NJ Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy does a Moe, Larry, the cheese thing on Bit and they have to rub limburger on his head just to get him out of the ring. Beans runs Max into a hyperventilating mess (in about 13 seconds) and in a last chance effort - Max does a "your shoes untied" and slips Beans into a figure 4 death lock. JFBM looks at all the sweat and whatnot in the ring and say's - I don't think so - 124 by default. eC works his strong wear'em out suit - but Jetmo just laughs on bonks him on the melon with a beer bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 .....but can you get a pin? If so, thats talent. How about a cheesegrater to the face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 How about a cheesegrater to the face? Is that legal in the ring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Is that legal in the ring? Who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Who cares? Ecurb. Remember, hes got an all pro car salesman pocket protector full of pens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Ecurb. Remember, hes got an all pro car salesman pocket protector full of pens. He's dirty. Dirty I tell ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 He's dirty. Dirty I tell ya! Never turn your back on a car salesman............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy, Max, 124(barely) and JetMoses all advance to the second round. Next group of first round matches are- SouthernJet vs. NJ SFJ vs. Serphnx Faba vs. GM Alk vs. ShadowJet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Smizzy, Max, 124(barely) and JetMoses all advance to the second round. Next group of first round matches are- SouthernJet vs. NJ SFJ vs. Serphnx Faba vs. GM Alk vs. ShadowJet NJ Serp Faba Alk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 SouthernJet vs. NJ- In a stroke of genius, NJ shows up for the match wearing a gas mask and quickly overpowers the elderly gentleman from North Carolina. Unfortunately for NJ, SJ prepared for the match by eating raisins, beets, cabbage and kielbasa. There is no gas mask in the world that can keep those fumes out. Winner, SJ SFJ vs. Serphnx-SFJ tried to bow out, claiming some mystery injury. However, he risked a breach of contract lawsuit if he didn't show. At the bell, SFJ lay down in the middle of the ring and Serphnx covers him for the easy pin. Lawsuit pending. Faba vs. GM- In quite possibly the most violent match of the first round, faba goes at GM like a spider monkey. The video of this match was quickly taken down at Youtube for excessive violence. The things that faba did to GM are beyond description. Thoughts and prayers out to GM, who is still in the ICU at Beth Israel. Alk vs. ShadowJet- In a back and forth match, ShadowJet risked disqualification when the masked wrestler known only as 'The Sister-in-Law' rushed the ring and attacked Alk. Alk was able to repel the attack and finished off Shadow with his signature move, 'The Garage Door Opener'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Alk vs. ShadowJet- In a back and forth match, ShadowJet risked disqualification when the masked wrestler known only as 'The Sister-in-Law' rushed the ring and attacked Alk. Alk was able to repel the attack and finished off Shadow with his signature move, 'The Garage Door Opener'. Brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 answer my question where am i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 So seriously. Shouldn't these things be put into polls or something like that? Run each poll for like a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 answer my question where am i You won the CBI. Be happy with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 You won the CBI. Be happy with that. wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 SouthernJet vs. NJ - SJ bores NJ to death with his one man Siskel and Ebert imitation. SJ SFJ vs. Serphnx - SFJ beats Serpnx in the head with his guitar ala Honky Tonk Man, SFJ Faba vs. GM - You dont F with the mob guys - Faba Alk vs. ShadowJet - Alk takes this one with the help from his wrestling kid intefering with the match. Alk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 So seriously. Shouldn't these things be put into polls or something like that? Run each poll for like a day. That's what I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 answer my question where am i You're not in the top 64 in posts. Please don't try to get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 So seriously. Shouldn't these things be put into polls or something like that? Run each poll for like a day. I'll try to figure something out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 You're not in the top 64 in posts. Please don't try to get there. Wow, so it means I am somewhere between 48-51 in posts. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Wow, so it means I am somewhere between 48-51 in posts. Awesome. I posted 5 hundred times in one day and have been posting for a good year and a half I suppose, yet I'm still not in the top 64. Damn. Anyways, NJ SFJ GM Alk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Jetsrule- 79th overall. 76th (i think.) without banned posters. warensemble- 82nd overall 79th w/o banned. missed by 8 and 11 posters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstantClassic Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Why wasn't there a play-in game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Why wasn't there a play-in game? there were no automatic bids. All based on rankings from 1-64. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Smizzy, Max, 124(barely) and JetMoses all advance to the second round. Next group of first round matches are- SouthernJet vs. NJ - SouthernJet comes out firing with a lethal brown toxic cloud which immediately puts NJ on the canvas with a a seemingly easy mercy killing to folllow. However before applying the coup de grace, SouthernJet taunts NJ, pointing out apparent weaknesses in his parenting skills. NJ flies into a rage causing him to make a Rocky Balboa like miraculous recovery and applying the seldom seen hammerlock of death. NJ wins. SFJ vs. Serphnx - SFJ brings his guitar into the ring and soon the combatants are singing koombaya together. During the second verse SFJ pounces and quickly puts an end to the match. Faba vs. GM - Nobody effs with faba. faba will rip your heart out and eat it for lunch, however in this case he quickly goes to his patented "balls in a vice" submission move. Not really necessary since faba could have just outsmarted GM being a Baruch graduate, but the fact is he is simply a sadistic bastard. Alk vs. ShadowJet - ShadowJet tries to intimidate Alk by bragging about how he plays football. Alk is briefly intimidated until he realizes that ShadowJet is wearing a #51 jersey and actually weighs about as much as Alks Cat. Alk then tells ShadowJet that the fight has been moved to the chat room and ShadowJet heads off to meet him there, never to be heard from again. Alk wins by forfeit. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I can't see how I'm going to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Wow, so it means I am somewhere between 48-51 in posts. Awesome. what about a nit or cbi 32 and 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 what about a nit or cbi 32 and 16 those tourney's are for losers. but if you would like to run it, Im sure everyone will support it as much as the real NIT and CBI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I can't see how I'm going to lose. Well, it looks like you're squaring off against joebaby so I'm going to guess that a used sex toy will be involved somewhere along the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Why wasn't there a play-in game? You still wouldn't have made it newbie . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Well, it looks like you're squaring off against joebaby so I'm going to guess that a used sex toy will be involved somewhere along the line. I will ceremoniously skull-f$$$ the dead corpse of each opponent I lay to rest on my way to glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 Update: Faba is leading 4-1 Alk sweeps through to the second round SFJ is up 3-2 NJ is up 3-2 Get your votes in, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 SouthernJet vs. NJ -NJ takes the lead early. It's actually pretty east to be an old man with a plastic hip but what NJ didn't expect was the Carolina Connection (JGB & Assmop) to jump out from under the ring to distract the rep while SJ uses a foreign object to knock NJ unconscious and pin him. SFJ vs. Serphnx -SFJ goes into an Ozzy Ozbourne like rage and totally annihilates Serphynx in the bloodiest match thus far Faba vs. GM - GM thought the weight difference would give him the upper hand. What he didn't expect was Faba's ability to turn sideways and become completely invisible to the naked human eye. before he knew it,Faba was SLICING AND DICING GM with his razor sharp wrists and it was all over. Alk vs. ShadowJet - ALk comes out and shoves a cobb of corn up ShadowJet's ass and he is paralyzed. Alk then goes deliverance on him and the match is over in 3 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 what about a nit or cbi 32 and 16 I am a 12 seed bitch. I am in unlike you. Maybe you can have a fake tourney with your big brother cast members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I am a 12 seed bitch. I am in unlike you. Maybe you can have a fake tourney with your big brother cast members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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