Megatron only practiced once this week

[JOJOTOWNSELL]

For some reason i foresee Brandon Marshal 2.0 this week.......Megatron will suit up but not be a factor in the game......Jets win by 10

[RutgersJetFan]

So you're tellin me there's a chance.

[JOJOTOWNSELL]

After returning to a "limited" practice on Friday, Calvin Johnson (ankle) is listed as questionable for Week 4 against the Jets.

The Lions' website calls Johnson's Friday return to the practice field "a good sign he’s trending toward playing on Sunday." Added Matthew Stafford, "It was good to see him moving around a little bit." Johnson appears likely to play against the Jets, but his availability can't be taken for granted because he barely practiced this week. Check back Sunday for official confirmation.

[Irish Jet]

170+ yards and a TD.

[JOJOTOWNSELL]

170+ yards and a TD.

I'm thinking more like decoy lol

[Irish Jet]

I'm thinking more like decoy lol

 

I was just thinking how if this was the injury report for the Jets the player would probably play one snap and tear every ligament in his ankle.

 

I'm normally accustomed to thinking the injuries we're reporting are potentially life threatening while the injuries of the opponent are all make believe and they're lulling us into a false sense of security. Then again, it is the f*cking Lions...

[Greenseed4]

Pig. Ripe.

[Larz]

lions are loaded.  this helps, but the jets will still have to score in the 30's to win

[pointman]

Calvin never practices. He has been sitting out of practices for years. He is gonna play and he is gonna torch us.

[JetsFanInDenver]

Good news: He only practiced once this week.

 

Bad news :  He usually lights up the second time he steps on the field.

[Jetscode1]

The Lions are managing his bumps and bruises...happens every year.

[Maxman]

170+ yards and a TD.

if the Jets can limit him to that they should win easily lol.

[Section 333]

if the Jets can limit him to that they should win easily lol.

Agree 1 TD? We will all sign for that.

[SayNoToDMC]

I'm assuming he's putting up 300 and a couple TDs but we'll hold Bell/Bush to 1.5 yards a carry which is basically a win

[nycdan]

Considering our cornerback situation, he probably figured he could skip practice, eat Krispy Kremes and still put up 200 yards and 2 TDs.

[neckdemon]

Considering our cornerback situation, he probably figured he could skip practice, eat Krispy Kremes and still put up 200 yards and 2 TDs.

 

 

eat krispy kremes?

 

he could skip practice, eat krispy kremes, smoke crack all week, get ****ed in the ass with a broom stick, shoot meth a few minutes before kick off, and play the whole game with anal beeds in his ass, and he'd still torch the jets for 100+ and 2 td's.

[Blackout]

170+ yards and a TD.

 

yep

 

 

 

Megatron is the best WR ever

[GREENBEAN]

I was just thinking how if this was the injury report for the Jets the player would probably play one snap and tear every ligament in his ankle.

 

I'm normally accustomed to thinking the injuries we're reporting are potentially life threatening while the injuries of the opponent are all make believe and they're lulling us into a false sense of security. Then again, it is the f*cking Lions...

I'm the same way man. Boy are we damaged goods at this point.

[rillo]

Saw him in the walkthroughs, guess he's playing. 

[JOJOTOWNSELL]

I got the decoy part right.....Jets blow

 

 

 

 

Coach Jim Caldwell confirmed Calvin Johnson (ankle) was essentially used as a decoy in Sunday's win over the Jets.

Johnson laughed when asked if he was even 90 percent. "They still had to account for him," Caldwell said after Megatron posted 2-12-0 on two targets. "We might not have done all of the things that we normally do with him. We just tried to make certain we stayed within the framework of what he could do physically." Johnson said his ankle has been improving all week and he expects more good progress ahead of Week 5. At least he didn't suffer a setback.