stormshadow19 Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 I used to listen to Nysnc and the Backstreet Boys like 6 years ago. And still do... admit it! 1) I get annoyed at reading all of gg's non-football dribble. 2) Refer to #1. 3) Refer to #1. That's neither secret or a confession... we ALL knew that yo. I watch wrestling... still a connection to my youth. Though, halfway through the show, I turn my back on it and mute it. Hulk Hogan is still freakin awesome. I watch Smallville. I'm a Superman geek. I also collect comics, after taking a ten year or so break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Is the Red Ryder pump-action, and if so, how many pumps did you use? Under three is acceptable. Over three is just sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 1) When I was 15 this girl was sitting on my lap during a party and I started to tickle her sides. She told me to stop tickling her because she didn't like people touching her "fat" (although there wasn't much). I replied "Why it's enough fat for me to grab while I'm f*cking you." Needless to say she stood up very quickly and I had about 6 of my buddies on the floor laughing their asses off. 2) I watched "Bend it like Beckham" close to 30 times when it was repeatedly on HBO a few months ago. 3) I cried when I was 8 when Macauley Culken died in "My Girl." The first and last time I ever cried during a movie. Although I come close everytime I watch Top Gun and Goose dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 That's neither secret or a confession... we ALL knew that yo. really SS19? i didn't know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 I own a hairless cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 really SS19? i didn't know that? I rather enjoy your non-football dribble, gg. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 I own a hairless cat I used to have a two-legged chihuahua. She was front wheel drive. She used to run around in circles and rake the yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 I rather enjoy your non-football dribble, gg. :wink: uhhhhh thank you Tom, i think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 really SS19? i didn't know that? Everyone knows Tx has a crush on GG there, and he can only express his crush by lashing out at her. Besides all that, GG, you talk enough football. And, as far as I'm concerned, you can post anywhere you want. Especially right after Tx. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Everyone knows Tx has a crush on GG there, and he can only express his crush by lashing out at her. Besides all that, GG, you talk enough football. And, as far as I'm concerned, you can post anywhere you want. Especially right after Tx. :wink: Thanks SS19 i appreciate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Can we get back to confessions please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I'll give it shot.... 1. I am a deprived Texan, as I have no sister. 2. I meet the requirements to about 75% of the Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck jokes", but I do not find humor in his act. 3. Not everything is bigger in Texas. 4. I have had relations with some females (I think they were females) that I wouldn't tell my uncle Joe Dan's sheep about. I mean they were baaaaaahd! 5. I have offered to trade satan my right testicle (it's a little smaller) for a Jets Super Bowl win. We all know God would never let that happen again, so who else could I turn to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Thanks SS19 i appreciate it Well, y'know... it's what I'm here for :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I used to have a two-legged chihuahua. She was front wheel drive. She used to run around in circles and rake the yard. I am not joking. His name is Cosmo, and he is a grey sphyx cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I am not joking. His name is Cosmo, and he is a grey sphyx cat. I've seen those cats. They look like someone skinned them alive. Evil looking creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I've seen those cats. They look like someone skinned them alive. Evil looking creatures. Yeah, we almost named him ET lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I am not joking. His name is Cosmo, and he is a grey sphyx cat. I'm not joking either. Her name was Jinx and she's been dead for ten years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 HERE WE GO. JETNATION THERAPY. )I too am a huge Wizard of Oz fan. I know the music and dialogue by heart. Sometimes I'll hum the wizard of oz songs at work like "We're off to see the wizard, The wonderful wizard of oz, If ever a wiz that was, the wizard of oz is one because, because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things he does" 2)I once went to the bathroom in a diner at Penn State. I didn't realize that they had no toilet paper until I was already on the bowl and had completed duty #2.... So I had to take off my white undershirt and I used that instead. But it wasn't enough to finish the job so to speak, So I had to take off my socks and use them to finish the job. It was a nasty experience.lol What made it worse was some jerk kept banging on the door. I was like ,"HOLD ON PLEASE" 3) When I was a kid. I used to eat my bubble gum. For some reason, I couldn't resist. Did this until I was 10. Idiot! 