slats Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and remove any pictures of radiated naked men. Please feel free to carry on from here, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Seriously. I wish he was a poster here. +1. If it was just Pac, I would have left you with him alone immediately upon meeting him. I bet Pac's brother doesn't complete suck at mafia. Duh. Everyone is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Ah yes, the 6'4 220lb girl that looked like she played for the Jags, adams apple and all...a crotch check was in order for that one. That was his girlfriend? I thought that was a picture of him and Nick Mangold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and remove any pictures of radiated naked men. Please feel free to carry on from here, though. Well you're just a boner killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Ah yes, the 6'4 220lb girl that looked like she played for the Jags, adams apple and all...a crotch check was in order for that one. You were following around some skank stripper that looked like the caucasian Ru Paul. If I remember correctly she gave you the name of some phantom club to meet them at later so you would leave her alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 That was his girlfriend? I thought that was a picture of him and Nick Mangold! No no no. The one he was hitting on that had a 5 o'clock shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Well you're just a boner killer. There's a copy up in the mod lounge if you ever want to swing by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 No no no. The one he was hitting on that had a 5 o'clock shadow. You mean the one that looked like Jace Amaro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 You were following around some skank stripper that looked like the caucasian Ru Paul. If I remember correctly she gave you the name of some phantom club to meet them at later so you would leave her alone. Ohhhhhhhh snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 You were following around some skank stripper that looked like the caucasian Ru Paul. If I remember correctly she gave you the name of some phantom club to meet them at later so you would leave her alone. I can not deny any of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I can not deny any of this. You've got Robert Chambers game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 You've got Robert Chambers game. I have a t-shirt that says Rape Me. Everyone thinks its a Nirvana t-shirt but I hate Nirvana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 We need greeniemeanie to tell us what really was going on that night. He was easily the most sober and being 11 feet tall, he could see everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 We need greeniemeanie to tell us what really was going on that night. He was easily the most sober and being 11 feet tall, he could see everything. Did he move back to Florida? I thought he was up in the North Pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I am so upset that I skipped that road trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I'm a Jets, Mets, Nets fan. I have never witnessed a professional anything. I'm a Jets, Mets, Nets fan. I have never witnessed a professional anything.Nice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 If there was a JN fight club, I'd put Klecko and Pac wayyyyyyyyy at the bottom of the list of guys that I'd be nervous about fighting. They strike me as soft, weak. Klacko and Pac both like the bottom. Probably the only thing they can agree on. Also... fight club? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Why do you insist on perpetuating this myth. I'm 6'0 and outweigh you by about 50 lbs. Your girly physique and stupid grin were pathetic. Your failed attempts at hitting on chicks in that dive bar was a greek tragedy. If we meet again I'd like for you to flash some of this false bravado in my face. by false bravado you obviously mean his tiny penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I had a girlfriend at home, pork chop. But while there I did woo some chick for a couple minutes and could have had her back at the Courtyard Marriott in a second had I wanted. Every girl that has ever talked to me has wanted me. I'm just picky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Every girl that has ever talked to me has wanted me. I'm just picky. Pac is the type of guy who thinks that all the dancers at the titty bar are really into him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Pac is the type of guy who thinks that all the dancers at the titty bar are really into him. "Hey guys, I think the bartender chick is into me. She keeps smiling at me and calling me "sweetie"..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 If there was a JN fight club, I'd put Klecko and Pac wayyyyyyyyy at the bottom of the list of guys that I'd be nervous about fighting. They strike me as soft, weak. you'd wanna fight this guy???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 "Hey guys, I think the bartender chick is into me. She keeps smiling at me and calling me "sweetie"..." She must be into him, she brought him a sammich and a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I have a t-shirt that says Rape Me. Everyone thinks its a Nirvana t-shirt but I hate Nirvana. Let's not try to jump too many weight classes all at once, hm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 never watched Professional sports but once upon a time was quite the prospect in low A rookie ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Before you criticize my opinions, how many have watched, I mean really watched, professional sports? Because you should know that I watch them really closely. Sometimes I even rewind plays on the DVR and watch more then once. I've also actually physically been present at actual professional sporting events. So, you know, I really know what I'm talking about. So, think twice, maybe three or four times even, before you criticize my opinions cause I know my sh*t. Just say'n. In case it wasn't obvious, already, which I'm sure it was. This is just awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 This thread is hysterical. I love it. Pac is acting like jif stepped on one of his cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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