Smizzy Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 so a couple weeks ago the boys talked me into a new kitty. Well he is crazy and love to hunt the children and the attack their feet,lol. I think it's hilarious...they hate it...so now he is my new kitty. The funny thing is he loves music. Whatever I put it on....he stands right in front of me and waits for me to sing to him,lol. I'm not luther vandros but when i do sing to him...he nuzzles my chin. Anybody every had a cat like this? Ps...he likes Kanye West,lol...and I am well aware of how Gay this thread is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I hate cats. They try to kill me. Mostly because I'm allergic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Homo. Nah, in all seriouness Smizz, I have a little kitten too. She's just over a year old, a mut cat really, and she used to do the same exact things. Problem is, they grow out of it and then they love you once in a while instead of 24/7. That is unless you're lucky and your cat is just a 24/7 lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick34125 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I'm no psychoanalyst but you might be using that kitten as a surrogate p*ssy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 You ***** let's just say the censored word rhymes with Smuzzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I had the coolest cat, "Turbo". He could kick Alk's dogs ass. Turbo would walk to the bus stop with me, or anywhere for that matter, and he played fetch. Great cat, but I had to put him down in August. He was 18 years old and not very well. He loved music too. But seriously, if you sound even slightly like Luther Vandross, sing to me please, not your cat. I may cry, thinking about Turbo and all, but I love Luther Vandross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 The funniest thing to do is get a pen light and shine it on the floor. The cat will chase it everywhere. I used to make my cats run into walls head first chasing after it. Or you could try this... lrI7mHVHlEc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 We've got 3 cats and they all react differently to the pen light. It IS a riot though with 2 of them. Great fun for us and exercise for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Smizzy is one step closer to either a Chinese restaurant or being gay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I have 2 kittens I am trying ot give away and you go and getone from someone else. Way to help me out Smizzy. I think for this mistakeI sould be the new Mod. Seriously, I dont want that position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 But seriously, if you sound even slightly like Luther Vandross, sing to me please, not your cat. I may cry, thinking about Turbo and all, but I love Luther Vandross. Stop To Love - dynomite song Lady J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i have had kitties and pups.. love them all.. had a kitty who truly acted like a dog.. great cat! passed away after 18 years. I want to see pictures of all these kitties! got to LOVE a guy who loves kitties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i adopted my cat, hes 4 and a half years old. He likes to come and lay on my lap, when noones around i sing to him and he turns his head around and stares at me. i assume he likes it because he is purring. We should start a pet picture thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I hate cats. They try to kill me. Mostly because I'm allergic.Agreed, I have to wash my face like every 5 min. because if I don't I will look like JJ from "Good Times" . Oh and Smizzy your a fruitcake lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 zjFywJrn7WQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i have had kitties and pups.. love them all.. had a kitty who truly acted like a dog.. great cat! passed away after 18 years. I want to see pictures of all these kitties! got to LOVE a guy who loves kitties! Really? I always question the sexual preferences of a man that has cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Really? I always question the sexual preferences of a man that has cats. P U S S Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Really? I always question the sexual preferences of a man that has cats. to me it is like a man who would wear a pink button down shirt... they are so comfortable in their manhood.. they dont give a sh!t what others think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 to me it is like a man who would wear a pink button down shirt... they are so comfortable in their manhood.. they dont give a sh!t what others think or they are so lazy they just put on whatever their wife leaves out on the bed for them when they're in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 or they are so lazy they just put on whatever their wife leaves out on the bed for them when they're in the shower. speaking from a couple of weeks of experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 speaking from a couple of weeks of experience? please. my life was over a long time ago. she moved in well over a year ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 please. my life was over a long time ago. she moved in well over a year ago. reallly???? :shock: and she still married you?? OY! are you continuing to dose her water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 reallly???? :shock: and she still married you?? OY! are you continuing to dose her water? dating me was like boot camp for her. break em down, build em back up. honey if you're reading i'm just joking, schnookems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 to me it is like a man who would wear a pink button down shirt... they are so comfortable in their manhood.. they dont give a sh!t what others think ...or they are bi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 honey if you're reading i'm just joking, schnookems potw nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Hope all is well with fluffy. Just remember the arithmetic of pets: (1* dogpee) + carpet = carpet cleaner = $5 (1* catpee) + carpet = new carpet = $2,500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 dating me was like boot camp for her. break em down, build em back up. honey if you're reading i'm just joking, schnookems hahahahahaha who broke who down???? hahahhahahaha BEFORE she moved in: AFTER she moved in: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 hahahahahaha who broke who down???? hahahhahahaha pretty much. she was horrified when she moved in to find that even though i owned the house for over a year my office was stacked to the ceiling with boxes. she said she is amazed she didn't find a dead hooker in some closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 pretty much. she was horrified when she moved in to find that even though i owned the house for over a year my office was stacked to the ceiling with boxes. she said she is amazed she didn't find a dead hooker in some closet. at least she was Ok with the live one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 pretty much. she was horrified when she moved in to find that even though i owned the house for over a year my office was stacked to the ceiling with boxes. she said she is amazed she didn't find a dead hooker in some closet. at least she was Ok with the live one hahaha POTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 Really? I always question the sexual preferences of a man that has cats. ...or they are bi. Thanks Garb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphklecko73 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 kittens make me think of chinese food for some reason.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 kittens make me think of chinese food for some reason.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj meadowlands Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Get a dog, ya queer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 Get a dog, ya queer. I have a dog and a tarantula. Chump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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