4) I am a secret George Michael fan. I love all his songs and I feel like dancing whenever I hear his music. Must be some secret signal in his music that makes me want to do that. Some type of subliminal gaydar waves:lol: 5) I am a big "gangsta" rap fan. Loved NWA. 6) I've always had a thing for Asian Women. Can't explain why. I've had 7 different asian girlfriends. Parents are not happy with this and they are very old fashioned. I've been called every name in the book by family and friends because I have dated and been involved with asian women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 3. Not everything is bigger in Texas. Don't worry buddy, I'm in the same boat....if that helps at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Don't worry buddy, I'm in the same boat....if that helps at all. Not at all, but thanks for trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I listen to Whiteny Houston extensively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 HERE WE GO. JETNATION THERAPY. )I too am a huge Wizard of Oz fan. I know the music and dialogue by heart. Sometimes I'll hum the wizard of oz songs at work like "We're off to see the wizard, The wonderful wizard of oz, If ever a wiz that was, the wizard of oz is one because, because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things he does" 2)I once went to the bathroom in a diner at Penn State. I didn't realize that they had no toilet paper until I was already on the bowl and had completed duty #2.... So I had to take off my white undershirt and I used that instead. But it wasn't enough to finish the job so to speak, So I had to take off my socks and use them to finish the job. It was a nasty experience.lol What made it worse was some jerk kept banging on the door. I was like ,"HOLD ON PLEASE" 3) When I was a kid. I used to eat my bubble gum. For some reason, I couldn't resist. Did this until I was 10. Idiot! 4) I am a secret George Michael fan. I love all his songs and I feel like dancing whenever I hear his music. Must be some secret signal in his music that makes me want to do that. Some type of subliminal gaydar waves:lol: 5) I am a big "gangsta" rap fan. Loved NWA. 6) I've always had a thing for Asian Women. Can't explain why. I've had 7 different asian girlfriends. Parents are not happy with this and they are very old fashioned. I've been called every name in the book by family and friends because I have dated and been involved with asian women. Showtunes?? Swallowing?? George Micheal?? Well written,thought out posts??? You might be Gay YJF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 2)I once went to the bathroom in a diner at Penn State. I didn't realize that they had no toilet paper until I was already on the bowl and had completed duty #2.... So I had to take off my white undershirt and I used that instead. But it wasn't enough to finish the job so to speak, So I had to take off my socks and use them to finish the job. It was a nasty experience.lol What made it worse was some jerk kept banging on the door. I was like ,"HOLD ON PLEASE" Uh I don't know whether or to laugh or be scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 My favorite group is....... Helen Reddy. d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smizzy Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 *Every since i had my 1st son,Ive become an emotional little bitch. I cry all the time. *Im never satisfied. * Anytime i met a female 2 things cross my mind...Yes or no. *I have a thing for older women. Bonnie Hunt & Patricia Heaton are tops on my MILF list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Uh I don't know whether or to laugh or be scared. What would you have done in the same situation. I think, I was rather resourceful considering the circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 What would you have done in the same situation. I think, I was rather resourceful considering the circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 What would you have done in the same situation. I think, I was rather resourceful considering the circumstances. I've had that happen before. I waddled into the next stall with my pants around my ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 In highschool i had a party,that turned into a sleep over(3 girls and my best friend)because of a snow storm and it turned into a orgy. A couple hukah's later We were taking turns holding my headboard so it would wake my mom. didn't work. My mother was banging on the walls and she yelled out " is this the kind of girls you bring home?" YES mom...yes it is and i got my nasty freak on like a porn star and it was one of the best nights of my life. YAHTZEEE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Showtunes?? Swallowing?? George Micheal?? Well written,thought out posts??? You might be Gay YJF. I pray that you are wrong. Now that there's anything wrong with being gay. But the gangsta music and asian women. What's the connection.Do gay people love that too? One second, I'm signing show tunes, The next, I'm asking for a 187 on an undercover cop. Guess I am a very conflicted and confused young man. I'll listen to John Lennon's imagine song and then bob my head to NWA's "F Tha Police" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Asian chicks are hot but Id never deprive myself & stick to just 1 race. That's silly. Far too many hot chicks out ther who can get a piece of....Wait im mariied....like i was saying ,Im a 1 women man and i don't even think about sex unless my wife is involved . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetgreen13 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 The Wizard of Oz and The Sound of Music are two of my all-time favorite movies If I'm home and either film is on TV, I'm watching it hey ham,where's this one on your alltime list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Bro...we both need therapy. This homo thing has crossed a threshold and is feeling very real. I was jamming to that song the other day. And BTW you got the lyrics wrong. It is: since you've been gone. I am gayer than you. Okay, what is it about that song because I'm freaking hooked on it too. I hate all the other ones though. Maybe it's because I just recently found out that she's hot as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireJet38 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 1)My toilet here at school broke, I sh*t in a bag for a week. 2)Bitoniti- last year I sold a 120 dollar art book 2 weeks into the semester for $15....drugs. 3)Streaked my whole block at school on halloween 4X, equivalent to 3/4 a mile. 4) Just took 10 shots of rum before my intramural indoor soccer game, 21 at midnight, scored 3 goals, got in 1 fight. We won 8-7. I kid u not. 5) I love Stevie Wonder, especially, "Living for the City." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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