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[SickJetFan]

5 minutes ago, fullblast said:

A message from Kyle Brandt. ?‍♂️

 

tell me what i dont know

[T0mShane]

5 minutes ago, fullblast said:

A message from Kyle Brandt. ?‍♂️

 

This is amazing content lol. I want a segment where @Joe W. Namath eats a sack of sauerkraut while riding The Gravitron and rants about SOJF Syndrome while puking on himself over and over again at 1,500 RPMs

[RedBeardedSavage]

39 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Okay, because of the site and overall internet clamor, here's my Sunday morning coffee creamer selection.   All organic, not too sweet and the lightest touch of vanilla.   

 

 

40 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Look at this ******* hipster

I see your coffee credentials and I raise you...

Behold...

Ten years ago breakfast was a cigarette and a can of coke, now I'm a flaxmilk latte man that's off to hit the gym in 15 to get a tight 45 min lift session in before the Jet game.

It's unsweetened and fortified with 8 grams a protein... 

 

IMG_2689.HEIC

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, RedBeardedSavage said:

 

I see your coffee credentials and I raise you...

Behold...

Ten years ago breakfast was a cigarette and a can of coke, now I'm a flaxmilk latte man that's off to hit the gym in 15 to get a tight 45 min lift session in before the Jet game.

It's unsweetened and fortified with 8 grams a protein... 

 

IMG_2689.HEIC 1.47 MB · 0 downloads

I’ve noticed the contentment and healthfulness in your posts and I resent it to the fullest. ?

[T0mShane]

Mike LaDaboll. Giants are gritty.

[Asymmetrical]

Being excited about a game is a strange and terrifying sensation. This is the part where they traditionally get buried in an avalanche of stupidity and/or injuries but maybe this time will be different.

[More Cowbell]

Bring us some luck guys

 

[munchmemory]

4 minutes ago, RedBeardedSavage said:

 

I see your coffee credentials and I raise you...

Behold...

Ten years ago breakfast was a cigarette and a can of coke, now I'm a flaxmilk latte man that's off to hit the gym in 15 to get a tight 45 min lift session in before the Jet game.

It's unsweetened and fortified with 8 grams a protein... 

 

IMG_2689.HEIC 1.47 MB · 0 downloads

Nice work with getting off cigs and Coke.  Fantastic that you're working out before games, too. Kudos.   I walk for an hour+ at least four times/week with a Polar heart monitor to keep my heart rate at 70-80% of my max.  Keeps me fit.

As for the flax milk?  I've tried all types of alternatives to dairy.  None of them worked for me.   But I do use Trader Joe's Hemp Milk for cereal.

[oatmeal]

I’m drinking already 

I already cooked dinner so sue me iDC 

Lets get one thing clear 

iDC if we lose tonight 

BUT 

If we come out and get embarrassed and the QB looks lost I’m going to be bumping the fire JD thread until my fingers bleed

DONT GET EMBARRASSED NYJ

THT IS ALL  

 

[The Crusher]

4 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Nice work with getting off cigs and Coke.  Fantastic that you're working out before games, too. Kudos.   I walk for an hour+ at least four times/week with a Polar heart monitor to keep my heart rate at 70-80% of my max.  Keeps me fit.

As for the flax milk?  I've tried all types of alternatives to dairy.  None of them worked for me.   But I do use Trader Joe's Hemp Milk for cereal.

Holy hell it’s like I don’t even know you anymore. 

[oatmeal]

12 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Mike LaDaboll. Giants are gritty.

Daboll is really looking like the steal of the offseason 

 

[munchmemory]

For all us Samantha Ponder-philes:  Just tuned in and she's wearing a green jacket.  Is this a sign  for us today?

[oatmeal]

11 minutes ago, Asymmetrical said:

Being excited about a game is a strange and terrifying sensation. This is the part where they traditionally get buried in an avalanche of stupidity and/or injuries but maybe this time will be different.

Lmaooo 

Or we come out and look like a complete shell of the team from last week

if this thing is really not like the same ol Jets today will go a long way in proving that 

[The Crusher]

1 minute ago, munchmemory said:

For all us Samantha Ponder-philes:  Just tuned in and she's wearing a green jacket.  Is this a sign  for us today?

Ahhh, that’s better. Thank you 

[munchmemory]

1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Ahhh, that’s better. Thank you 

I wish as the guys on NFL Countdown were speaking, they'd keep the camera on Samantha.   Maybe a segment of her trying on different sweaters and slacks.

[The Crusher]

Just now, munchmemory said:

I wish as the guys on NFL Countdown were speaking, they'd keep the camera on Samantha.   Maybe a segment of her trying on different sweaters and slacks.

One of the highlights of our beach trip this year was my wife bought herself a few new beach dresses and she gave me a couple impromptu fashions shows. 

[oatmeal]

Any word  on if the speedy abuser down in MIA is playing today ? 

[HessStation]

Mark Sanchez ended up being really good

 

 

 

…as an NFL commentator.

[munchmemory]

Another quick word or two about NFL Countdown.  Surprisingly not about Sam Ponder.

Even though on principle I must dislike Teddy Bruschi (possibly Rex as well), the show has become my favorite pre-game.   Really like the overall analysis, especially by Hasselbeck and Randy.   It's not such a goofy presentation like most of the shows.  Or a morgue in waiting for the CBS and Fox crews.  

The one disturbing aspect of NFL Countdown however, is Rex' teeth.  HTF does one get them at that magnitude of brightness?   I started wearing sunglasses when he's on screen.  Very strange.  I might check the validity of his dentists' school credentials.

[T0mShane]

Daniel Jones is the toughest human I’ve ever seen. 

[T0mShane]

Just now, munchmemory said:

The one disturbing aspect of NFL Countdown however, is Rex' teeth.  HTF does one get them at that magnitude of brightness?   I started wearing sunglasses when he's on screen.  Very strange.  I might check the validity of his dentists'

Cocaine is an excellent whitening agent. 

[JiFtheOracle]

1 hour ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

So, in a sense, you got a diploma in making a Paloma.

Decided to grab a bite and hit the bar for the game, couldn’t decide between another Bloody or Paloma, so…

 

[T0mShane]

Yuge

[T0mShane]

5 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Yuge

Terron Armstead a go, though.

 

[T0mShane]

11 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

Decided to grab a bite and hit the bar for the game, couldn’t decide between another Bloody or Paloma, so…

 

If you disappear, we’re looking for this guy first:

 

[munchmemory]

3 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

If you disappear, we’re looking for this guy first:

 

Is that Favre?

[SuicidalSince98]

1 minute ago, munchmemory said:

Is that Favre?

Bruce arians 

[munchmemory]

Where is Daniel Jones on the Most Punchable Face in the NFL scale?  I'm going tie for top spot with Darnold.

[T0mShane]

3 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Is that Favre?

Looks like a January 6th fugitive taking advantage of Jacksonville’s status as a lawless sovereign territory.

[BigRy56]

Best vibes in the crowd in a long time. This is going to be a fun one

[munchmemory]

39 minutes ago, oatmeal said:

Daboll is really looking like the steal of the offseason 

 

And winner of the NFL's 2022 Mr. Rotund Award.

[Hex]

5 minutes ago, SuicidalSince98 said:

Bruce arians 

[ZachEY]

4 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Looks like a January 6th fugitive taking advantage of Jacksonville’s status as a lawless sovereign territory.

Who is also the Orange County choppers guy?

 

[undertow]

Daniel Jones has a cut on his hand please stop showing replays and send him to the hospital ASAP

[munchmemory]

2 minutes ago, Hex said:

Another suspect to add.  Oh wait, he's in London.  We think.