Maxman Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I nominate this post as POTW. Jetman67 posted it. But he didn't post it here. I still think it will win. Especially because he will probably be banned for posting it where he did: Moving back to NJ is a very good possibility for me and SeaPatsy. IMO this is a good thing. Hempstead is a dump to live in and the neighborhood is terrible. POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I don't get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 max if your taking posts from other boards, then THIS IS THE POTW: Quote: Originally Posted by dickkotite NICE PICS LIMO. oops well, you yourself said that you didnt ever hear of dennis byrd so thats enough for me. and bt, byrd was not the valor victorian of his class In other breaking news, President John F. Kennedy was shot & killed by a lone gunman on the grassy knoll, Neil Armstrong was the first astronaut to walk on the moon and I never said I did not know who Dennis Byrd was, I simply refused to reply to a post made by BaumerJet who was attacking me over (once again ancient news) the now defunct West Side Stadium project. Luckily, I do take pity on the mentally challenged so please forward me your mailing address and I will send you the latest version of "Hooked on Phonics." If anyone needs to learn how to spell and needs to take a few diction classes Dickloaf, it's you. I mean, look at your own post, you can't even abbreviate "BTW" correctly. BTW - How come you are posting and it's still daylight out? Half a day for Special Ed classes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 OOPS well the highlights didnt paste through but she highlighted the "didnt ever hear" part of my post as well as the "valor victorian" part to make it look as if I was the one who made up the term even funnier are all the 16 year olds who dont know any better and are goofing on ME for HER comment! she is a crafty one, that limo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Which threads are these in? I can't seem to find them. Did they disappear by magic? I really wanted to join in the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Which threads are these in? I can't seem to find them. Did they disappear by magic? I really wanted to join in the fun. its the one about mawae getting/sending nasty email Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 its the one about mawae getting/sending nasty email Classic. That manifesto was a joke. Could she ever not make something about her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENSMACKS Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 long island is to jersey as nicole simpson is to rosie o donnell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 long island is to jersey as nicole simpson is to rosie o donnell Got those questions wrong on the SATs. You are going to have to break that one down for me, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Which threads are these in? I can't seem to find them. Did they disappear by magic? I really wanted to join in the fun. Some funny damn stuff in there. http://www.jetsinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=117725 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 long island is to jersey as nicole simpson is to rosie o donnell :rl: PLEASE tell me you meant JESSICA Simpson, and not the wife that O.J. hacked up?!?!? BTW-Rosie isn't attractive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Some funny damn stuff in there. http://www.jetsinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=117725 That sh** is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 OOPS well the highlights didnt paste through but she highlighted the "didnt ever hear" part of my post as well as the "valor victorian" part to make it look as if I was the one who made up the term even funnier are all the 16 year olds who dont know any better and are goofing on ME for HER comment! she is a crafty one, that limo I swear I just found a thread where she said she dated a Tommy Hilfiger model. And he and another man died shortly after she broke up with them, insinuating they died of heartache!! You can't make this sh*t up!!!!!!! http://www.jetsinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=117619&page=2&pp=20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Some funny damn stuff in there. http://www.jetsinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=117725 Sorry. The administrator has banned your IP address. To contact the administrator click here Yeah freakin' hilarious. Damn Texans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 The King of the Flunkies is trying to pollute his own site with a post from JI about a Guy that left his wife and Kids for a Seahawk/Pat fan?? Have you no Shame left Max?? I know you have no Shane left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Sorry. The administrator has banned your IP address. To contact the administrator click here Yeah freakin' hilarious. Damn Texans. This is a scary thread and I'm not sure if I should be honest about this, but some say I killed two men. The first was my childhood sweetheart. Together fourteen years and we were supposed to get married in 2000. Three months before the wedding, I changed my mind. I won't get into personal details behind that decision but after I canceled the wedding and broke up with him, two months later he died under mysterious circumstances and the autopsy cause of death came back as "unknown." The second was my next boyfriend who was a Tommy Hilfiger model but he had diabetes and a little drug habit. We dated for about a year and a half and I told him he was going to kill himself if he didn't stop with the cocaine and late night parties. He didn't listen, so I broke up with him. Three weeks later I get a call at my office from his sister telling me they just found him on his apartment floor, dead. Autopsy also came back as cause of death unknown. For those who can't go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Sorry. The administrator has banned your IP address. To contact the administrator click here Yeah freakin' hilarious. Damn Texans. Husker, I know just how far to push the envelope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Husker, I know just how far to push the