Popular Post Greenbloodblitz Posted September 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2020 Ok so this morning I had two pieces of French toast. When I covered my left eye the one piece looked like Jesus, and when I covered my right eye it looked more like Godzilla. So what about the other piece? Well it looked like... Woody Johnson! That's when it became crystal clear. I know three girls named Crystal by the way and they're all bartenders. Not kidding. So anyway it's obvious to me that Woody has gone over Christopher's head and told Joe Douglas to make sure the training staff does not stretch our offensive starters correctly so that they become injured, which in turn will make Sam Darnold almost cry at the latest press conference!? By the way this is all in an effort to get rid of one Adam Gase and rehire Rex Ryan isn't it? And yes he will be a co-head coach with Jim Bob Cooter! Ingenious! Brilliant! But wait it gets even better! By decimating our offensive starters with injury and making Sam cry, the defense now completely gives up tackling in an effort to get rid of Greg Williams. This must be because we never should have traded Jamal Adams!? We as Jets fans should never root for our own team!! We should send a very clear message that we do not support the ownership, the coaches, or the players. We should even fly planes and put up Billboards. Make sure they know. We should do this because maybe they don't read message boards or twitter or the news. Let's make sure they know that we don't support them so that they play with that much less effort. We must do our part. Yep so we should all make sure that we want ownership to know that they should sell the team to somebody else! We need to get rid of Sam Darnold and Joe Douglas, draft Trevor Lawrence, and Let's bring in Jim Bob Cooter and Rex Ryan!!! By the way we should trade for OBJ!!! I'm going to go eat the rest of my French toast now I think I see Yoda and Eric Bienemy.. This message has been endorsed by Dr. Smirnoff Keep up The Good Work! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Greenseed4 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Where I’m from, it’s powdered sugar that they put on the French toast. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Greenbloodblitz Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 Obviously I'm being silly, sarcastic and ridiculous. I just can't understand the mentality. Why some people even bother rooting for this team, everything sucks, Man Overboard! Why bother? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Greenbloodblitz said: Obviously I'm being silly, sarcastic and ridiculous. I just can't understand the mentality. Why some people even bother rooting for this team, everything sucks, Man Overboard! Why bother? Because it's, like, a thing to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, jgb said: Because it's, like, a thing to do That was well thought out, thanks for the input Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, Greenbloodblitz said: That was well thought out, thanks for the input 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 Jetnation assume crash positions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Crimson King Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 5 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said: Obviously I'm being silly, sarcastic and ridiculous. I just can't understand the mentality. Why some people even bother rooting for this team, everything sucks, Man Overboard! Why bother? Because Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru. Maybe we can too. Now how do we cheat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 5 hours ago, JiF said: I actually really like this dude! I got a tattoo of a hula girl on the back of my leg, and she Hula's when I walk. I'm figuring.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 damn, Jets broke another one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I can understand a fan hating a player or a head coach. They change out every few years. But hating ownership? When you know there is zero chance that the team is going to get sold? That's a waste of time and puts the onus on the fan, not the team. Put simply: If you don't like the Johnsons, get out. There is no point in being a 'fan' of a team that will never meet your expectations, and endlessly complaining about it just ruins it for those of us who choose to buy-in. The Johnsons are your owner for the rest of your lives. Make the right decision, and good luck. The Chargers have very pretty uniforms and a shiny expensive stadium, two things you covet. SAR I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said: That was well thought out, thanks for the input Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 57 minutes ago, The Crimson King said: Because Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru. Maybe we can too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viffer Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, The Crimson King said: Because Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru. Maybe we can too. Now how do we cheat? Re-hire Bill Belichick. He's an expert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Excuse me, it is Freedom toast these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20andOut Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 16 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said: Ok so this morning I had two pieces of French toast. When I covered my left eye the one piece looked like Jesus, and when I covered my right eye it looked more like Godzilla. So what about the other piece? Well it looked like... Woody Johnson! That's when it became crystal clear. I know three girls named Crystal by the way and they're all bartenders. Not kidding. So anyway it's obvious to me that Woody has gone over Christopher's head and told Joe Douglas to make sure the training staff does not stretch our offensive starters correctly so that they become injured, which in turn will make Sam Darnold almost cry at the latest press conference!? By the way this is all in an effort to get rid of one Adam Gase and rehire Rex Ryan isn't it? And yes he will be a co-head coach with Jim Bob Cooter! Ingenious! You should recheck your bottle of vicodin, pretty sure you will find it says only one pill at a time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 4 hours ago, SAR I said: I can understand a fan hating a player or a head coach. They change out every few years. But hating ownership? When you know there is zero chance that the team is going to get sold? That's a waste of time and puts the onus on the fan, not the team. Put simply: If you don't like the Johnsons, get out. There is no point in being a 'fan' of a team that will never meet your expectations, and endlessly complaining about it just ruins it for those of us who choose to buy-in. The Johnsons are your owner for the rest of your lives. Make the right decision, and good luck. The Chargers have very pretty uniforms and a shiny expensive stadium, two things you covet. SAR I No reason to hate the devil because he'll be there forever destroying lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckkieB Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 4 hours ago, SAR I said: I can understand a fan hating a player or a head coach. They change out every few years. But hating ownership? When you know there is zero chance that the team is going to get sold? That's a waste of time and puts the onus on the fan, not the team. Put simply: If you don't like the Johnsons, get out. There is no point in being a 'fan' of a team that will never meet your expectations, and endlessly complaining about it just ruins it for those of us who choose to buy-in. The Johnsons are your owner for the rest of your lives. Make the right decision, and good luck. The Chargers have very pretty uniforms and a shiny expensive stadium, two things you covet. SAR I Uhhh....no, Woody Johnson purchased the Jets in 2000 for 635 million. 20 years later, the team is worth approximately 3.2 billion. He has clearly shown during that time that he doesn't really care about winning Super Bowls and has zero passion for football. It's more likely that he cashes in his chips for a massive payday sooner rather than later as opposed to enduring the constant ridicule and embarrassment year after year over his dumpster fire of a team. His ego is way bigger than his desire to win, so that time is getting closer. Tick tock. Tick tock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChuckkieB said: Uhhh....no, Woody Johnson purchased the Jets in 2000 for 635 million. 20 years later, the team is worth approximately 3.2 billion. He has clearly shown during that time that he doesn't really care about winning Super Bowls and has zero passion for football. It's more likely that he cashes in his chips for a massive payday sooner rather than later as opposed to enduring the constant ridicule and embarrassment year after year over his dumpster fire of a team. His ego is way bigger than his desire to win, so that time is getting closer. Tick tock. Tick tock. A cheap loser is more profitable and less risky than an expensive winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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