GreenBeans Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Welcome to this week's big show ladies and gents, we have lots of good, clean fun for you this fine Thursday morning. I'd like to address a few comments that I found along the way this week directly. Comment #1: "I think Greenbeans is behind all the POTW nominations. He is getting these guys to nominate everything and then is going to ask for a raise." - Max This is completely false - I get paid plenty for POTW and a few other things around here at JN. I mean can one really put a value on the happiness that SouthernJet, johnny green balls, and Assmop get from JN? What dollar ammount does ecurb's glee receive? How can one not take great pleasure in getting, on a weekly basis, positive rep from TheTuna for posting everyone else's great posts? I'd do this for free - oh, wait - I DO this for free???? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxx! Comment #2 "So Greenbeans theory is proven! Mention Kinko's and get yourself a potw nom." - Panzer Division Marduk Panzer is obviously a very, very wise man with a fine memory and a gift of graphics. Great taste in cars, too. Thank you, PDM, for remembering that this legume was the one who called that Kinko's is the key to a POTW NOM. Enough of my drivel for now, on to the good stuff... ----- Originally Posted by Bob I think I gave BoomBooom negative rep, once. Other than that, it's all been positive. I don't spread it around like Sharon Shenocca spreads for Mumbles, but I give rep once in a while. (Editor's note: Good to know that Bob is doesn't fall for guys in torn-up hoodies...) ----- Originally Posted by Kidhuman The Mets are 24 World Series Titles away from being the best in NYC. Originally Posted by Scott Dierking Not arguing the point of which team is better right now, but how does 1927 play into how good any team is now? This why some Yankee fans are just scoffed and mocked. (Editor's note: If you don't know where you've been, you don't know where you're going. Pride. Power. Pinstripes.) ----- Originally Posted by G.O.B. very Cool Here's how I roll for music Originally Posted by Bill Parcells Mine is better (Editor's note: Wow, I used to lo...CLICK..ve listening to the music...CLICK...on my parents old 8 track.) ----- Originally Posted by SouthernJet ha,, I meant that towards people who dont have a little army with them like you. I have been there , done that. Now that I am empty nester it has an effect. I just dont have the tolerance anymore for the litlle buggers. Originally Posted by Bill Parcells SJ is on the right with a youngster from North Carolina,he's a modern day Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace. (Editor's note: Hey SJ, you wanna baby sit for us this weekend? The lil' Beans can get there Saturday morning and we'll come on by and get them around 4pm on Sunday. Cool with you?) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 hi my name is ecurb and I am a posting whore... I also was banned in a matter of minutes just for signing up at JI... f*ckers Originally Posted by SouthernJet It wasnt you, it was your IP address. You were hotspotting at the local Denny's. JI has a exclusivity contract with IHOP. (Editor's note: So we have "Moons Over My Hammy" to blame for ecurb? ) ----- Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by Husker's Cat Originally Posted by Max Thanks for doing this Beans. That is a lot of work gathering all these POTWs. Thanks also for the win. Now everyone will remember that I said the Jets are going to win the Super Bowl and they will taunt me with it forever. Originally Posted by greengal like we really need new material to taunt you with. we have enough to last at least two lifetime Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk Hah! We taunt you, feeble so called Master of Web! Taunting those silly English ka-niggets was much harder work than mocking you, you poopy face flunky! (Editor's note: I love it - "you poopy face flunky!" is just AWESOME!) ----- Originally Posted by johnny green balls hi, welcome. you don't hate me yet but you will soon. also, site rules dictate that you respond "POTW" to every one of my posts. (Editor's note: Clever move, jgb - all of that schooling really paid off for your dad, I see.) ----- Originally Posted by MasonJet And Scott, Barton wants to let you know you're an annoying whiney dooshey with a complex problem. Originally Posted by Scott Dierking Thanks for the intelligent banter. Not only are you unable to process what I have written here, you have to pass indirect insults. What a big man you are. All things considered, I guess it is better to have a complex problem than a simple problem. Think about it. (The post nomination quote: "Bill, you know the truth as well as anyone-I am an A-hole. And there is nothing worse than an A-hoe who thinks he is cool. Truth be known." - Scott Dierking) (Editor's note: This is why Scotty D is one of my favorite posters around these parts - sharp