Maxman Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 More details will be revealed at a later date but I am sad to report that Crusher has Catfished us. Yes, I don't think he is real. Many of us have fallen for Crusher. Many of us have spent countless hours "getting to know him". Sadly, it was all a scam. This figure of humor and moral righteousness that we have grown attached to simply does not exist. Deadspin will be running a story on this soon, I just wanted you to all to hear this from me first. So sorry. Crusher there are no words........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 He is a 90 lb vegatarian -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I'm choosing to act as if I never read this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 More details will be revealed at a later date but I am sad to report that Crusher has Catfished us. Yes, I don't think he is real. Many of us have fallen for Crusher. Many of us have spent countless hours "getting to know him". Sadly, it was all a scam. This figure of humor and moral righteousness that we have grown attached to simply does not exist. Deadspin will be running a story on this soon, I just wanted you to all to hear this from me first. So sorry. Crusher there are no words........... wtf is a catfish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 He is a 90 lb vegatarian -- with a ponytail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 weird where's kelly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 OH OK,, So who was he romancing? Mods? catfish 1160 up, 767 down A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances. Did you hear how Dave got totally catfished last month?! The fox he thought he was talking to turned out to be a pervy guy from San Diego! or I was really falling for that gorgeous gal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 More details will be revealed at a later date but I am sad to report that Crusher has Catfished us. Yes, I don't think he is real. Many of us have fallen for Crusher. Many of us have spent countless hours "getting to know him". Sadly, it was all a scam. This figure of humor and moral righteousness that we have grown attached to simply does not exist. Deadspin will be running a story on this soon, I just wanted you to all to hear this from me first. So sorry. Crusher there are no words........... Damn Fil. I just said later, not no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 More details will be revealed at a later date but I am sad to report that Crusher has Catfished us. Yes, I don't think he is real. Many of us have fallen for Crusher. Many of us have spent countless hours "getting to know him". Sadly, it was all a scam. This figure of humor and moral righteousness that we have grown attached to simply does not exist. Deadspin will be running a story on this soon, I just wanted you to all to hear this from me first. So sorry. Crusher there are no words........... Nans... Using tactics similar to how Nasa discovers the location of super massive black holes (the gravitational impact on nearby stars), I've been able to confirm an extremely massive and dense object does indeed reside in the DC area. Everything within a 500 mile radius is slowly being pulled towards him. The very attraction you all feel towards him confirms his existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Crusher Tuiasasopo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 OH OK,, So who was he romancing? Mods? catfish 1160 up, 767 down A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances. Did you hear how Dave got totally catfished last month?! The fox he thought he was talking to turned out to be a pervy guy from San Diego! or I was really falling for that gorgeous gal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish. He's been romancing all the mods. I'll be pissed if I find out he's a girl. Ewwwww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I knew its too good to be true. A mod with sense of humor who does not take himself too seriously who also attracts a lot of chicks. Yeah right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Found him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Nans... Using tactics similar to how Nasa discovers the location of super massive black holes (the gravitational impact on nearby stars), I've been able to confirm an extremely massive and dense object does indeed reside in the DC area. Everything within a 500 mile radius is slowly being pulled towards him. The very attraction you all feel towards him confirms his existence. You sure it's me and not the chick jiF met a year ago at a Gators game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I knew its too good to be true. A mod with sense of humor who does not take himself too seriously who also attracts a lot of chicks. Yeah right! That does go against everything us miods stand for. Good catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Found him. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Who? Just some fat queer pretending to be a fat queer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Just some fat queer pretending to be a fat queer. No! Thor is the fat queer! are you gonna go to the Baltimore game this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClane Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 No! Thor is the fat queer! are you gonna go to the Baltimore game this year? No knucklehead. He is not real. He is not fat or jolly. Proof. http://megaswf.com/serve/1052122 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 No! Thor is the fat queer! are you gonna go to the Baltimore game this year? YES... Never miss the games when they are close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 YES... Never miss the games when they are close. As long as its not a monday or thursday night I am going. look forward to meeting you. you wont sit on me, will you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 As long as its not a monday or thursday night I am going. look forward to meeting you. you wont sit on me, will you? Not until you ask. Promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鲍勃不是我的名字 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I don't believe Crusher is the only Catfish on JN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Nans... Using tactics similar to how Nasa discovers the location of super massive black holes (the gravitational impact on nearby stars), I've been able to confirm an extremely massive and dense object does indeed reside in the DC area. Everything within a 500 mile radius is slowly being pulled towards him. The very attraction you all feel towards him confirms his existence. I always liked black holes, just not who they were attached to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthe Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 I don't believe Crusher is the only Catfish on JN. Says Notbob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 I like boob's, Crusher got boob's, I like Crusher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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