Appropriate Justice for Tom Brady and Pats

[jgb]

Let's pretend we live in a world where karma is real and the bad guys always get their comeuppance with a ladle full of irony.  So what's a fair price in a just universe?

[ljr]

Thought the 2nd choice was "Brady gets caught and eaten by a tiger" when I first looked at it.

that would be appropriate punishment

[YankeeJet22]

Jets win the SB. Beat the Cheats twice. 

[jgb]

Jets win the SB. Beat the Cheats twice. 

Karma must be ironic. Although I'd take that over the other choices!

[RoadFan]

Suspend Belicheat for an extended period... or just ban him for life.  How he has escaped with nothing but a fine is beyond me.

[jgb]

Suspend Belicheat for an extended period... or just ban him for life.  How he has escaped with nothing but a fine is beyond me.

Yes fines don't hurt Belicheat, but there are mistresses everywhere that are feelings the squeeze from all these fines

[ylekram]

Let's pretend we live in a world where karma is real and the bad guys always get their comeuppance with a ladle full of irony.  So what's a fair price in a just universe?

Gisele files for a divorce and proceeds to get "real friendly" with the other 52 guys on the team

[BigRy56]

Eternal damnation is the only appropriate justice for Pats nation

[CaliforniaJet]

They get to live the rest of their lives in Boston, that would be sufficient punishment. 

[Ohio State NY Jets fan]

ESPN finds spygate tape of Rams pregame Superbowl walkthrough, Pats* vacate title, Goodell fired

[The Crusher]

Just like when Im at any buffet, "I would like all of them please."

[PatriotReign37]

Brady Buttfumbles on Monday Night Football vs Rex.

Rex is finally seen for his genius and Buffalo gives him then keys to the city.

[rillo]

I'll take # 3, please.

[BroadwayJoe12]

Ritualistic castration. I am currently unwilling to accept anything short of Tommy becoming a unic. 

[JerryK]

Put the 80's logo back on their helmets.

[NYs Stepchild]

Real justice will be the officials stop allowing the Pats to hold on every play. Brady gets hit more than Ken O'Brien. He then goes on to throw 20 picks. Has a 75 QBR, and they finish 4-12. Everyone sees that the Pats won only because of cheating. Brady, and Belichick both end up unemployed never to sniff the HOF.

Gisselle subsequently leaves him, and writes a tell all book

[Panzer Division Marduk]

Sewn into a large bag with half a dozen cats, and thrown into a river.

[Klecko73isGod]

This poll is missing the "Jets DL permanently disfigures Tom Brady causing Giselle to leave him and his parents to disown him" option.

[rex-n-effect]

The best thing that could happen at this point is the pats have a rough season because that shows they were enjoying an unfair advantage despite how well they fared against the Colts in the AFCCG last year.

Honestly that would have more of an impact to brady's legacy and the pats' legacy than the suspension. The suspension would let apologists say the shoddy record was only because brady missed four games. With him and a shoddy record there's so much less to hide behind.

[NYs Stepchild]

This poll is missing the "Jets DL permanently disfigures Tom Brady causing Giselle to leave him and his parents to disown him" option.

She's already leaving him because he's ugly on the inside.

[Klecko73isGod]

She's already leaving him because he's ugly on the inside.

I refuse to believe she has any more depth than he does. 

 

[NYs Stepchild]

I refuse to believe she has any more depth than he does. 

 

She doesn't, but it's the appearance of impropriety that she can't have...She's probably just looking for any excuse anyway.  

[Flushing Roots]

Gisele files for a divorce and proceeds to get "real friendly" with the other 52 guys on the team

Better than what would be if she got "real friendly" with 52 guys on our team.