SoFlaJets Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Mark Sanchez’ script changes Hollywood ending not going to happen By Gerry Callahan Tuesday, January 11, 2011 - Updated 2 hours ago Boston Herald General Sports Columnist If this were a movie, Mark Sanchez would win Sunday and again the following week, and then complete the fairy tale with a dramatic Super Bowl victory Feb. 6. And as the confetti is falling and the music is playing and tears are welling up in the eyes of 110 million television viewers, Sanchez would hold up the Lombardi Trophy and say he did it all for Aiden, his young friend who passed away days before the New York Jets [team stats]’ remarkable playoff run began. Aiden Binkley was 11 years old when he succumbed to cancer two weeks ago. One of the last things he wanted to do in this life was meet his hero, Mark Sanchez, and he did just that on a visit to the Jets training facility in the middle of December. Wasn’t enough for Sanchez, though. The 24-year-old quarterback asked Aiden’s parents if he could surprise their son with a visit to the family’s Long Island home, and a few days before Christmas, there he was, waiting on the couch when Aiden awoke from a nap. Sanchez gave Aiden a game ball from a Dec. 19 victory at Pittsburgh, and last week, as the Jets prepared for their playoff game against Indianapolis, the ball was buried with Aiden Binkley. The QB offered to pay for the funeral before he went out to Indianapolis and knocked off Peyton Manning and the Colts. And if this were a movie, Sanchez would beat Tom Brady [stats] this weekend and then win the AFC Championship Game, and then take the whole Binkley family to Dallas, where they would watch the Super Bowl from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones’ private suite. Sanchez would be the hottest star in sports: handsome, compassionate, clutch, the anti-Vick or anti-Roethlisberger, the brilliant young signal-caller with the heart as big as Texas. It all makes for such a great story, we almost hate to see the Patriots [team stats] ruin it. Unfortunately for the Jets, this is not a movie, and Sanchez is just not ready for the real-life drama that awaits him Sunday in Foxboro. The biggest problem for the Jets right now is simple: Sanchez is, by all accounts, a great person. He’s just not a very good quarterback. He’s certainly no Brady, and sadly, he’s not even Michael Vick or Ben Roethlisberger. It’s football. It’s reality. No one said it was fair. There is a lot of hype and a lot of hope invested in Sanchez because he plays in New York and does all the right things off the field. Decent people want him to succeed, and right now many of them are kind of holding their breath and closing their eyes and hoping when they open those eyes, they’ll see the next Tom Brady standing there in a Jets uniform. And hopefully it’ll happen someday. But right now he’s not even close. And right now Rex Ryan doesn’t have a team that can win the Super Bowl because the Jets coach doesn’t have a quarterback who can win the Super Bowl. Every decade or so, a Trent Dilfer or a Mark Rypien will lead his team to the championship, but as a rule, you need a Brady, a Drew Brees, a Roethlisberger, a quarterback who can stand up under pressure and win a playoff game or two for you. Sanchez can’t do that. Not this Sunday. Not this season. Of the eight starting quarterbacks left in the playoffs, No. 6 on the Jets ranks last on the list. He finished the regular season 27th in the NFL with a passer rating of 75.3, trailing such luminaries as Shaun Hill, Alex Smith and Chad Henne. Sanchez was 29th in completion percentage (a wretched 54.8) and 26th in yards per attempt. And he managed all this with a very good set of wide receivers. In his last 10 games, Sanchez has had just one with a rating better than 90. Worse than that: He’s had just one game without a pick. The general consensus is that the Jets will have to put up 30 points or more to beat Brady’s Patriots. In Sanchez’ last 10 starts, just one time did he put up 30 and win. On Saturday, the Jets eliminated the Colts with a last-second field goal, but for most of the night, Sanchez looked like a drunk throwing darts at last call. He was consistently high and wide, and was saved by a strong running game (169 yards) and a solid defense. He’ll have to be much better this weekend, and the question is: Does he even have it in him? In the two games he’s played in Foxboro, Sanchez completed a combined 25-of-54 attempts for 300 yards and seven picks. In losing a 45-3 squeaker to the Pats in December, he had three interceptions and a 27.8 rating. He’ll be on the same field Sunday, probably in the same weather (it was 27 degrees Dec. 6). He’ll be looking across the line at the same defenders and dropping back and trying to make sense of the same coverages. And we think