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I don't know why but itchy things have never bothered me. I've had a cast, mosquito bites, rashes, anything that might be considered itchy, and although I recognize its itchiness, it's never actually bothered me. Don't know why I can ignore it and this post doesn't help you at all, but hah either way!

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I say combine Klecko and Micks advice. Not sure what Roxie is, Im guessing stripper slang for Oxycotin. Ignore that part. But about 4 ice cubes and 6 ounces of Makers Mark should do the trick.

Okay I change My answer. Bourbon cures everything. My wife used to nag the hell out of me until I tried the bourbon cure. Now she's at the battered wife's meetings annoying those ass-holes instead.

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Okay I change My answer. Bourbon cures everything. My wife used to nag the hell out of me until I tried the bourbon cure. Now she's at the battered wife's meetings annoying those ass-holes instead.

Nothing a little ducking would'nt help.

note: The Crusher apologizes for bypassing the profanity filter.

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I say combine Klecko and Micks advice. Not sure what Roxie is, Im guessing stripper slang for Oxycotin. Ignore that part. But about 4 ice cubes and 6 ounces of Makers Mark should do the trick.

gosh, I didn't know you speak stripper slang.

sorry for the stupid question but i'm getting mixed signals. should I need stiches after meeting green dna for a drink, do the 4 ice cubes go on the cut or in the drink? thanks

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I'm in agony. I just got about 10 stitches in my arm and MOMMA they are so F'ing itchy. I've never had stitches so I have no idea how to deal with it.

I will scratch them for you or apply ointment as necessary.

Ointment, thats a wierd word.

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