The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Hey fellas and gals, Here's the deal. Things are getting a little tight around JN financally and given the number of spammers and other BS posters who come here to cause nothing but trouble, things need to change. Max is working his ass off, I'm single, Faba has bidness to conduct and Sperm/Tabor run off to the Turkish Bath a little too often to keep track of things. To make things worse, ad revenue is down and although we don't try to make money here, we have to pay the bills nonetheless. SO I guess as the duly appointed representative of the State of Michigan, County of Macomb, City of St. Clair Shores and the JetNation Board of Directors, my question to you is, how much would you be willing to pay a month to keep JN going, yet keep access limited to those who truly enjouy the Jets. We don't promise overweight Jets sportswriters to tell you stuff you already know, but it will be a more friendly, and less adversarial atmosphere. Free of Patsie Trolls and Finheads. Give us a $ amount. What's fair and sustainable? Thanks, GOB and your JN Staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Hey fellas and gals, Here's the deal. Things are getting a little tight around JN financally and given the number of spammers and other BS posters who come here to cause nothing but trouble. Max is working his ass off, I'm single, Faba has bidness to conduct and Sperm/Tabor run off to the Turkish Bath a little too often to keep track of things. To make things worse, ad revenue is down and although we don't try to make money here, we have to pay the bills nonetheless. SO I guess as the duly appointed representative of the State of Michigan, County of Macomb, City of St. Clair Shores and the JetNation Board of Directors, my question to you is, how much would you be willing to pay a month to keep JN going, yet access limited to those who truly enjouy the Jets. We don't promise overweight Jets sportswriters to tell you stuff you already know, but it will be a more friendly, and less adversarial atmosphere. Free of Patsie Trolls and Finheads. Give us a $ amount. What's fair and sustainable? Thanks, GOB and your JN Staff No Patsie trolls? JN is dead to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I'll give you a shiny new quarter and you'll like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 No Patsie trolls? JN is dead to me. its april fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 its april fools I know. I was trying to go along with the joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 The jokes today kind of suck. I expected better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 The jokes today kind of suck. I expected better. ooh i got sand in my mangina ewww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 The jokes today kind of suck. I expected better. I know especially after the Tex is a Mod one. JN like the Jets blew their load early and are now irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I know especially after the Tex is a Mod one. JN like the Jets blew their load early and are now irrelevant. oh oh! i smell a internet hookup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 oh oh! i smell a internet hookup That's just the stench you smell from the JN boardroom. Sperm, Max, GOB, Faba and Tabor have been in their all day "hazing" the rookie Mod Thor. "Hazing" is just another word for sodomy, btw. I hear Thor didn't really put up much of a fight. Went down easy. Have a nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 That's just the stench you smell from the JN boardroom. Sperm, Max, GOB, Faba and Tabor have been in their all day "hazing" the rookie Mod Thor. "Hazing" is just another word for sodomy, btw. I hear Thor didn't really put up much of a fight. Went down easy. Have a nice day! He was Ned Beattied i take it!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildthing2022000 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 If JN gets in trouble, who you be bought out by JI or TGG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 If JN gets in trouble, who you be bought out by JI or TGG? patsfans.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 College costs are eating into my Ad revenue as well Looks like i will have to charge $1 a post, this is a bargain and for .50 cents more i can add a SJ turd comment!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 patsfans.com Nnnoooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Nnnoooo! That would be the kiss of death for you patsfans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 That would be the kiss of death for you patsfans. There is a reason I don't post there. patsfans.com = jetsinsider.com. Too many idiots spewing their inane opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 That's just the stench you smell from the JN boardroom. Sperm, Max, GOB, Faba and Tabor have been in their all day "hazing" the rookie Mod Thor. "Hazing" is just another word for sodomy, btw. I hear Thor didn't really put up much of a fight. Went down easy. Have a nice day! POTW nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 The wad was shot last year. Seriously. How can you even begin to compare with the Tx-newmod/Bob - Cletus the slack jawed yokel experience from last year? It was so good it's unrepeatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 That's just the stench you smell from the JN boardroom. Sperm, Max, GOB, Faba and Tabor have been in their all day "hazing" the rookie Mod Thor. "Hazing" is just another word for sodomy, btw. I hear Thor didn't really put up much of a fight. Went down easy. Have a nice day! You know what they call the act of going down easy dontcha? They call that doin the Smizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 The wad was shot last year. Seriously. How can you even begin to compare with the Tx-newmod/Bob - Cletus the slack jawed yokel experience from last year? It was so good it's unrepeatable. The first year we did the Tx thing. Last year we did the SoothNation thing. Honestly -- we wouldn't even try to top that stuff. Not sure you can, like you said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 The first year we did the Tx thing. Last year we did the SoothNation thing. Honestly -- we wouldn't even try to top that stuff. Not sure you can, like you said. You can't please everyone can you mate? There was some funny stuff on here today when I logged in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 You can't please everyone can you mate? There was some funny stuff on here today when I logged in. I liked the JN attacking other sites thing. Obviously it was done in jest as Web Domination isn't actually our goal. Or is it??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I liked the JN attacking other sites thing. Obviously it was done in jest as Web Domination isn't actually our goal. Or is it??????? LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I liked the JN attacking other sites thing. Obviously it was done in jest as Web Domination isn't actually our goal. Or is it??????? Web domination? Google is on line 1......! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Web domination? Google is on line 1......! This is weird. I typed Web Domination and I got a price quote on email domination from SAR over at JI. Something about he will smother me with feet. It was kind of gross actually. Besides I wouldn't pay more than $3 for that kind of stuff anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 This is weird. I typed Web Domination and I got a price quote on email domination from SAR over at JI. Something about he will smother me with feet. It was kind of gross actually. Besides I wouldn't pay more than $3 for that kind of stuff anyhow. $3? I would set the price at $5. Have you ever seen that HBO special. "Hookers from the Point?" You need some pointers in bargaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 $3? I would set the price at $5. Have you ever seen that HBO special. "Hookers from the Point?" You need some pointers in bargaining! It's called ''haggling'',not bargaining,mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 You know what they call the act of going down easy dontcha? Maximus Salivatus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I for one will miss those patsie trolls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 That's just the stench you smell from the JN boardroom. Sperm, Max, GOB, Faba and Tabor have been in their all day "hazing" the rookie Mod Thor. "Hazing" is just another word for sodomy, btw. I hear Thor didn't really put up much of a fight. Went down easy. Have a nice day! Oh ok....Thanks for the mention. Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Thor's uniform for the 10 weeks of pledging: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Thor's uniform for the 10 weeks of pledging: I can't believe you posted that picture of Faba. he is going to kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I can't believe you posted that picture of Faba. he is going to kill you. Good. For a second, I thought it was my brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Good. For a second, I thought it was my brother. He is in that picture as well. Scroll down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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