this time will be different why? Sanchez was not a good quarterback when he came to Foxboro a month ago and lost by six touchdowns. He’s not a good quarterback now. Maybe in the movies the nice-guy quarterback can go on the road and be a hero and beat the best team in football. This ain’t a movie. This is football. This is Foxboro. No one said it would be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 What kind of a dickhead writes an article like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I think this guy should go into writing movies and leave the sports to someone that has a clue but that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Sanchez is not a great QB, not yet maybe not ever. But, this guy is a total piece of crap and I hope someone punches him in the face. Really? Dickhead!!! You gonna bring up the little boy and then go on to use it to make a point that Sanchez isn;t as good as Brady? This guy is a ******* dirtball and I would love a chance to put his head thru a wall. Just sad and patheitc to mention that little boyz name and make it seem like it doesn't matter what Mark did. Personally as our QB never was and Im still not crazy about Sanchez the QB, but Sanchez the person takes dumps that have more compassion and class than this piece of garbage. **** you Gerry Callahan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Schroy Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Mark Sanchez’ script changes Hollywood ending not going to happen By Gerry Callahan Tuesday, January 11, 2011 - Updated 2 hours ago Boston Herald General Sports Columnist If this were a movie, Mark Sanchez would win Sunday and again the following week, and then complete the fairy tale with a dramatic Super Bowl victory Feb. 6. And as the confetti is falling and the music is playing and tears are welling up in the eyes of 110 million television viewers, Sanchez would hold up the Lombardi Trophy and say he did it all for Aiden, his young friend who passed away days before the New York Jets [team stats]’ remarkable playoff run began. Aiden Binkley was 11 years old when he succumbed to cancer two weeks ago. One of the last things he wanted to do in this life was meet his hero, Mark Sanchez, and he did just that on a visit to the Jets training facility in the middle of December. Wasn’t enough for Sanchez, though. The 24-year-old quarterback asked Aiden’s parents if he could surprise their son with a visit to the family’s Long Island home, and a few days before Christmas, there he was, waiting on the couch when Aiden awoke from a nap. Sanchez gave Aiden a game ball from a Dec. 19 victory at Pittsburgh, and last week, as the Jets prepared for their playoff game against Indianapolis, the ball was buried with Aiden Binkley. The QB offered to pay for the funeral before he went out to Indianapolis and knocked off Peyton Manning and the Colts. And if this were a movie, Sanchez would beat Tom Brady [stats] this weekend and then win the AFC Championship Game, and then take the whole Binkley family to Dallas, where they would watch the Super Bowl from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones’ private suite. Sanchez would be the hottest star in sports: handsome, compassionate, clutch, the anti-Vick or anti-Roethlisberger, the brilliant young signal-caller with the heart as big as Texas. It all makes for such a great story, we almost hate to see the Patriots [team stats] ruin it. Unfortunately for the Jets, this is not a movie, and Sanchez is just not ready for the real-life drama that awaits him Sunday in Foxboro. The biggest problem for the Jets right now is simple: Sanchez is, by all accounts, a great person. He’s just not a very good quarterback. He’s certainly no Brady, and sadly, he’s not even Michael Vick or Ben Roethlisberger. It’s football. It’s reality. No one said it was fair. There is a lot of hype and a lot of hope invested in Sanchez because he plays in New York and does all the right things off the field. Decent people want him to succeed, and right now many of them are kind of holding their breath and closing their eyes and hoping when they open those eyes, they’ll see the next Tom Brady standing there in a Jets uniform. And hopefully it’ll happen someday. But right now he’s not even close. And right now Rex Ryan doesn’t have a team that can win the Super Bowl because the Jets coach doesn’t have a quarterback who can win the Super Bowl. Every decade or so, a Trent Dilfer or a Mark Rypien will lead his team to the championship, but as a rule, you need a Brady, a Drew Brees, a Roethlisberger, a quarterback who can stand up under pressure and win a playoff game or two for you. Sanchez can’t do that. Not this Sunday. Not this season. Of the eight starting quarterbacks left in the playoffs, No. 6 on the Jets ranks last on the list. He finished the regular