Green DNA Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I'm off to India on Sunday, what a nightmare. If I joined the biggest loser competition, I'd kick everybody's ass because I could drop 100 lbs next week easily. Even though I've had shots for polio and hepatitis and have pills for malaria and typhoid, things could get ugly. If I had one message for the people of JetNation it would be "Don't take solid bowel movements for granted" PS: If something goes horribly wrong, don't let Alk make a mockery of the R.I.P. Green DNA thread . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Good luck on your trip DNA- India is a four letter word" in my company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Good luck on your trip DNA- India is a four letter word" in my company. You got some real good spellers in your company faba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Tell the people at Dell Tech Support to pick up the damn phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 You got some real good spellers in your company faba. BY 4 letter word it means sh-t list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 BY 4 letter word it means sh-t list Well like I said faba...$**** list is eight letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Start taking anti-biotics before you leave....the real strong **** this way when you get there, you are safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 good luck with your trip dna!!! I for one will miss ya if you do not come back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 good luck with your trip dna!!! I for one will miss ya if you do not come back! Thanks JFBM, I appreciate the sentiment. My concern is that even if I do make it back, I'll never be the same. I could be a broken man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 So, the "D" in DNA stands for diarrhea? Listen, if you dont make it back, can I have your Namath jersey? (Have a safe trip. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 So, the "D" in DNA stands for diarrhea? Before anyone beats me to it, I will nominate this for POTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I'm off to India on Sunday, what a nightmare. If I joined the biggest loser competition, I'd kick everybody's ass because I could drop 100 lbs next week easily. Even though I've had shots for polio and hepatitis and have pills for malaria and typhoid, things could get ugly. If I had one message for the people of JetNation it would be "Don't take solid bowel movements for granted" PS: If something goes horribly wrong, don't let Alk make a mockery of the R.I.P. Green DNA thread . I got your back buddy:) :) I will personally oversee the rip dna thread:) :) I wish you no ill will but i've already got some great stuff lined up. Alk check your pm box re the trip: the upside is you won't have to pack the bag with the 3 holes cut out you usually take on road trips, they're heads are already covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurredorunfocused Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I`d start doing weights and Tae-Kwon-do, some big bastard tigers and snakes over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I`d start doing weights and Tae-Kwon-do, some big bastard tigers and snakes over there. my friend bill who was like a black belt in Tae-Kwon -do, was in a cage match with a tiger a while back rip bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurredorunfocused Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Poor Bill, was it a close contest? Another thing, if there are any tidy looking girls you want to impress, simply go up to one of those snake charmer dudes, grab hold of his cobra and thrust your john thomas down its throat, the charmers rip there teeth out beforehand and everyone will think your hard as nails when you tell em you got a hickey of a King Cobra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Before anyone beats me to it, I will nominate this for POTW Thanks, but we dont want that soft puppy crap all over the potw thread. Unless Verde wants to clean it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 You got some real good spellers in your company faba. As good as the English Talkers at yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 Poor Bill, was it a close contest? Another thing, if there are any tidy looking girls you want to impress, simply go up to one of those snake charmer dudes, grab hold of his cobra and thrust your john thomas down its throat, the charmers rip there teeth out beforehand and everyone will think your hard as nails when you tell em you got a hickey of a King Cobra. If I want to impress any girls by grabbing a snake, I'll just unzip my pants and flash the King of all King Cobra's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akhilesh Babaganoush Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Tell the people at Dell Tech Support to pick up the damn phone! You are a stupid American. We are on the phones 24 hours a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 You are a stupid American. We are on the phones 24 hours a day. Wanna hook up for a couple of brews and troll for some local talent next week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 You are a stupid American. We are on the phones 24 hours a day. I saw the piece about you on Dateline. Apparently, you're not just on the phones 24/7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 DNA if you manage to get any, make sure to triple bag that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 DNA if you manage to get any, make sure to triple bag that thing. That's kinda tough to do when you are wearing 3 pairs of Depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 As good as the English Talkers at yours? Ain't nuthin wrong with our englush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 If you're going to Bombay, it is absolutely awesome. It's everything outside of Bombay that sucks. I'm just sayin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 That's kinda tough to do when you are wearing 3 pairs of Depends. 3 questions: how long ya gone for? why are you choosing to wear that 3rd pair of depends? can you ask the mrs if she wants me to pick junior up after little league practice on the... wait nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I'm sorry Dude. I've dodged that bullet a couple times and now think I can probably get out of ever stepping foot there. If you can snag some R&R - many spots in Thailand, Malaysia, and all of Singapore is very cool. Also, if you can fly Singapore Airlines - do it. It's in a class by itself. Don't do anything I woul..... nah. Just be careful and don't eat much until you get out of there. Have a safe trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 If you're going to Bombay, it is absolutely awesome. It's everything outside of Bombay that sucks. I'm just sayin'... Like Delhi Belly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 Thanks for the good wishes everyone. Just know that I will be one skinny ass effer when I return. I am going to Bangalore and it will be hit and run, arriving late Monday and leaving late Thursday. No time for R&R, I have a horrible feeling that I will be back there in the future anyway so maybe then. I am also thinking of sacrificing some clothes in the suitcase for about 50 Milky Ways. By the last day I will probably be so hungry that I would eat Limo. Just kidding. BTW, Delhi Belly is Indian for Hershey Squirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Like Delhi Belly? EXACTLY like Delhi Belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Thanks, but we dont want that soft puppy crap all over the potw thread. Unless Verde wants to clean it up. It was vomit, for your information. But we digress.. Green DNA... be safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Ganesha is my Idol. Hehe. EDIT: Holy Cr*p, how could I forget?! Safe travels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Tell the people at Dell Tech Support to pick up the damn phone! I'd be happy if you could tell that to the people at Var Tech as well. If you can find which rock they crawled under in downtown Bombay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Hey Green DNA can you bring me back one of those cool red * dots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 9, 2007 Author Share Posted March 9, 2007 Hey Green DNA can you bring me back one of those cool red * dots? If I can buy them in bulk, I'll bring one for everybody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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