Maxman Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 So where does your dog ****? Front yard, back yard, other people's yards? You saying you have a yard full of ****? Nice! If that's your case on why dogs are better than cats you failed. Just sayin. I trained my dog to poop on my neighbors yard. I trained my neighbor to not complain about it. My dog is greater than your cat. My neighbor is greater than your neighbor because he picks up the poop, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I trained my dog to poop on my neighbors yard. I trained my neighbor to not complain about it. My dog is greater than your cat. My neighbor is greater than your neighbor because he picks up the poop, lol. You're a friggin genius Max! You should start your own business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetman_67 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 i hate cat people like you, who tell me how much better their faggot cat is than my dog. just sayin. Me and this chick here have disagreed on well too many things. But here she is 100% correct. All cats do is lay around, poop, shed and make you wheeze. Cats dont play fetch. We have an awsome dog that is a mix of Pappillon and Chihuahua. We are looking to get another Chihuahua to give her a playmate while we are at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 [quote name='Jetman67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 If I could be any animal it would have to be a dog. All they do is eat, sleep and ****. And they can hump whatever they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 [quote name='Jetman67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetman_67 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Be a man and get a real dog. if i had a large home with a yard I would get a bigger dog. We have a small condo with no yard. My home would not be suitable for a large dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 [quote name='Jetman67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Just found out my school isn't offering 2 classes that I need to graduate next semester. Anyone have a gun? I'll have to wait till next fall to take them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 [quote name='Jetman67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Did Jetman just call a Chihuahua an awesome dog? It's a slippery slope down from the PT Cruiser. It was just a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 so i have this huge accounting assignment due tonight that we can do in groups. long story short, i didn't do it. i called some nerdy guy up in my class and he said, "no worries...i can just put your name on there!" i love being a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 so i have this huge accounting assignment due tonight that we can do in groups. long story short, i didn't do it. i called some nerdy guy up in my class and he said, "no worries...i can just put your name on there!" i love being a girl. I'll bet he thinks about you while he's rubbing one out. Check that paper for stains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 I'll bet he thinks about you while he's rubbing one out. Check that paper for stains. thank god it's an excel spreadsheet that just needs to be emailed to the prof.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 thank god it's an excel spreadsheet that just needs to be emailed to the prof.. Why don't you show your appreciation and jack him off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Why don't you show your appreciation and jack him off? +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Why don't you show your appreciation and jack him off? Because obviously the guy is a ***** and doesn't have a penis. The jackoff happens BEFORE her name is put on the assignment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Because obviously the guy is a ***** and doesn't have a penis. The jackoff happens BEFORE her name is put on the assignment. Very true. He doesn't deserve hand release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 It's a slippery slope down from the PT Cruiser. It was just a matter of time. As if the crocs weren't bad enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 i need to empty the dishwasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 i need to empty the dishwasher So do I. But it can wait til the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I've never seen/dealt with them. So I don't think so. You've seen/dealt with all other creatures penises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 So do I. But it can wait til the morning. lol.. so can i.. as long as it is hidden.. i hate dirty dishes in the sink though.. so inorder for me to wait till morning.. i would have to either hand wash the dinner dishes ( and that defeats the purpose) or throw the dishes out.. which is a possibility.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 lol.. so can i.. as long as it is hidden.. i hate dirty dishes in the sink though.. so inorder for me to wait till morning.. i would have to either hand wash the dinner dishes ( and that defeats the purpose) or throw the dishes out.. which is a possibility.. Been there, done that. Ever have a pan or Tupperware that looks way too difficult to clean and it was easier to buy new than to spend time cleaning it? haha. How lazy, but sometimes you must do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 so i have this huge accounting assignment due tonight that we can do in groups. long story short, i didn't do it. i called some nerdy guy up in my class and he said, "no worries...i can just put your name on there!" i love being a girl. I hope he likes you. Otherwise, he fails it intentionally, puts your name on it. Then hands the real one to the teacher with his name on it. Something to think about tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Because obviously the guy is a ***** and doesn't have a penis. The jackoff happens BEFORE her name is put on the assignment. hahahaha.. So true.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piney Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 so..if it is burglary, and you can be a burglar....is the act called burgal? Can you be burgled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 so..if it is burglary, and you can be a burglar....is the act called burgal? Can you be burgled? I belive you can be hamburgled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthHampton Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I bought tickets to Wrestlemania this weekend. Now I am not a very big wrestling fan, I watch occasionally outside of football season, but I am really excited for this. Wrestlemania is one of those I events that just look so awesome to go to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I bought tickets to Wrestlemania this weekend. Now I am not a very big wrestling fan, I watch occasionally outside of football season, but I am really excited for this. Wrestlemania is one of those I events that just look so awesome to go to. I haven't watched pro wrestling in eons, but I did go to an event just for fun down in DC last year with a buddy who invited me to come, and all I have to say is that if you can't have fun at a big pro wrestling event, live, then you really have no soul. The hilarity factor in the crowd alone makes it worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 It's November Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 It's November So it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 So is Max in bed with the devil, or is this Ad Sense fail? Or maybe a little of both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 I hope he likes you. Otherwise, he fails it intentionally, puts your name on it. Then hands the real one to the teacher with his name on it. Something to think about tonight. well, i have news for you mister. just went on myucf grades online today and what do i see? accounting case #2: 98/100 oh yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 well, i have news for you mister. just went on myucf grades online today and what do i see? accounting case #2: 98/100 oh yeah. Any minute now you can expect a knock on your door only to open it and find the nerdy guy standing there with no pants on. You've been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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