season 27th in the NFL with a passer rating of 75.3, trailing such luminaries as Shaun Hill, Alex Smith and Chad Henne. Sanchez was 29th in completion percentage (a wretched 54.8) and 26th in yards per attempt. And he managed all this with a very good set of wide receivers. In his last 10 games, Sanchez has had just one with a rating better than 90. Worse than that: He’s had just one game without a pick. The general consensus is that the Jets will have to put up 30 points or more to beat Brady’s Patriots. In Sanchez’ last 10 starts, just one time did he put up 30 and win. On Saturday, the Jets eliminated the Colts with a last-second field goal, but for most of the night, Sanchez looked like a drunk throwing darts at last call. He was consistently high and wide, and was saved by a strong running game (169 yards) and a solid defense. He’ll have to be much better this weekend, and the question is: Does he even have it in him? In the two games he’s played in Foxboro, Sanchez completed a combined 25-of-54 attempts for 300 yards and seven picks. In losing a 45-3 squeaker to the Pats in December, he had three interceptions and a 27.8 rating. He’ll be on the same field Sunday, probably in the same weather (it was 27 degrees Dec. 6). He’ll be looking across the line at the same defenders and dropping back and trying to make sense of the same coverages. And we think this time will be different why? Sanchez was not a good quarterback when he came to Foxboro a month ago and lost by six touchdowns. He’s not a good quarterback now. Maybe in the movies the nice-guy quarterback can go on the road and be a hero and beat the best team in football. This ain’t a movie. This is football. This is Foxboro. No one said it would be fair. What a sarcastic a$$hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Sanchez is not a great QB, not yet maybe not ever. But, this guy is a total piece of crap and I hope someone punches him in the face. Really? Dickhead!!! You gonna bring up the little boy and then go on to use it to make a point that Sanchez isn;t as good as Brady? This guy is a ******* dirtball and I would love a chance to put his head thru a wall. Just sad and patheitc to mention that little boyz name and make it seem like it doesn't matter what Mark did. Personally as our QB never was and Im still not crazy about Sanchez the QB, but Sanchez the person takes dumps that have more compassion and class than this piece of garbage. **** you Gerry Callahan! great post Crusher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 What kind of a dickhead writes an article like that? unfortunately it's kinda true. sanchez hasn't been too good lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 His next installment should be about "having class." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetscanes331 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 This guy talks a lot of sh*t considering the last Pats playoff game was a disaster. They didn't even make it out of the first round last year... and haven't won sh*t yet in the playoffs this year. Regular season means precisely squat now. Sanchez doesn't know how to win in the playoffs? He can't win big games? How the hell is he 3-1 already in the playoffs then? This kid is finishing his 3rd year as a starter above the high school level - I'd say 3 playoff wins and still being alive this year is pretty impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 unfortunately it's kinda true. sanchez hasn't been too good lately. That's all well and good and nobody is taking issue with that. What makes no sense and is not only inappropriate but is also ghoulish is using the memory of a dead little boy to make that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 What a sarcastic a$$hole. Sarcastic is the word. And I'd be OK with that, but leave the kid who died out of his pathetic attempt at being so wise and above us all. Reading that, I could feel my teeth grinding like Seth Bullock when he was about to kick some a$$. Something in my house is going to break. I really have to calm down. Age has not simmered my temper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 That's all well and good and nobody is taking issue with that. What makes no sense and is not only inappropriate but is also ghoulish is using the memory of a dead little boy to make that point. he's from boston what do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 unfortunately it's kinda true. sanchez hasn't been too good lately. He could have easily made the point that Sanchez is not as good as Brady, or pointed out the obvious, without pissing all over Mark's goodwill towards Aiden and his family. ESPECIALLY in the wake of Aiden passing away. Completely unnecessary. Completely classless. Especially in a sport where most stories are about athletes emailing pictures of