Maxman Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I swear this is 100% true. He came over to our tailgate. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't know. It was before the game and he was wrapped in a towel shirtless. He was holding a puppy -- some kind of hunting dog. He came up to me and said I was told I needed to show you my new dog. He let me pet it real quick and then he walked away. This either makes me insane or gay. Possibly both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Well, it makes you gay since you imagined Chad in nothing but a towel around his waste and it makes you insane because, well, who would ever invite you to a tailgate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I swear this is 100% true. He came over to our tailgate. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't know. It was before the game and he was wrapped in a towel shirtless. He was holding a puppy -- some kind of hunting dog. He came up to me and said I was told I needed to show you my new dog. He let me pet it real quick and then he walked away. This either makes me insane or gay. Possibly both. I had a dream the Jets would win a Super Bowl in my lifetime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I swear this is 100% true. He came over to our tailgate. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't know. It was before the game and he was wrapped in a towel shirtless. He was holding a puppy -- some kind of hunting dog. He came up to me and said I was told I needed to show you my new dog. He let me pet it real quick and then he walked away. This either makes me insane or gay. Possibly both. Possibly? Who you kidding? I had a dream last nite too. I found the prefect Hobo bag while window shopping. A pretty cocoa color. The shoulder strap was the perfect length. Had that soft, weathered leather I love. I was so happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I swear this is 100% true. He came over to our tailgate. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't know. It was before the game and he was wrapped in a towel shirtless. He was holding a puppy -- some kind of hunting dog. He came up to me and said I was told I needed to show you my new dog. He let me pet it real quick and then he walked away. This either makes me insane or gay. Possibly both. Coiuld have been worse, it could have been a weiner dog. And he could have needed to show you his guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I swear this is 100% true. He came over to our tailgate. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't know. It was before the game and he was wrapped in a towel shirtless. He was holding a puppy -- some kind of hunting dog. He came up to me and said I was told I needed to show you my new dog. He let me pet it real quick and then he walked away. This either makes me insane or gay. Possibly both. Where is Jetophile when you need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I swear this is 100% true. He came over to our tailgate. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't know. It was before the game and he was wrapped in a towel shirtless. He was holding a puppy -- some kind of hunting dog. He came up to me and said I was told I needed to show you my new dog. He let me pet it real quick and then he walked away. This either makes me insane or gay. Possibly both. I will go with insanely gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I swear this is 100% true. He came over to our tailgate. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't know. It was before the game and he was wrapped in a towel shirtless. He was holding a puppy -- some kind of hunting dog. He came up to me and said I was told I needed to show you my new dog. He let me pet it real quick and then he walked away. This either makes me insane or gay. Possibly both. Did you wake up with morning wood? That might be a good indicator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Did you wake up with morning wood? That might be a good indicator. No. The dream wasn't sexual in nature. It was just two close friends drying each other off after some shower play. Nothing more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 No. The dream wasn't sexual in nature. It was just two close friends drying each other off after some shower play. Nothing more. how cute:gfight: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 how cute:gfight: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ten Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I had a dream the Jets would win a Super Bowl in my lifetime Sadly Max's dream seems more likely to occur in reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 WOW Max that was pretty fruity bro,and he let you pet him ??..........Gay in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 i actually had a weird dream last night.. i was watching tv and they had breaking news that jerry springer died. so bizarre... and no i dont watch his show. but he wasnt shirtless in the picture they showed on cnn. OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I will go with insanely gay. LOL POTWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I had a dream the Jets would win a Super Bowl in my lifetime Are you real young and in excellent health? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I swear this is 100% true. He came over to our tailgate. I was hanging out with a bunch of people I didn't know. It was before the game and he was wrapped in a towel shirtless. He was holding a puppy -- some kind of hunting dog. He came up to me and said I was told I needed to show you my new dog. He let me pet it real quick and then he walked away. This either makes me insane or gay. Possibly both. I was really afraid to open this post! I had to check the top to make sure it still read JetNation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Are you real young and in excellent health? I'm 22 and in pretty good health. I have no plans of ever seeing the Jets win a Superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm 22 and in pretty good health. I have no plans of ever seeing the Jets win a Superbowl. I'm not sure anyone alive is making those type of plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Sadly Max's dream seems more likely to occur in reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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