Ghost Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 His first child is due around week 3 and said he will skip a game and not miss the birth of his child. This will be a huge advantage for the Jets if he can miss Week 1. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/6438/aj-green If someone can copy/paste, it would be appreciated. I'm on my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ghost said: His first child is due around week 3 and said he will skip a game and not miss the birth of his child. This will be a huge advantage for the Jets if he can miss Week 1. http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/6438/aj-green If someone can copy/paste, it would be appreciated. I'm on my phone. A.J. Green's first child is due in "about a month." Green said Thursday that he "will miss a game if it comes to that," and there's "no way" he would miss the birth of his first born. This is a respectable stance from Green, but also one that could have fantasy implications. It sounds like the child's due date is near the Bengals' Week 3 game against Denver. Aug 25 - 6:31 PM Source: Paul Dehner on Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Any way to slip his wife some sort of birth canal laxative stuff that Sat night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet9 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Did anyone just hear the clown on WFAN saying it should be written into contracts that you have to use birth control during certain times of the year so that you don't miss games for childbirth during the season. Somers was nicer to him than I would have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupz27 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Stop begging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealeb319 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 We usually play pretty well week 1 I think we will win this game anyway...either way what is the point of hoping that a teams best players are out when you play them...its not very often a team that has tons of injuries and players out are in the super bowl we have to be able to beat good teams with good players eventually if we ever want to make it back there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 If its his wifes first born, she will carry at least a week over the due date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Daily Dosage. Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Come on man.... That's a bit of a stretch hoping it falls on the jets game lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Most fans talk about winning games by kicking ass on the field some here talk about others teams injuries and miscues so we can win games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 7 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said: If its his wifes first born, she will carry at least a week over the due date. What if she was a loose wh*re before marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 minute ago, ljr said: What if she was a loose wh*re before marriage Dont matter, my second ex was a tramp champ pro, and even she went over the due date. Those pelvic bones dont stretch that far very easy the first child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 minute ago, BUM-KNEE said: Dont matter, my second ex was a tramp champ pro, and even she went over the due date. Those pelvic bones dont stretch that far very easy the first child. Second ex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Second ex? Yeah I was wicked stupid in my younger days..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRy56 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 We are going to beat the Bengals with or without AJ Green. I think the Jets are a better team than the Bengals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradis Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 fck no, man is my fantasy diamond this year. They'll induce on a monday after a home game. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet9 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, BUM-KNEE said: If its his wifes first born, she will carry at least a week over the due date. Huh? My first and only was her first and only and he was born 3 1/2 weeks early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, joewilly12 said: Most fans talk about winning games by kicking ass on the field some here talk about others teams injuries and miscues so we can win games. Considering that's how we generally lose, we tend to project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, BUM-KNEE said: Dont matter, my second ex was a tramp champ pro, and even she went over the due date. Those pelvic bones dont stretch that far very easy the first child. Your knowledge of the feminine physicality is impressive indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, BUM-KNEE said: Dont matter, my second ex was a tramp champ pro, Pics please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin L Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Cincy is overrated and we should beat them whether he plays or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, ljr said: Pics please Not sure you want that bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Jet9 said: Huh? My first and only was her first and only and he was born 3 1/2 weeks early. Maybe so, but it is not typical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, jgb said: Your knowledge of the feminine physicality is impressive indeed I try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 hours ago, BUM-KNEE said: If its his wifes first born, she will carry at least a week over the due date. Yeah, because that's a fact? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Jet9 said: Huh? My first and only was her first and only and he was born 3 1/2 weeks early. Well the resident gynecologist thinks pelvic bones means everything when talking about pregnancy age. What he doesn't know is that the pelvic bones affect is delivery method (C-Section or regular) and not necessarily date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 hours ago, ljr said: What if she was a loose wh*re before marriage Learn some respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, j4jets said: Yeah, because that's a fact? Uh yeah, How many children have you seen born? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 hours ago, j4jets said: Well the resident gynecologist thinks pelvic bones means everything when talking about pregnancy age. What he doesn't know is that the pelvic bones affect is delivery method (C-Section or regular) and not necessarily date. Yes that is EXACTLY what I was saying. You are such a little genius with so much wonder and awe, and most CERTAINLY got my post 100% dialed in to near perfection for your arrogant retort. Do you feel proud of your effort? You most certainly should. I am so proud of you and the total disrespect you have shown everybody here. I am so fvcking proud of the raw aptitude of the newbies, they really make me proud when they spout off such well thought out responses. Should I give you a FVCKING gold star beside your name? NO, I think you are too intelligent and arrogant for that, you are soooo smart and fancy. MUCH too fancy. As for the resident gynecologist, hey pardon me for taking an abnormal desire to understand what was happening when my daughters were born. At the very least, doctors say the average delivery date for a first time mom is 4 days past "due". But hey, what do they know? I have personally witnessed a 10 day over-due date with my two daughters. Im sure you will get through it totally different. In fact, with you're perfect comprehension of everything, you should have no trouble getting through the first birth no matter what the circumstanses on the EXACT fvcking day.. I was so excited with the birth of my first child that I actually looked up stuff! Crazy I know, right? But that was 1993, so I actually had to LOOK UP stuff. You have that FANCY outlook and all, you must be sooo smart and grounded, much like someone who has prior knowledge of such things. Geez you are so cool, would it be ok if I claimed you as my hero? No really, you are so fvcking cool and intelligent, you serve sooooooooooooooo many of us as an inspirational entity. As for me, I'll just rely stupidly on numerous first hand experiences to mold my opinion of childbirth, mmmmkay?. You know, cuz Ive actually been there and done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 5 hours ago, j4jets said: Learn some respect. Will assume this is a joke ... Didn't know she was your 1st wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 10 hours ago, BUM-KNEE said: If its his wifes first born, she will carry at least a week over the due date. Our first was 2 weeks early, emergency c section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdeacon Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Really, hoping a guys child is born early so the guy might miss a game, come on guys. I am looking forward to that AJ Green vs Revis matchup. It is a great way to see how Revis handles an elite Wr week 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 6 hours ago, BUM-KNEE said: Uh yeah, How many children have you seen born? Like I said, it's the 'how' part that's affected, not 'when'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 5 hours ago, BUM-KNEE said: Yes that is EXACTLY what I was saying. You are such a little genius with so much wonder and awe, and most CERTAINLY got my post 100% dialed in to near perfection for your arrogant retort. Do you feel proud of your effort? You most certainly should. I am so proud of you and the total disrespect you have shown everybody here. I am so fvcking proud of the raw aptitude of the newbies, they really make me proud when they spout off such well thought out responses. Should I give you a FVCKING gold star beside your name? NO, I think you are too intelligent and arrogant for that, you are soooo smart and fancy. MUCH too fancy. As for the resident gynecologist, hey pardon me for taking an abnormal desire to understand what was happening when my daughters were born. At the very least, doctors say the average delivery date for a first time mom is 4 days past "due". But hey, what do they know? I have personally witnessed a 10 day over-due date with my two daughters. Im sure you will get through it totally different. In fact, with you're perfect comprehension of everything, you should have no trouble getting through the first birth no matter what the circumstanses on the EXACT fvcking day.. I was so excited with the birth of my first child that I actually looked up stuff! Crazy I know, right? But that was 1993, so I actually had to LOOK UP stuff. You have that FANCY outlook and all, you must be sooo smart and grounded, much like someone who has prior knowledge of such things. Geez you are so cool, would it be ok if I claimed you as my hero? No really, you are so fvcking cool and intelligent, you serve sooooooooooooooo many of us as an inspirational entity. As for me, I'll just rely stupidly on numerous first hand experiences to mold my opinion of childbirth, mmmmkay?. You know, cuz Ive actually been there and done that. I'm so sorry dude. I didn't mean to offend you. I had zero intentions of bursting your 23 year old theory that you read in a random article or book. As for me, I didn't have to look up anywhere. I sort of have several first hand experiences with mine and several friends and family. Besides that, it also helps that my wife is a physician, although not a gyne but she still had to do her rotations in OB and I'd tend to take her words more seriously than an internet douche cursing his life away to 'try' to prove his theory. Keyword: Try. Once you're in the last month, chances are pretty evenly divided between all weeks including being late. If it makes you feel happy, my first born was 6 days late. Two friends were 3 months early. One was two months early and another relative was exactly a month early born next door to where my daughter was born unbeknownst to us. No one I know had a late delivery besides my daughter. I would like to post more here to match your enthusiasm but it's so off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 hours ago, ljr said: Will assume this is a joke ... Didn't know she was your 1st wife No but I don't randomly call out opposite sex as "loose whore". Ask your wife or mother if they were one before the marriage and report back to us if you're still able to type, Mr. Internet Tough Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Daniel Murphy took like a month off for maternity leave, so maybe we get lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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