their dick, shooting their own leg, killing dogs, drunk driving homicide, stabbings, rape, etc. **** this writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Fear_The_Panda Joe Fans grasping at straws by saying article by Gerry Callahan is classless. #Jets #Patriots .. when did he bash on Aiden/Aiden's family? the true Jets fan speaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 classless dickhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 That's some of the worst, most classless sh*t I've ever read. Despicable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 unfortunately it's kinda true. sanchez hasn't been too good lately. Agreed. But to use what he did for tat little boy and make it seem insignificant because Sanchez isn;t as good a QB as Brady is horrible. It doesn't matter he made that dying little boyz last day on Earth better because after all, he is no Tom Brady. This guy should be slammed face first into a curb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Type in Gerry Callahan into google. Gerry Callahan? From Boston? A Racist?!?!?!? No way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Fear_The_Panda Joe Fans grasping at straws by saying article by Gerry Callahan is classless. #Jets #Patriots .. when did he bash on Aiden/Aiden's family? the true Jets fan speaks Imagine if Tom Brady and Mike Nugent could be on the same team? Boy, that would be awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Sanchez is not a great QB, not yet maybe not ever. But, this guy is a total piece of crap and I hope someone punches him in the face. Really? Dickhead!!! You gonna bring up the little boy and then go on to use it to make a point that Sanchez isn;t as good as Brady? This guy is a ******* dirtball and I would love a chance to put his head thru a wall. Just sad and patheitc to mention that little boyz name and make it seem like it doesn't matter what Mark did. Personally as our QB never was and Im still not crazy about Sanchez the QB, but Sanchez the person takes dumps that have more compassion and class than this piece of garbage. **** you Gerry Callahan! AMEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfmartin Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I never wanted to win a game this badly. I just read a couple of articles on the Herald and I would like to email each of them to tell what a pile of trash they are. This Gerry Callahan is just a wanna be Howard Stern on WEEI. In the words of Antonio Cromartie " F-him, he's an a$$hole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 You need to spread a little of that blame around. Callahan is a prcik, but what about the sports editor at The Boston Herald? What about the execs there who allowed this trash? Writers will write anything they can get printed, blame must be shared on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Fun to try to come up with alternate article titles for this one. "Sanchez will need more than dead child's cancer corpse to beat Pats Sunday" "Kids die young, Brady keeps on winning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfmartin Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 You need to spread a little of that blame around. Callahan is a prcik, but what about the sports editor at The Boston Herald? What about the execs there who allowed this trash? Writers will write anything they can get printed, blame must be shared on this one. I am fine with that they all deserve to eat crow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I replied to him on that site. Could have used a copy editor, but whatever. What a dick. You, sir, are a despicable piece of crap for using the Aiden Binkley story simply to make a half-assed point about who you think will win a football game. To reference it as simply being a plot device in some non-existent film minimizes the very real tragedy that the Binkley family is currently dealing with. It's garbage, it's a cheap attempt at journalism, and you should be ashamed for writing it, as should your editors for approving its publication. In his last days, Aiden Binkley faced death with exponentially more dignity, and Mark Sanchez showed exponentially more compassion and class than you will ever have. May you never have to know the horrors of losing a child, much less having it exploited to produce a half-assed, poorly-written article about a relatively meaningless football game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Mark Sanchez’ script changes Hollywood ending not going to happen By Gerry Callahan Tuesday, January 11, 2011 - Updated 2 hours ago Boston Herald General Sports Columnist If this were a movie, Mark Sanchez would win Sunday and again the following week, and then complete the fairy tale with a dramatic Super Bowl victory Feb. 6. And as the confetti is falling and the music is