uart Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 The correct answer was Lucky Charms, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 If sex was a cereal there would be a movie named after me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 If I was cereal, I would be the dented\crushed box in the half price bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Anal Sex Toasted Oaties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 If I was cereal, I would be the dented\crushed box in the half price bin. you are giving yourself too much credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Anal Sex Toasted Oaties. I hear in your prime..you could F a cheerio;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I hear in your prime..you could F a cheerio;) I got Snap drunk and Popped his Crackle, homey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 it would be Marshmellow Madness Pebbles Oh my Gggggggod. Sssssso gggggood! no it would be cinnamon toast crunch....cause that cereal is the fu*kin bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 no it would be cinnamon toast crunch....cause that cereal is the fu*kin bomb REPPED...BEST CEREAL EVER!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 It'll be magical ****ing delicious..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 the preferred cereal in the mod lounge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 it would be Marshmellow Madness Pebbles Oh my Gggggggod. Sssssso gggggood! Wait a minute, cereal isn't sex? Oh my God what have I done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 a classic V.. here ya go HOLY F#CK! gg you are clairvoyant.. I swear I was thinking about this thread today! Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 mmmm... i love captain crunch! yum!!! can even eat it right out of the box! well if sex were cereal eating out the box would definitely be a preference of mine! edit----- didn't realize this was an old thread, and when i kept reading after posting this i see i made the same joke in 2005, lol, some things never change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 well if sex were cereal eating out the box would definitely be a preference of mine! edit----- didn't realize this was an old thread, and when i kept reading after posting this i see i made the same joke in 2005, lol, some things never change :rl: Seems like the girls of JN were big flirts back in the day... so thats how Max got everyone over here! Something about this cereal screams sex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 well if sex were cereal eating out the box would definitely be a preference of mine! edit----- didn't realize this was an old thread, and when i kept reading after posting this i see i made the same joke in 2005, lol, some things never change D1ck in a box huh...who knew:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Wait a minute, cereal isn't sex? Oh my God what have I done? Hidden prize in the bottom of the box huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 :rl: Seems like the girls of JN were big flirts back in the day... so thats how Max got everyone over here! Something about this cereal screams sex... You are saying that to lure men here we encouraged women to be flirty? Those charges are simply outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 well if sex were cereal eating out the box would definitely be a preference of mine! edit----- didn't realize this was an old thread, and when i kept reading after posting this i see i made the same joke in 2005, lol, some things never change That is very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 That is very funny. You would post a thread title with ...Was a Cereal, instead of the correct form, ...Were a Cereal? Now I don't know if I still find you hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 You would post a thread title with ...Was a Cereal, instead of the correct form, ...Were a Cereal? Now I don't know if I still find you hot. Here correct usage of the word sex and the playful manner in which she use it should get her a pass. The fact she compared food to sex makes Crusher concerned he may make a bad decision the next time in the cereal aisle at the grocery store. I will have to make sure I stay focused or their may be a rather large unsettling cleanup on aisle 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 What? No love for Quisp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aten Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Golden Flake Shower:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 This is the reason men who participate in a bukake film should never binge on fruit loops the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Here correct usage of the word sex and the playful manner in which she use it should get her a pass. The fact she compared food to sex makes Crusher concerned he may make a bad decision the next time in the cereal aisle at the grocery store. I will have to make sure I stay focused or their may be a rather large unsettling cleanup on aisle 5. I agree that Verde, an esteemed member of the Board, should be given great latitude in this matter. Though, I would caution that no disciplinary action on our part sends the wrong message of acquiescence to the rest of the members. I'm thinking a full frontal image or a hot lesbian story from her vast number of sexual forays would satisfy all parties involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 I agree that Verde, an esteemed member of the Board, should be given great latitude in this matter. Though, I would caution that no disciplinary action on our part sends the wrong message of acquiescence to the rest of the members. I'm thinking a full frontal image or a hot lesbian story from her vast number of sexual forays would satisfy all parties involved. Max does not allow nudity here and I'm a rule follower. As for past lesbian encounters, I have none. Sorry to disappoint. However, would it suffice to say that I have a girl crush on my fitness instructor? That's the best I can do for you. Was my grammar in the above passage correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 why, generally speaking, people find this sexy: but not this: I think this is awfully cute though: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Max does not allow nudity here and I'm a rule follower. As for past lesbian encounters, I have none. Sorry to disappoint. However, would it suffice to say that I have a girl crush on my fitness instructor? That's the best I can do for you. Was my grammar in the above passage correct? What, you couldn't make something up for us? Okay, let's hear more about this fitness instructor. Who does she look like that's famous? When you say "crush" does that entail occasional "gal pecks", extended hugs, or--ideally-- petting (not necessarily the more interesting "heavy" variety) of any kind? Please reply with great ardor and urgency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 why, generally speaking, people find this sexy: but not this: I think this is awfully cute though: It's simple: women are beautiful, soft and curvy; and appealing to both men and women. How many times have you or another female said something like, "She's so gorgeous"? Men would never do that, unless they are gay or Patriot fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 You would post a thread title with ...Was a Cereal, instead of the correct form, ...Were a Cereal? Now I don't know if I still find you hot. i guess verde gets a taste of her own cereal. Lol... *its just a joke calm down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 What, you couldn't make something up for us? Okay, let's hear more about this fitness instructor. Who does she look like that's famous? When you say "crush" does that entail occasional "gal pecks", extended hugs, or--ideally-- petting (not necessarily the more interesting "heavy" variety) of any kind? Please reply with great ardor and urgency. My fitness instructor doesn't look like anyone famous. I'm just in awe of her physique and aura. I wouldn't necessarily say it's a sexual crush.. but for the sake of entertainment, know that I say this without the aide of any alcoholic beverages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 My fitness instructor doesn't look like anyone famous. I'm just in awe of her physique and aura. I wouldn't necessarily say it's a sexual crush.. but for the sake of entertainment, know that I say this without the aide of any alcoholic beverages. LOL. As we speak, a case of Champagne is on its way to you. Most of us--Garb excluded--envision her looking something like this: While she probably looks more like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 LOL. As we speak, a case of Champagne is on its way to you. Most of us--Garb excluded--envision her looking something like this: While she probably looks more like this: Isn't it a shame that I don't drink?! Honestly, I'd say she's somewhere between the 2 photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 It's simple: women are beautiful, soft and curvy; and appealing to both men and women. How many times have you or another female said something like, "She's so gorgeous"? Men would never do that, unless they are gay or Patriot fans. Woman, generally speaking, are beautiful, soft and curvy. I've said "she's so gorgeous" about a million times in my life. Still, girl on girl is not appealing to me at all. Either is that photo of the two men. It's gross. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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