gg Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 i own all the partridge family albums, the carpenters, captain and tenille, barry manilow... and have the defrancos family 45... and a ton of england dan and john ford coley 45's i am afraid of heights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I feel guilty when I buy another vacation home or car for a relative,, should I be giving to charity instead? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Lets see: 1. I love The Phantom Of The Opera (okay, okay, I know you all know that already) 2. One of the reasons I drink is just because that's what everyone else is doing in this small POS town. I will not be drinking as soon as I move in July and get away from pretty much everyone here. I hate the taste of Budweider, Coors Light, Heinken, Bud Light, etc. Yet I drink it because there is nothing better to do here. 3. My first two football jerseys were a #7 Boomer Esiason and a #10 Kordell Stewart 4. I've stolen tons of crap from my job at ShopRite, including cash and I've dished out free crap to all of my friends that come and visit. 5. I listented to Nsync, LFO, Brittney Spears and The Backstreet Boys when I was a little kid. (Keep in mind I'm only 18 come June) 6. I failed my drivers test 3 times before I passed because I couldn't parrell park. 7. I've never seen an episode of some of America's favorite shows like "The Sopranos", "Friends", "The OC" and "ER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 when i was 7 my brother was taunting me ..so i bit myself on the arm hard enough to show teeth marks and then went crying to my parents... my brother tried to tell them that i bit myself...and that made them even madder...LOL... he got soooooo punished... i did finally fess up...20 years later gg may be my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I've never seen any of The Godfather movies. And I love movies! I've just never really gotten around to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I've never seen any of The Godfather movies. And I love movies! I've just never really gotten around to it. Wow I forgot to mention that. Same with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Lets see: 1. I love The Phantom Of The Opera (okay, okay, I know you all know that already) 2. One of the reasons I drink is just because that's what everyone else is doing in this small POS town. I will not be drinking as soon as I move in July and get away from pretty much everyone here. I hate the taste of Budweider, Coors Light, Heinken, Bud Light, etc. Yet I drink it because there is nothing better to do here. 3. My first two football jerseys were a #7 Boomer Esiason and a #10 Kordell Stewart 4. I've stolen tons of crap from my job at ShopRite, including cash and I've dished out free crap to all of my friends that come and visit. 5. I listented to Nsync, LFO, Brittney Spears and The Backstreet Boys when I was a little kid. (Keep in mind I'm only 18 come June) 6. I failed my drivers test 3 times before I passed because I couldn't parrell park. 7. I've never seen an episode of some of America's favorite shows like "The Sopranos", "Friends", "The OC" and "ER" wow, you really are gay.......i thought ALK was just joking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Here's one Went to of all places, Woonsocket (sp) RI for a roadtrip with some friends. Got hammered, pulled off the road to take a leak....while pissing in the bushes I feel a tap on the shoulder....The COPS Arrested for indecent exposure....but the funny part is that the night I spent in the joint....I was so friggin' pissed (and drunk) I tood a dumper in the middle of the cell Got off with a warning Second one Visited a friend at Towson.....night out drinking....got back to his place.......pissed in the roomates hamper....the roomate was awake DId some laundry that next day We should start calling you Najeh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 i own all the partridge family albums, the carpenters, captain and tenille, barry manilow... and have the defrancos family 45... and a ton of england dan and john ford coley 45's i am afraid of heights. The heights thing can be treated. Sorry, but the other stuff can't be. Hey TX, gimme a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 The heights thing can be treated. Sorry, but the other stuff can't be. Hey TX, gimme a potw nom.....van doug thats hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 124, here's hoping you keep to your word & do stop drinking when you leave town, as opposed to finding another reason to drink & make an excuse by blaming the enviroment. and stop stealing stuff & giving friends stuff. you will regret it the rest of your life. trust me I still have licence plate nightmares which involve an angry jetman & a pt cruiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 124, here's hoping you keep to your word & do stop drinking when you leave town, as opposed to finding another reason to drink & make an excuse by blaming the enviroment. and stop stealing stuff & giving friends stuff. you will regret it the rest of your life. trust me I still have licence plate nightmares which involve an angry jetman & a pt cruiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Ok here is mine. I used to like Menudo when I was a kid and I once went to a Spice Girls concert( I took my niece!)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 OK, here is mine,,, I am SouthernJet and I used to post at JI and TGG....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 OK, here is mine,,, I am SouthernJet and I used to post at JI and TGG....... And JN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Confessions? Ok. Why not. Cheaper than therapy. --I am a massive softie at heart. I cry at movies (even movies that don't make weepy girls cry). --I have a massive soft spot in my heart for Cats. I love them. I tear up and feel bad all day when I see one thats been run over (too common in NoVA). --I love Model Trains, and trains in general. --Not a day goes by that I don't kick myself for not taking my Baseball career more seriously. I had the body and talent to make it, and I failed because I was a lazy unmotivated bitch. --Not a day goes by that I don't kick myself not playing football till my Senior Year in HS. I didn't play because I had just moved, I was shy, socially awkward, and pretty much a big social pussy. I was scared, and I hate myself for that to this day. Whats worse, I'm still shy, socially awkward and a big social pussy. --I am a big man, 6'5", 420. I'm lazy, and unmotivated still. And I hate it. --I have less self-confidence than any other person I know. --My Father killed himself. I've though about it too. --I don't really like myself very much. And it shows. But hey, at least I got a Jets Super Bowl to look forward to. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 And JN. I deserve that,, I certainly served up quite a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Confessions? Ok. Why not. Cheaper than therapy. --I am a massive softie at heart. I cry at movies (even movies that don't make weepy girls cry). --I have a massive soft spot in my heart for Cats. I love them. I tear up and feel bad all day when I see one thats been run over (too common in NoVA). --I love Model Trains, and trains in general. --Not a day goes by that I don't kick myself for not taking my Baseball career more seriously. I had the body and talent to make it, and I failed because I was a lazy unmotivated bitch. --Not a day goes by that I don't kick myself not playing football till my Senior Year in HS. I didn't play because I had just moved, I was shy, socially awkward, and pretty much a big social pussy. I was scared, and I hate myself for that to this day. Whats worse, I'm still shy, socially awkward and a big social pussy. --I am a big man, 6'5", 420. I'm lazy, and unmotivated still. And I hate it. --I have less self-confidence than any other person I know. --My Father killed himself. I've though about it too. --I don't really like myself very much. And it shows. But hey, at least I got a Jets Super Bowl to look forward to. Right? Ok I am replying to your post assuming that you were sincere and this was NOT a joke! First of all Warfish there is nothing wrong with being a softie and getting emotional about movies. Honestly, I think that is a very sweet character trait. There is also nothing wrong with not being a social person. Not everyone likes to be in the lime light. The thing that bothers me is that you say you do not like yourself and have thought about killing yourself. It sounds like you have had alot to deal with in your past but you know what, it is the past and you can do anything you want with the future!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Ok I am replying to your post assuming that you were sincere and this was NOT a joke! First of all Warfish there is nothing wrong with being a softie and getting emotional about movies. Honestly, I think that is a very sweet character trait. There is also nothing wrong with not being a social person. Not everyone likes to be in the lime light. The thing that bothers me is that you say you do not like yourself and have thought about killing yourself. It sounds like you have had alot to deal with in your past but you know what, it is the past and you can do anything you want with the future!!!!! Yes, it was all sincere. Uncomfotably so for this medium, frankly. But I am no risk of suicide, so no worries. Didn't intend to imply that I was. I have thought of it from time to time in my life, and chosen not to. Simple as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Yes, it was all sincere. Uncomfotably so for this medium, frankly. But I am no risk of suicide, so no worries. Didn't intend to imply that I was. I have thought of it from time to time in my life, and chosen not to. Simple as that. I am glad to hear that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Ok here is mine. I used to like Menudo when I was a kid and I once went to a Spice Girls concert( I took my niece!)! I went to a Dixie Chicks concert with the missus and enjoyed it, pre-stupid politics. I have never seen that many good-looking women at a concert except Guns N Roses, though the dress at DC was a little more demure than at G N R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I turned the T.V. off an went to bed right be for Vinny and the jets came back Against Miami in the best come back of all time.Woke up the morning and heard it on the radio on the way to work and almost had a STROKE in traffic and almost caused a three car pill up....... the moral of this story is NEVER GIVE UP ON THE JETS BABY..........NEVER!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winB4eyeDIE Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I turned the T.V. off an went to bed right be for Vinny and the jets came back Against Miami in the best come back of all time.Woke up the morning and heard it on the radio on the way to work and almost had a STROKE in traffic and almost caused a three car pill up....... the moral of this story is NEVER GIVE UP ON THE JETS BABY..........NEVER!!!!!!!!! I was there that night and said, "you know what? F these guys! If they're not gonna show any heart and play, I'm F'n leaving. I got work in the morning and don't need to watch this garbage!" I then left a little after half time. Listening to it on the radio, I raced to drop my friend off and get home to see them win. Couldn't believe my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I don't have to confess to anything, I'm perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I once had sex with two midgets. It's like trying to make love to two pillows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I once had sex with two midgets. It's like trying to make love to two pillows. When I'm having sex with midgets, I'm afraid that I'm going to break them in two. Literally. Then I remember that I'm hung like a raisin, and I relax and enjoy the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I confess my love for a Garb 8) Oh my goodness, those two egos in one bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I'm pretty sure I had to have Max delete a post out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Only when she wears that peppermint body oil. <boing> YJF, I can't get the image out of my mind of you with **** on your hands singing "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" in between screaming at Herm haters in the street. Awesome, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 When I'm having sex with midgets, I'm afraid that I'm going to break them in two. Literally. Then I remember that I'm hung like a raisin, and I relax and enjoy the ride. That's sickening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 That's sickening Depends on how you feel about Raisins,No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Yes, it was all sincere. Uncomfortably so for this medium, frankly. But I am no risk of suicide, so no worries. Didn't intend to imply that I was. I have thought of it from time to time in my life, and chosen not to. Simple as that. I know you posted that in May but: Everbody has regrets and wishes that they had done something different in life. Thats why hindsight is 20/20. I've read some of your stuff here and at JI and can tell youre very intelligent. Therefore, you'll understand this: Dont dwell on the past. That type of thinking is a vicious circle that will only ruin tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Kudos Warfish for that courageous post, I can relate to some of what you said. (except for the cat thing) For me.. I am deathly afraid of horses, we used to have a couple on the farm when I was little and they were evil buggars. I still dont trust, or go near a horse to this day. I am also addicted to circus peanuts. (candy ones) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I know you posted that in May but: Everbody has regrets and wishes that they had done something different in life. Thats why hindsight is 20/20. I've read some of your stuff here and at JI and can tell youre very intelligent. Therefore, you'll understand this: Dont dwell on the past. That type of thinking is a vicious circle that will only ruin tomorrow. Ah, the always fun Necro-thread. Raised from the Dead to warm our hearts once again, lawl. I completely agree, dwelling on the past rarely comes out to a good end. But oft times it is so hard not to. Thank god for winning Sundays to take me away to Super Bowl Dreamland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I will begin: 3) I have stolen things that I wanted from the homes of my friends. Artwork, umbrellas, cologne. To them, I say 'come get it back, bitch!" Is that where my tampons went after you were here? You should have just asked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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