envelope. Actually, I can still visit the site, I just have to wait until I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 For those who can't go there. I spoke with the hilfiger model prior to his death,& quizzed him on his coke habit. his reply: cause it says on the packets " objects appear smaller after consuming the contents" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Actually, I can still visit the site, I just have to wait until I get home. haha, same here,, how many users did they block by stopping IP address at ypur work? In ASSMOP and my case, they have banned over 30,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I spoke with the hilfiger model prior to his death,& quizzed him on his coke habit. his reply: cause it says on the packets " objects appear smaller after consuming the contents" LOL. Obviously he couldn't consume enough packets to make things small enough and ultimately O.D.'d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 man even i cant believe that hilfiger claim. that should be post of the week. its almost sad in a way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 Who wrote that stuff? About killing people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 LL is Janice Soprano, or has at least adopted the life story of a fictional character. Or full of sh!t. Mentally ill or a liar, though those things aren't mutually exclusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Who wrote that stuff? About killing people? None other than Limo herself. She then followed it up with this doozy: I had no idea when we first started dating, and the glamor of dating a male model and a straight one at that? My galpals got on bended knees begging me to introduce them to his friends and it all seemed completely harmless at the time. But then I started to realize that 70% of the guys in the male model business are gay and the ones that seem to have an endless supply of Cocaine, Special K, Ecstasy and every other designer drug known to modern man. They also were extremely generous and always trying to "hook up" with the straight guys and I just had enough of the silly nonsense and 24/7 party scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 None other than Limo herself. She then followed it up with this doozy: Quote: Originally Posted by Maxman Who wrote that stuff? About killing people? Quote: I had no idea when we first started dating, and the glamor of dating a male model and a straight one at that? My galpals got on bended knees begging me to introduce them to his friends and it all seemed completely harmless at the time. But then I started to realize that 70% of the guys in the male model business are gay and the ones that seem to have an endless supply of Cocaine, Special K, Ecstasy and every other designer drug known to modern man. They also were extremely generous and always trying to "hook up" with the straight guys and I just had enough of the silly nonsense and 24/7 party scene. Male models???? Ya right: More like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I had no idea when we first started dating, and the glamor of dating a male model and a straight one at that? My galpals got on bended knees begging me to introduce them to his friends and it all seemed completely harmless at the time. But then I started to realize that 70% of the guys in the male model business are gay and the ones that seem to have an endless supply of Cocaine, Special K, Ecstasy and every other designer drug known to modern man. They also were extremely generous and always trying to "hook up" with the straight guys and I just had enough of the silly nonsense and 24/7 party scene. My god, has anyone actually met LL? Seen her in person? I have, and the only male model I could ever see dating her is a mannequin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Male models???? Ya right: More like this: Even they have standards. The little green guy is giving the same reaction he might if he saw her. Holy sh*t it shrunk to an innie!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Even they have standards. The little green guy is giving the same reaction he might if he saw her. Holy sh*t it shrunk to an innie!!!!!!! man, that is funny boozer,, i am still laughin,, can u imagine a real male model and her,, maybe she meant a male at Modells? Elmo, the stock room guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Even they have standards. The little green guy is giving the same reaction he might if he saw her. Holy sh*t it shrunk to an innie!!!!!!! Holy crap. Booz has back-to-back posts that are POTW NOM's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Holy crap. Booz has back-to-back posts that are POTW NOM's. 2 4 6 8 if you can't win just Nominate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Either she just confessed to 2 murders on a messageboard, or these 2 poor bastids couldn't drink or drug her pretty. Having seen some autopsy reports professionally, they don't list cause as "unknown"-it's natural causes(like a disease), accidental, homicide (which includes, but is not technically, a legal criminal finding of murder)or suicide, and then either a firm statement of why someone died or at least an educated idea based on the evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Having seen some autopsy reports professionally, they don't list cause as "unknown"-it's natural causes(like a disease), accidental, homicide (which includes, but is not technically, a legal criminal finding of murder)or suicide, and then either a firm statement of why someone died or at least an educated idea based on the evidence. For Christ sakes Bugg, let's not let fact get in the way of her fantasies!!! Geeeezzz......... why don't you go to her house and leave an upper decker while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 For Christ sakes Bugg, let's not let fact get in the way of her fantasies!!! Geeeezzz......... why don't you go to her house and leave an upper decker while you're at it. ah, the seldom used upper-decker,, a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 May ye never be the giver nor the receiver of an upper decker.But 'tis better to be the giver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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