playing and tears are welling up in the eyes of 110 million television viewers, Sanchez would hold up the Lombardi Trophy and say he did it all for Aiden, his young friend who passed away days before the New York Jets [team stats]’ remarkable playoff run began. Aiden Binkley was 11 years old when he succumbed to cancer two weeks ago. One of the last things he wanted to do in this life was meet his hero, Mark Sanchez, and he did just that on a visit to the Jets training facility in the middle of December. Wasn’t enough for Sanchez, though. The 24-year-old quarterback asked Aiden’s parents if he could surprise their son with a visit to the family’s Long Island home, and a few days before Christmas, there he was, waiting on the couch when Aiden awoke from a nap. Sanchez gave Aiden a game ball from a Dec. 19 victory at Pittsburgh, and last week, as the Jets prepared for their playoff game against Indianapolis, the ball was buried with Aiden Binkley. The QB offered to pay for the funeral before he went out to Indianapolis and knocked off Peyton Manning and the Colts. And if this were a movie, Sanchez would beat Tom Brady [stats] this weekend and then win the AFC Championship Game, and then take the whole Binkley family to Dallas, where they would watch the Super Bowl from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones’ private suite. Sanchez would be the hottest star in sports: handsome, compassionate, clutch, the anti-Vick or anti-Roethlisberger, the brilliant young signal-caller with the heart as big as Texas. It all makes for such a great story, we almost hate to see the Patriots [team stats] ruin it. Unfortunately for the Jets, this is not a movie, and Sanchez is just not ready for the real-life drama that awaits him Sunday in Foxboro. The biggest problem for the Jets right now is simple: Sanchez is, by all accounts, a great person. He’s just not a very good quarterback. He’s certainly no Brady, and sadly, he’s not even Michael Vick or Ben Roethlisberger. It’s football. It’s reality. No one said it was fair. There is a lot of hype and a lot of hope invested in Sanchez because he plays in New York and does all the right things off the field. Decent people want him to succeed, and right now many of them are kind of holding their breath and closing their eyes and hoping when they open those eyes, they’ll see the next Tom Brady standing there in a Jets uniform. And hopefully it’ll happen someday. But right now he’s not even close. And right now Rex Ryan doesn’t have a team that can win the Super Bowl because the Jets coach doesn’t have a quarterback who can win the Super Bowl. Every decade or so, a Trent Dilfer or a Mark Rypien will lead his team to the championship, but as a rule, you need a Brady, a Drew Brees, a Roethlisberger, a quarterback who can stand up under pressure and win a playoff game or two for you. Sanchez can’t do that. Not this Sunday. Not this season. Of the eight starting quarterbacks left in the playoffs, No. 6 on the Jets ranks last on the list. He finished the regular season 27th in the NFL with a passer rating of 75.3, trailing such luminaries as Shaun Hill, Alex Smith and Chad Henne. Sanchez was 29th in completion percentage (a wretched 54.8) and 26th in yards per attempt. And he managed all this with a very good set of wide receivers. In his last 10 games, Sanchez has had just one with a rating better than 90. Worse than that: He’s had just one game without a pick. The general consensus is that the Jets will have to put up 30 points or more to beat Brady’s Patriots. In Sanchez’ last 10 starts, just one time did he put up 30 and win. On Saturday, the Jets eliminated the Colts with a last-second field goal, but for most of the night, Sanchez looked like a drunk throwing darts at last call. He was consistently high and wide, and was saved by a strong running game (169 yards) and a solid defense. He’ll have to be much better this weekend, and the question is: Does he even have it in him? In the two games he’s played in Foxboro, Sanchez completed a combined 25-of-54 attempts for 300 yards and seven picks. In losing a 45-3 squeaker to the Pats in December, he had three interceptions and a 27.8 rating. He’ll be on the same field Sunday, probably in the same weather (it was 27 degrees Dec. 6). He’ll be looking across the line at the same defenders and dropping back and trying to make sense of the same coverages. And we think this time will be different why? Sanchez was not a good quarterback when he came to Foxboro a month ago and lost by six touchdowns. He’s not a good quarterback now. Maybe in the movies the nice-guy quarterback can go on the road and be a hero and beat the best team in football. This ain’t a movie. This is football. This is Foxboro. No one said it would be fair. AHHH, here you go. This is the reason why the Pats will lose. A low life 