CTM Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Any minute now you can expect a knock on your door only to open it and find the nerdy guy standing there with no pants on. You've been warned. I'm guessing you're posting this from outside her place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 well, i have news for you mister. just went on myucf grades online today and what do i see? accounting case #2: 98/100 oh yeah. Yeah, but what's the rate of return on a 3 month T-bill? You know, I went to UCF also... Do you ever make it to the games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 well, i have news for you mister. just went on myucf grades online today and what do i see? accounting case #2: 98/100 oh yeah. Hooray, you're a geek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 I'm guessing you're posting this from outside her place? zing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I'm guessing you're posting this from outside her place? That's ridiculous. There's no way I'd get a 98 on an accounting test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Yeah, but what's the rate of return on a 3 month T-bill? You know, I went to UCF also... Do you ever make it to the games? fcGj57cQIeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 So is Max in bed with the devil, or is this Ad Sense fail? Or maybe a little of both? Still the best. Nothing like a thread containing an argument between Klecko and JiF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 fcGj57cQIeg "So you're tellin' me there's a chance"? That is flat out funny, I didn't even need to watch the video and I was dying I kinda' feel like a freshman walking up to the new hot chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 "So you're tellin' me there's a chance"? That is flat out funny, I didn't even need to watch the video and I was dying I kinda' feel like a freshman walking up to the new hot chick. What do you have to lose but every shred of dignity. Actually, I admire your initiative. The up side is enormous. Go for it, young lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 What do you have to lose but every shred of dignity. Actually, I admire your initiative. The up side is enormous. Go for it, young lad. Thanks wingman... Maybe you could pass her a note that I wrote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 That spider email cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Still the best. Nothing like a thread containing an argument between Klecko and JiF. x eleventy-billion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 So when does a pregnant woman want to have sex again? The wife is due next month, haven't had squat in almost 2 months. I'm guessing it'll be another 3 before the desire for my delicious lovemaking comes back... Plus she has gigantic boobs. This is torture. I'm happy of becoming a father btw . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 So when does a pregnant woman want to have sex again? The wife is due next month, haven't had squat in almost 2 months. I'm guessing it'll be another 3 before the desire for my delicious lovemaking comes back... Plus she has gigantic boobs. This is torture. I'm happy of becoming a father btw . Not going anywhere for awhile, grab a Snickers. hSAXLayoMKI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Not going anywhere for awhile, grab a Snickers. hSAXLayoMKI Ugh...I actually starting reading before going to bed. Reading!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 So when does a pregnant woman want to have sex again? The wife is due next month, haven't had squat in almost 2 months. I'm guessing it'll be another 3 before the desire for my delicious lovemaking comes back... Plus she has gigantic boobs. This is torture. I'm happy of becoming a father btw . bj? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 bj? Dude, he's all the way over in France. How are you going to blow him from over here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 bj? Not in a while. The overall sex drive has dissapeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Not in a while. The overall sex drive has dissapeared. You know when my wife was pregnant, especially later on, I felt very strange banging her. I mean - there's a BABY in there! That's no place to put your penis - in a baby's home!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Not in a while. The overall sex drive has dissapeared. damn, you think she could throw you one a week just to remember her by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Not in a while. The overall sex drive has dissapeared. Damn, selfish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Still the best. Nothing like a thread containing an argument between Klecko and JiF. Haha! Seen that one before.. I think it was in a thread Klecko started Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 So is Max in bed with the devil, or is this Ad Sense fail? Or maybe a little of both? He's been in bed with everyone. He doesn't like to talk about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 well, i have news for you mister. just went on myucf grades online today and what do i see? accounting case #2: 98/100 oh yeah. Nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 damn, you think she could throw you one a week just to remember her by. To be honest, logistically speaking, normal sex (handcuffs, swinging from the lamp, spanking, hair pulling, mouth gouging, position changing..) is almost impossible. I feel I'm slowly sinking back into virginity and will bust a nut next time she touches me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 You know when my wife was pregnant, especially later on, I felt very strange banging her. I mean - there's a BABY in there! That's no place to put your penis - in a baby's home!! +1 Why am I not surprised that the French guy is into it. My wife was definitely more interested then me for the last few months. Raoul... Supposedly it can help with starting labor, so they tend to get more interested around the end.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 +1 Why am I not surprised that the French guy is into it. We'll bang anything. I am giddy about becoming a Dad. I can't wait. I can litterally feel the change in the way I look at things. The worst part is FEAR. I can feal it growing in me. Last night she got up to pee and I heard a loud sound I thought she'd fallen down. I jumped out of bed to find her on the john looking at me like some looney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 To be honest, logistically speaking, normal sex (handcuffs, swinging from the lamp, spanking, hair pulling, mouth gouging, position changing..) is almost impossible. I feel I'm slowly sinking back into virginity and will bust a nut next time she touches me. Ah, like High School Pre-Calculus, when you could have a 40 minute erection just because the girl in front of you had the t-bar sticking out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 13, 2008 Author Share Posted November 13, 2008 You know when my wife was pregnant, especially later on, I felt very strange banging her. I mean - there's a BABY in there! That's no place to put your penis - in a baby's home!! "My dick is like, four inches away from its head. What if it kicked on purpose 'cause it didn't like it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 So when does a pregnant woman want to have sex again? The wife is due next month, haven't had squat in almost 2 months. I'm guessing it'll be another 3 before the desire for my delicious lovemaking comes back... Plus she has gigantic boobs. This is torture. I'm happy of becoming a father btw . Now's the time to propose anal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Now's the time to propose anal! Yeah...she didn't really like that proposition either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Yeah...she didn't really like that proposition either. Hmm, looks like microwaved banana peel for you bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Yeah...she didn't really like that proposition either. Such a shame, I just got some mud on my turtle last night. No bigger turn on than than her yelling for you to bust one in her pooper. If you're into that kinda thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Hmm, looks like microwaved banana peel for you bro Hmmmmm, how does that work? I assume it would have to be an unpeeled banana peel, but how are you supposed to... Nevermind, I just google it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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