wit, intelligent humor, and the ability to call'em like he see's em - even when he is'em.) ----- Originally Posted by Garb Name: Luwanda Fav NFL Team: Patriots, the greatest NFL franchise of all time MLB: TBD NBA: Celtics NHL: Yuck - that sport still around? Favorite Movie: Shawshank, Bronx Tale, True Romance, Field of Dreams, The Notebook, On Her High Horse - a frickin' classic! Personal Notes: I look down on most Jets fans Originally Posted by SouthernJet Thats because JetNation men like it LazyBoy style (Editor's note: Sorry my dear SEXY friend Ms. Garbie, but this was funny...) ----- Originally Posted by SoFlaJets ahh screw it if that leftover porterhouse steak I grilled up outside yesterday is enough to tip me into an eternal fiery abyss, then I'm pretty sure I was going anyway-oh yea I'm also having broccoli rabe and a baked potato with that steak for lunch-see ya'll in hell mo-fers Originally Posted by NJ I'll be in the fornicators lounge SF - c'mon over after you get checked in. I'll try and line up a PA and some other equipment so we can jam. Any preferences in mic's, amp's? (Editor's note: Shure mics, Marshall amps, Gibson Flying V, and a Whole Lotta Rosie - SoFla will see you there. I get 10%, I'm his new "iAgent".) ----- Topic: 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Francis ordered to jail Originally Posted by G.O.B. Grab the cameras. It's time for "Prisioners Gone Wild" starring Joe Francis' Anus (Editor's note: Boy oh boy oh boy I'd hate to be Joe (or his anus) right about now...) ----- Originally Posted by johnny green balls doesn't matter what you say or how many trolls you rally to your cause. you spend hours a day on a jets messageboard despite being a pats fan. you have the burden of proving that anyone has less of a life than you based upon that fact alone. Originally Posted by Garb So spending hours a day on this board - especially the non-football lounge- is okay when your a Jets fan - got it, counselor. You got me. I have no life. It's lonely on this horse. (Editor's note: In another life You might have been a genius In another life You might have been a star In another life Your face might have been perfect In another life You'd drive a better car In another life All your jokes are funny In another life Your heart is free from fear In another life You make a lot of money In this other life Everything is clear In another life You're always the hero In another life You always win the game In another life No one ever cheats you In another life You never have to change In another life Your friends never desert you In another life You never have to cry In another life No one ever hurts you In this other life Your loved-ones never die But this is the life you have This is the life you have This is the life you have This is the life In another life You're always the victim In another life You're always the thief In another life You are always lonely In this other life There is no relief In your real life Treat it like it's special In your real life Try to be more kind In your real life Think of those that love you In this real life Try to be less blind A lyrical comment dedicated to my dear friend gg.) ----- Originally Posted by G.O.B. This was the view from my car tonight at about 830. Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk And the view 2 seconds later. (Editor's note: Couldn't happen, Spermie bought the 5.0.) ----- Originally Posted by Garb I'd like to attend next week. I'd like the topic to be: ALL THE NEW "RETAHDED" NEWBIES. 1) Should they go back from where they came? 2) Should there be an age minimum? 3) Should there be minimum IQ score? 4) Would banning them be a bad thing? 5) Can Max create a forum just for them? Originally Posted by johnny green balls the newest jet fan on here is still a hundred times better than the oldest, most crusty pats troll. Ok? (Editor's note: Jeeeeeeze kid, are you gonna dip her pigtails into the ink well, too?) ----- Originally Posted by madmike1 Thats right you're the same genius that tells me Beckett is a great pitcher based on the 2 games in the playoffs FOUR YEARS AGO (not his awful year last year or his mediocre career stats...) Originally Posted by Thor99 If Yankee fans can keep screaming '26!' all the time, then why can't we talk about a pitchers performance 4 years ago? History doesn't matter, unless it's the Yankees history. (Editor's note: Comparing apples to oranges out of your obvious Yankee envy will get you nowhere, Sir.) ----- Originally Posted by SoFlaJets I seem to recall a thread here once upon a time about brie supposedy tasting like man goob...it's a point of reference that I couldn't...let's just say I didn't post in the thread...read it...but... Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet Really? I will not affirm this to be true or not. But I will say that I love brie. (Editor's note: Is there any doubt after the last two weeks that TaborJet is one of the luckiest men on the face of the planet? MrsT is just awesome!) ----- Originally Posted by P2C Schott needs to find more plays for him. Watching the playoff game today (N.E.) he made some great plays. He made a spectacular catch that was ruled out. He made a great block during the Cotchery catch. I think he is a better 3rd option than most people think. He needs to be motivated, however, as he doesn't seem like he wants to play sometimes. Originally Posted by chadharmamoon do you ever read what u post (The Nomination: "POTW Nom! (for irony)" - P2C) (Editor's note: Why would he read it, he just typed it for crying out loud...) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Originally Posted by PFSIKH Does Kinkos pay you by the hour or post? (Editor's note: The Kinko's POTW NOM strikes again! Kinko's in POTW NOM gold.) ----- Originally Posted by Arsis ticks and tocks are annoying gimmicky ways to cover your ass when 80% of your predictions prove false. It also allows you to forgo any discussion as to why you feel this way. WHY do you feel the mets will do better? You think their rotation will hold up and their old guys won't slow down? tick.. tock instead of intelligent debate is annoying and useless. Originally Posted by Sharrow God forbid someone tries to bring any useless fun to the board. We can't have any of that. (Editor's note: Sharrow, didn't you hear? Max banned all fun after the Great Message Board Wars of 07. Better head underground before he has G.O.B. track you down. Don't bring donuts with you - just a hint - when you leave...) ----- Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet Don't be concerned if Max and Smizzy aren't around too much today, they are down in New Orleans for the 8th Annual Gay Easter Parade... Guys... check in and line up starts at 3PM... don't be late! Do the Nation proud!! (Editor's note: Nice hats, boys. Heading to "The Bird Cage" later are you???) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 ----- Originally Posted by Bob PDM teels me GOB is having the usual donuts. (Editor's note: This is like a Twofer Tuesday deal - a great Bob post with a great PDM graphic!) ----- Originally Posted by joebabyny one of my favorite rooms in all of the NYC museums is the design room at MOMA. Ahhh, maybe when I have the time. Originally Posted by SouthernJet how about a series of porn flicks where the guy is a guard at museum and he has sex with woman in different rooms based on his desire,,aka, Egyptian room and the girl is dressed as Cleopatra,, Medieval room, King Arthur and Guinivere,, Lewis and Clark and Sacagawea for a 3 way (Editor's note: A series from the frightening mind of SouthernJet, "The Happy Museum Guard" - cumming to a theatre near you in the fall of '07...) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy My dream job would be to work for NFL Films or in the Yankee organization Originally Posted by SouthernJet done. (Editor's note: Cool for you Smiz, SJ got you that job so quickly!) ----- Originally Posted by Max Hey Boozer Anthony Schlegel is doing a charity event at Last Licks on Long Island. I will forward you the info. Afterwards a bunch of us are going wild boar hunting if you are interested. (Editor's note: No rush though, Schlegel will be moving so slowly you should be able to catch up to him without much trouble...) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy Officially the weakest POTW NOM ever. (The Nomination: "not anymore, POTW nominee,," - SJ) (Editor's note: Would anyone be willing to buy SouthernJet and I tickets to a home game this year just so SJ could meet Smizzy in person? It would be well worth the cost of the tickets I think...) ----- Topic: Give me 5 reasons why Clemens should be the starter (Without saying Chads name) Originally Posted by Bob 1-3. It would stop 124's crying. 4. It would stop Smizzy's crying. 5. It would stop Barton's crying. That's pretty much it. (Editor's note: Classic BTJF right here - concise, on-point, and merciless) ----- Topic: Give me 5 reasons why Clemens should be the starter (Without saying Chads name) Originally Posted by Barton Neither one of you want to take a bet eh? Originally Posted by Jetfan13 ITS ILLEGAL TO TAKE A MINORS LUNCH MONEY (Editor's note: Hehehehe - I think that is what one would label PWNED.) ----- Originally Posted by Jetcane Garb, gg and verde in the chat room: from Mean Girls (Editor's note: That's awesome JC! The only complaint I'd have is that the originals are probably hotter than the actresses in the picture. Bring out the originals!!!) ----- Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards JetMoses = Howard Beale from Network: "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!!!" dib2-HBsF08 (Editor's note: - leave it to Spermie...) ----- Originally Posted by 124 Dude, we graduated last year and a lot our friends are seniors now, heck, at least I'm not like some of my boys who are 21 and 22 and coming with us, we're still 19. Originally Posted by Alk Really? You know how many high school