8th grade level wanna be sports writer writes a column like this. Takes the kids name and what happened (the kids death) and uses and twists it around. Like I said its kick in the nuts time for that entire organization cheaters and haters and wussies...GO JETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I replied to him on that site. Could have used a copy editor, but whatever. What a dick. Good for you T0m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Get To Know the Boston Sports Media: Gerry Callahan Here at Mass Hysteria we understand that many of our readers are not from the Greater Boston area. As a slave to the state of Massachusetts, HZMLS will introduce you to some of our great and prolific sports reporters that give us the run down each week in print, video and the radio. The goal of these pieces is to allow you the readers to gain a better understanding of the local flavor that creates our sports scene. While some of this is factual, much of this is pure opinion, so if you don't like my writing, you can go to hell. GERRY CALLAHAN WEEI has labeled themselves the sports leader here in Boston, mainly because there are no other viable options for listeners to get 24/7 sports talk. Sure ESPN radio exists somewhere, but unless you live between exit 41 and 43 on the Mass Turnpike, this station doesnt come in (and would you really want to listen to Mike and Mike on the way to work?). So what all of you are forced to listen to (unless you have satellite radio) is the dynamic duo of Dennis and Callahan in the morning. The whole premise of the show is that Dennis "the moderate" debates points with Callahan "the lunatic", about news and sports, with calls from Boston listeners. This whole idea is a ******* farce, because Dennis's views are frightingly close to Callahan's, and any caller who dares to disagree usually is just screamed over with no logically argument to be found, and mocked after they hang up. Please let me preface this conversation by saying that I turn on their show just to get a good laugh, because the two of them are piss all over themselves insane. Gerry Callahan was once a respected sports writer, who wrote great pieces over at Sports Illustrated , but left them to come back to his hometown of Boston, and the *ahem* newspaper The Boston Herald. Just to give you an idea The Herald is to journalism what TMZ is to respectable news shows. Callahan hates everything, I mean EVERYTHING, except for the non gay military members, Jack Bauer and Ann Coulter. He hates Obama, liberals, Muslims, Manny Ramirez, Bill Belichick, you, Pedro Martinez, Ted Kennedy, and small puppies. If you get the "joy" of tuning into his show, you probably will see Callahan in either one of two modes. Mode one is ripping the sh*t out of a local sports figure who he finds slovenly or lazy, or going on a diatribe that would make Joseph Goebbels proud. Over the past week Callahan made fun of Ted Kennedy who has ******* brain cancer, sniveled that Barack Obama probably will be coming back from Turkey in a turban, and today called global warming a myth that has been debunked by many books (?). Oh, and Callahan hates blacks, though he has weaseled his way out those accusations. Check out what he said about Metco (urban kids who get to go to surbaban schools) students: " Callahan: "They caught him at a bus stop, right -- he was like waiting to catch a bus out of town." Dennis: "Yeah, yeah -- he's a METCO gorilla." Callahan: "Heading out to Lexington." Dennis: "Exactly Well it should make you all feel better to know that Callahan attended sensitivity training and is all better now. Callahan's favorite TV Show 24 is a constant conversation on the show. Though no one watches 24 anymore, it seems that Gerry gets his rocks off through the anti-Muslim, conservative nutjob undertones of the show. I swear he must go home slap a Jack Bauer mask on his wife and goes to town on her. But our friends that don't live in the area, WEEI IS NOW ONLINE! So if you want to wake up and listen to your racist, bigoted uncle on the radio, tune into Dennis and Callahan. I'm sure you didn't know that global warming is a liberal conspiracy started by that lazy do nothing Manny Ramirez, and that joke Al Gore. Don't believe me? Then go on over to the Herald and read his rantings about Manny hating kids with cancer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I'd like to throw that guy a beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Good for you T0m. Agreed, rep for TOm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Get To Know the Boston Sports Media: Gerry Callahan Here at Mass Hysteria we understand that many of our readers are not from the Greater Boston area. As a slave to the state of Massachusetts, HZMLS will introduce you to some of our great and prolific sports reporters that give us the