sirlancemehlot Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Getting bored with the same 10 topics lasting weeks on the front page. Therefore I bring you.... The Who Would Win In a Fistfight? Thread. Here's how it goes. I start the next poster answers and offers his/her own pairing. My fighters: John Connor versus Aaron Maybin. Who you got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Terminator no doubt..... Eric Smith vs. a 10lb bag of flour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Flour. Darrelle Revis vs Mike Vick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 Revis in a beatdown. Calvin Pace and Bart Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Oh sh*t...I'll go Scott because he's crazier. Mangold vs. Pouha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Oh sh*t...I'll go Scott because he's crazier. Mangold vs. Pouha? Pouha. Don't fuc* with the papaya. Mark Sanchez v. Eli Manning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Pouha. Don't fuc* with the papaya. Mark Sanchez v. Eli Manning Manning Rex Ryan vs. Rob Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Manning Rex Ryan vs. Rob Ryan rob mark sanchez vs brady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 draw. they both have heart attacks. Shonn Greene vs. Keller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 rob mark sanchez vs brady Sanchez Welker vs. Moss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 greene unless he fumbles... T0mShane vs Bigbird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 draw. they both have heart attacks. Shonn Greene vs. Keller that was the ryans. Brady and Sanchez fall in love and decide not to fight. No contest. Greene/Keller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 losing track. I'm out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Keller breaks Greene rib via thai kick or submission by gogoplata Mike Pettine VS SCHOTTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Woody v Moore . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Keller breaks Greene rib via thai kick or submission by gogoplata Mike Pettine VS SCHOTTY! Both are so predictable and unable to apply pressure it ends in a draw. Dennis Thurman vs. Matt Cavanaugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 greene unless he fumbles... T0mShane vs Bigbird The amount of pain I would visit upon that f*cking bird would be surreal. Almost pornographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Sanchez Welker vs. Moss Moss. He is all kinds of crazy. Gronk vs the NFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Moss. He is all kinds of crazy. Gronk vs the NFL Aaron Hernandez Tim Tebow vs. The World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Aaron Hernandez Tim Tebow vs. The World Hernandez has tats and likes to make it rain when he scores a TD, but he was a teammate of Tebow. Push even though I think Gronk would kick his arse. How about Tim Tebow vs the late Reggie White? Who would Jesus choose in that fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Hernandez has tats and likes to make it rain when he scores a TD, but he was a teammate of Tebow. Push even though I think Gronk would kick his arse. How about Tim Tebow vs the late Reggie White? Who would Jesus choose in that fight? Pretty sure Jesus made the decision to give Reggie White apnea or whatever it was that got him (definitely not football). Better actor: Bot playing Tim Tebow or the Bot playing Barrack Obama? Which one is Fred Savage and which one is Ben Savage? Does Fred direct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Pretty sure Jesus made the decision to give Reggie White apnea or whatever it was that got him (definitely not football). Better actor: Bot playing Tim Tebow or the Bot playing Barrack Obama? Which one is Fred Savage and which one is Ben Savage? Does Fred direct? Since the Savage brothers are white I can't say which one would play Obama. Fred would direct as he is way more talented than his brother. Cromartie or Travis Henry? Who knocks up more women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Since the Savage brothers are white I can't say which one would play Obama. Fred would direct as he is way more talented than his brother. Cromartie or Travis Henry? Who knocks up more women? Travis Henry, who has way more time on his hands these days. Unfortunately, he probably has way less money too. Tim Tebow or his sexuality, which gets figured out first? Which will make his god, church, and parents more angry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 rob mark sanchez vs brady CATFIGHT!!! The amount of pain I would visit upon that f*cking bird would be surreal. Almost pornographic. Almost? You are getting soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 CC Sabathia vs. Pace.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 CC Sabathia vs. Pace.... Pace. He's UFC trained. "THE BATTLE OF THE JIMS! Jim Schwartz Vs. Jim Harbaugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 rob mark sanchez vs brady I'm pretty sure they would start making out. We all win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 Pace. He's UFC trained. "THE BATTLE OF THE JIMS! Jim Schwartz Vs. Jim Harbaugh Harbaugh. Duh. Westhoff vs. Brunell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Belly-Check vs. Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Belly-Check vs. Ryan Ryan would take his lunch money. Rae Carruth Vs J-Lo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Manning Rex Ryan vs. Rob Ryan Are they fighting over a sandwich or some other foodstuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Harbaugh. Duh. Westhoff vs. Brunell Westoff would beat Brunnell to death with his cane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Belly-Check vs. Ryan Ryan with a KO in 3 seconds! Ines Sainz vs Jenn Sterger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted December 24, 2011 Author Share Posted December 24, 2011 Ryan with a KO in 3 seconds! Ines Sainz vs Jenn Sterger. Depends. Straight up, Sainz takes it. But in a kiddie pool full of Jello? Well, we all win! Vlad Ducasse VS. Danny Woodhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 SenorGato vs. JFFQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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