "Tom Brady set to retire" or "Peyton Manning demands trade" or "Jason Taylor announces hes not gay".... These jokes have to be feasible, and with the pythons Chad Pennington owns we all know he wont get hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I knew it wasn't true before I finished reading the article. According to unnamed sources Tom Brady has been spreading rumors around the league that Chad indeed does not have a "little" wanker. Brady discovered this truth after bribing Vinny in the locker room at the Patriots facilities. Testaverde was uneasy after Brady approached him and asked him if he had ever seen Pennington in the showers. Tom walked away from Testaverde muttering something about accuracy and dinking and dunking the backfield. Testaverde wouldn't have normally divulged such information, but figured that the $760,000 Brady was offering would keep him on the couch in 2007. It was an offer Vinny couldn't refuse. nice sig man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 From: http://www.knoxvilletimes.org/news/sports/04012007-34-2.html Ass. I thought the Patriots had wrapped up the next three division titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 Hey WTF guys... you dont think its possible for noodle arm to hurt himself in the offseason too??? In other news, Tom brady is having an affair with Jason Taylor. you all suck big monkey balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNorth09 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Regardless April Fools or not Clemens will probably get his shot next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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