HessStation Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I think it's funny all the people who got guilted away from Hummers now just drive Escalades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Want to stage a reenactment of the chariot finale in "Ben Hur" with the competitors riding on nitro-powered bobcats instead of chariots. No horses will be harmed, and let weapon-heavy mayhem ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 why do I think about work at home and think about home at work ? wtf ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Hard liquor started out as a health drink, because even then the rivers and streams that people got their water from were contaminated and nothing sanitizes like alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Mile wide tornadoes and giant megastorms. Will the world survive another 20 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Want to stage a reenactment of the chariot finale in "Ben Hur" with the competitors riding on nitro-powered bobcats instead of chariots. No horses will be harmed, and let weapon-heavy mayhem ensue. I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Mile wide tornadoes and giant megastorms. Will the world survive another 20 years? Why you asking me? God controls the weather and he's all mysterious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 In the desert you can remember your name, 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Mile wide tornadoes and giant megastorms. Will the world survive another 20 years? It depends. If the Jets make it to the Super Bowl, then you know the asteroid's going to hit within hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 My nominee for dumbest lyrics ever: ( ...it's like red, but not quite????) (Aerosmith) Yeah, I, want to be your lover I I wanna wrap you in rubber And it's pink as the sheets that we lay on 'Cause pink, It's my favorite crayon Yeah Pink, it was love at first sight, yeah Pink, when I turn out the light Yeah pink, it's like red but not quite ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Nothing creepier than taking a piss and hearing....zippppp...while the person is directly in back of you and not in front the appropriate urinal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 My nominee for dumbest lyrics ever: ( ...it's like red, but not quite????) (Aerosmith) Yeah, I, want to be your lover I I wanna wrap you in rubber And it's pink as the sheets that we lay on 'Cause pink, It's my favorite crayon Yeah Pink, it was love at first sight, yeah Pink, when I turn out the light Yeah pink, it's like red but not quite ... Made me so sad when Aerosmith became a chick band. Remember "Sweet Emotion"? Yeah. STILL the best possible rock song one can play on a Friday night as the sun sets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Aerosmith was great until the 80s. Night in the Ruts was the last album worth getting, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Here's a random thought... My twins graduated college last weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 When Don McLean passes on, will that be 'the day the day the music died died' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Made me so sad when Aerosmith became a chick band. Remember "Sweet Emotion"? Yeah. STILL the best possible rock song one can play on a Friday night as the sun sets. Too gay for words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Too gay for words. +1,000,000,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 This weather is bullsh*t. If I have to run on a treadmill tomorrow, I am going to be pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Indoor exercise beats no exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 This weather is bullsh*t. If I have to run on a treadmill tomorrow, I am going to be pissed. 44° here in the mid afternoon and rainy-about typical for mid February. During the Memorial Day Weekend. This has got to be the longest winter I've ever witnessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Billy Squier songs are still on the radio. How do we notify the people in charge that the guy always sucked, and his fame was a big mistake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Has anyone met John Titor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Billy Squier songs are still on the radio. How do we notify the people in charge that the guy always sucked, and his fame was a big mistake? Billy sure wasn't much, but look on the bright side. At least the radio isn't still playing Adam & The Ants records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 My new shirt has a strap to keep the sleeves rolled up. All those years I've lived with the spectre of 'fallen sleeves'. Now, my blood pressure is lower, the panic attacks have stopped, and I'm sleeping better too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Too gay for words. +1,000,000,000 Not too gay for numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Has anyone met John Titor? not yet. when an entertainment lawyer runs the website, you know they were just trying to sell a script. the dead give away is the cigar smoke picture. why does the micro singularity bend the laser light but not the visible spectrum light ? a physicist calculated the weight of the two machines as several billion metric tons, (each) and the temperature would approach the surface of the sun. yet he drives around with them in a camaro busted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Breath arithmetic: Coffee + Cigarettes = ass crack. Please make a note of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I have a swimsuit that in the hip pocket has a tag with a space to write my name. Does New Balance have succh a a low opinion of the swimming abilities and wisdom of their customers they discussed this, expected many would drown and wanted to assist in identifying the bodies of theiir customers after they drown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I have a swimsuit that in the hip pocket has a tag with a space to write my name. Does New Balance have succh a a low opinion of the swimming abilities and wisdom of their customers they discussed this, expected many would drown and wanted to assist in identifying the bodies of theiir customers after they drown? no, that's for the orgy after a dip in the hot tub, so you can find which suit hanging on the lamp shade is yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Can anyone explain exactly why anyone would want a pet tiger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Can anyone explain exactly why anyone would want a pet tiger? Calming the beast before the joyful rush associated with vivisection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I never thought of that. Of course, with a pet tiger the question remains as to who vivisects who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Mary Poppins is smoking hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Here's a random thought... My twins graduated college last weekend. Not random but awesome and worthy of congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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