run down each week in print, video and the radio. The goal of these pieces is to allow you the readers to gain a better understanding of the local flavor that creates our sports scene. While some of this is factual, much of this is pure opinion, so if you don't like my writing, you can go to hell. GERRY CALLAHAN WEEI has labeled themselves the sports leader here in Boston, mainly because there are no other viable options for listeners to get 24/7 sports talk. Sure ESPN radio exists somewhere, but unless you live between exit 41 and 43 on the Mass Turnpike, this station doesnt come in (and would you really want to listen to Mike and Mike on the way to work?). So what all of you are forced to listen to (unless you have satellite radio) is the dynamic duo of Dennis and Callahan in the morning. The whole premise of the show is that Dennis "the moderate" debates points with Callahan "the lunatic", about news and sports, with calls from Boston listeners. This whole idea is a ******* farce, because Dennis's views are frightingly close to Callahan's, and any caller who dares to disagree usually is just screamed over with no logically argument to be found, and mocked after they hang up. Please let me preface this conversation by saying that I turn on their show just to get a good laugh, because the two of them are piss all over themselves insane. Gerry Callahan was once a respected sports writer, who wrote great pieces over at Sports Illustrated , but left them to come back to his hometown of Boston, and the *ahem* newspaper The Boston Herald. Just to give you an idea The Herald is to journalism what TMZ is to respectable news shows. Callahan hates everything, I mean EVERYTHING, except for the non gay military members, Jack Bauer and Ann Coulter. He hates Obama, liberals, Muslims, Manny Ramirez, Bill Belichick, you, Pedro Martinez, Ted Kennedy, and small puppies. If you get the "joy" of tuning into his show, you probably will see Callahan in either one of two modes. Mode one is ripping the sh*t out of a local sports figure who he finds slovenly or lazy, or going on a diatribe that would make Joseph Goebbels proud. Over the past week Callahan made fun of Ted Kennedy who has ******* brain cancer, sniveled that Barack Obama probably will be coming back from Turkey in a turban, and today called global warming a myth that has been debunked by many books (?). Oh, and Callahan hates blacks, though he has weaseled his way out those accusations. Check out what he said about Metco (urban kids who get to go to surbaban schools) students: " Callahan: "They caught him at a bus stop, right -- he was like waiting to catch a bus out of town." Dennis: "Yeah, yeah -- he's a METCO gorilla." Callahan: "Heading out to Lexington." Dennis: "Exactly Well it should make you all feel better to know that Callahan attended sensitivity training and is all better now. Callahan's favorite TV Show 24 is a constant conversation on the show. Though no one watches 24 anymore, it seems that Gerry gets his rocks off through the anti-Muslim, conservative nutjob undertones of the show. I swear he must go home slap a Jack Bauer mask on his wife and goes to town on her. But our friends that don't live in the area, WEEI IS NOW ONLINE! So if you want to wake up and listen to your racist, bigoted uncle on the radio, tune into Dennis and Callahan. I'm sure you didn't know that global warming is a liberal conspiracy started by that lazy do nothing Manny Ramirez, and that joke Al Gore. Don't believe me? Then go on over to the Herald and read his rantings about Manny hating kids with cancer! Hey Fcuk face, you have no class, you have no balls and you look like the little whinny Pussie that you really are. Retract the story fcuk face and then apologize to the family who lost their son you A$$ wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Agreed, rep for TOm... I owe him 1, *I'm fresh out now. *See GayBrady Meme Generator thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Does Callahan wear his Woodhead or Welker jersey this weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Hey Mods, can you send the article to someone on the Jets, just to show what a low life newspaper/writer is saying? This has got to be said so all see what crap is up there and that there isn't even respect for a family and the memory of a kid that died, and that our Jet QB did the right thing. This is just not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon63 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I hate stat junkies. Here's my stats: As a rookie, he led his team to the AFCC game, in which he was leading at the half; He is 3-1 in the postseason; He has 5 fourth quarter comebacks this season alone. I'll take my chances with Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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