JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Don't go using Klecko jokes now, even you are better than that. Should I have used this face instead of this face ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I'd ask to be Captain, but as soon as the jets start losing a game I'd go into one of my "sky is falling" tirades, being only seconds away from swearing off football forever to watch midget porn wrestling. in other words, it wouldn't look good for the organization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 You should be flatter I included you. Flatter? Did you drop an anvil on me, like a semi-literate coyote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Flatter? Did you drop an anvil on me, like a semi-literate coyote? I get excited and type too fast sometimes. Sorry TomGayne. I'll proofread from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Flatter? Did you drop an anvil on me, like a semi-literate coyote? meep, meep. mutha f***a. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 If only Mark Messier was a JN member, we'd be set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 What about Slats? Why no love for Slats? I love Slats, but Slats is a radical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Flatter? Did you drop an anvil on me, like a semi-literate coyote? I knew you created BiF, you sick ****. Gave it away with the Wile E. Coyote reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I love Slats, but Slats is a radical. Why dont you stop lying to yourself and everyone else and admit that you think I'm the best candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 i feel honored to be on JIF's team. i would tear sh*t up coming off the edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Why dont you stop lying to yourself and everyone else and admit that you think I'm the best candidate. JiF you committed candidacy suicide, you come up with a team and leave 98.9% of the voters off of it. Brilliant! Who's running your campaign? BiF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I am a really cool cat. It makes sense that I would be the Captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What... the... ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 JiF you committed candidacy suicide, you come up with a team and leave 98.9% of the voters off of it. Brilliant! Who's running your campaign? BiF? Sorry, BJ, you'd be my ST's ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Sorry, BJ, you'd be my ST's ace. That's better, and you better get Westy too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I quoted this so people don't lose sight of the fact that JiF spent over an hour typing this bullsh*t. Creepy f*ck. New nominee: Matt39 Holy sh*t...I need to update my resume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Bob Grizzled Vet. Experienced. The young posters look up to him for guidance. Retired from message board management business a few years ago before landing at JN. (Alright, he was asked to leave.) Belligerent Yankee fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I'm not so sure we should be all riled up about this Captain thing. Really there's a conspiracy here. Truth is T0mShane was looking at being banned from JN by Max and Crusher, so he made a little deal with them. If he could find the next unsuspecting poster to agree to become the Mod's love slave, all would be forgiven. T0m thought, and he thought, and he came up with this Captain thing. he even insinuated the gheyness of it in his first post. just how ghey it would be, he wouldn't let on. The person who gets voted Captain is in danger of being violated. Sure, it will start off all nice, and the "captain" will probably get a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Little will he/she know that it's just the beginning of a dark, very dark, period of their life. So, the moral is, if you become "voted" Captain, be wary. Don't sign any documents at all, and whatever you do, stay away from any invitations to the Mod's Lounge. I heard that a lot of people never come out of there once they go in. You remember PatsFanTX, don't you. Truth is, he was never really banned, instead he got full access. To what he got full access, I dare to speak of. Beware, new Jetnation Captain. Football season in the Mod's Lounge lasts for eternity. JiF for captain!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Owner: JetsBosox fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 I am a really cool cat. It makes sense that I would be the Captain. The clubhouse leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Owner: JetsBosox fan That crazy cat doesn't still post here does he? If so, Ham is out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 The clubhouse leader. It was in jest that I put my name in the hat. I haven't posted here in a long time. I will accept if nominated and will serve if elected. Max and Smizzy, I hope that wasn't considered political. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 JiF for captain!!!!! Yeah. Right after Elton John is named minister at Westboro Baptist. Great post, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I'm not so sure we should be all riled up about this Captain thing. Really there's a conspiracy here. Truth is T0mShane was looking at being banned from JN by Max and Crusher, so he made a little deal with them. If he could find the next unsuspecting poster to agree to become the Mod's love slave, all would be forgiven. T0m thought, and he thought, and he came up with this Captain thing. he even insinuated the gheyness of it in his first post. just how ghey it would be, he wouldn't let on. The person who gets voted Captain is in danger of being violated. Sure, it will start off all nice, and the "captain" will probably get a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Little will he/she know that it's just the beginning of a dark, very dark, period of their life. So, the moral is, if you become "voted" Captain, be wary. Don't sign any documents at all, and whatever you do, stay away from any invitations to the Mod's Lounge. I heard that a lot of people never come out of there once they go in. You remember PatsFanTX, don't you. Truth is, he was never really banned, instead he got full access. To what he got full access, I dare to speak of. Beware, new Jetnation Captain. Football season in the Mod's Lounge lasts for eternity. JiF for captain!!!!! I read the first paragraph, and immediately changed my vote back to Jif, as I scrolled down and read the line at the bottom, I felt violated. Was I in your head, or were you in mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Belligerent Yankee fan. Almost mkes me want to vote for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Dr.Arnone **** you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 It was in jest that I put my name in the hat. I haven't posted here in a long time. I will accept if nominated and will serve if elected. Max and Smizzy, I hope that wasn't considered political. Who's Smizzy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 nominate Klacko if not done yet.. He's the resident troll gaurdian, unbounded by the laws of logic he unmercifully slays anyone that dares speak ill of the Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 ILB - RJF - he's a boxer, could see him just popping people in the mouth, and then intelligently insulting them Whatever queer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 nominate Klacko if not done yet.. He's the resident troll gaurdian, unbounded by the laws of logic he unmercifully slays anyone that dares speak ill of the Jets Klacko is also a radical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 **** you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 **** you, a$$hole. I guess we know who the head cheerleader will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Vote Klacko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I guess we know who the head cheerleader will be. That would quite obviously have to be a fat chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 klacko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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