parties I attended after graduation? Zero. This is just the beginning 124, you might want to read up on statutory rape. (Editor's note: Hey baby you're a sweet young thing, Still tied to Mommy's apron strings, I don't even dare to ask your age, It's enough to know you're here backstage, You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait, Jailbait baby come on) ----- Topic: Things are getting Gay in Hempstead with Randall's visit Originally Posted by ShadowJet35 If we get him, I wonder who has the balls to where his jersey.... Originally Posted by jetfuel Then all that is left is for the Jets to draft De'Cody Fagg, the WR from Florida State next year, and duos of friends all over New York can wear their jerseys together with pride. (Editor's note: Finally a homo joke - it took friggin' long enough. JN is just not the same as it used to be these days. By the way, would these jerseys come in the "rainbow" color scheme as well?) ----- Originally Posted by SouthernJet Garb as Lorena Bobbitt in the John Wayne Bobbitt Story (Editor's note: I bet she'd take that part in a heartbeat if SouthernJet was cast as John Wayne...) ----- Originally Posted by Bugg Imus is an old dope. But a few things- Epiphany Prince was tried but acquitted here in Brooklyn for assault in a school. The charge didn't stop Vivian Stringer from recruiting here. One of Vivian Stringer's nephews is a convicted murderer. Not that Imus made those points, but those are facts. As I've said before, the problem with big time college sports at many schools is students who are there to get an education pay the freight for athletes who pay nothing. And I write that as the cousin of an 18-year old girl who just last month got a college schoalrship to a large NY-area Division I school for basketball.Thank you, Title IX, sayeth my aunt and uncle. I've been told over and over, somehow a free college education is no big deal and how there's some great diverisity component derived from their mere presence. That's horsespit; You are either there to learn or you shouldn't be there. And if an NBA or NFL contract is the goal, stay eligible or seek some other way to get there. Spare me. I was paying loans for almost 20 years, and I'm now pouring cash into 529s for my kids. I'd note as other have you can find much worse on many rap albums about women, but nobody makes a big deal about that. Imus holds himself out as a comedian, while they hold themselves our as "real". Yet they aren't held to account. Further, for anyone in the black community to care about what an old white guy has to say about a few basketball players is a red herring. When the social pathologies in many black communties go unaddressed nor rectified-drugs, poverty, gun violence,fatherless children, abysmal educational progress-to get up in arms about this is pretty pathetic. FInally, the idea that Al Shaprton-convicted tax evader, slanderer, liar, a man vidotaped by the FBI discussing a drug deal with known mobsters, a man who once incited a nutball on 125th Street to shoot and burn down Freddys' Fashion mart by calling the Jewish owners "white interlopers" and "diamond merchants" ,a man who had to give back thousands to the Federal Election Committee when they realized he was using matching funds for vacations with his girlfriend, an all-around POS-could stand in judgment of anyone is ridiculous.If that's what we've come to, we're in bad shape. (Editor's note: ) ----- Originally Posted by SouthernJet well my 2 cents.. Its either accept racist and derogatory comment in the name of art (comedy, music etc) from everyone, i.e Imus, Chris Rock, rap, rock etc) or accept it from no one. You cant cherry pick a cuprit, ,and its not excusable to say well whites can make fun of whites and blacks can make fun of blacks,,we are all in the human race. So its tolerate the comedy of whites and blacks and the music of allraces or say 'enough is enough'. Whites cant say honkey or the N word and blacks cant say Honkey or the N word. Whats good for the goose is good for the gandor. (Editor's note: I'm not going to comment...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 ----- Originally Posted by joebabyny 124, here is a really simple way to explain it...... Prom night =+ or (or if you guys happen to be trailer trash) which when added to the fact that your date will be leaving for school and parting with her judgmental friends will lead to things like and or (the bad place) or or if you and your boy are pimp enough maybe even which will all make for great stories for a lifetime for you and your boys and make her feel like ANY QUESTIONS?? (Editor's note: Good lord this is an amazing use of the "smiley", isn't it? Nice work, joebee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 ----- Originally Posted by Thor99 Tell the truth. Who doesn't love my sausage? Originally Posted by Smizzy Not everybody likes Vienna Sausage. (Editor's note: So Smizzy, are you saying that Thor is old, shriveled and can fit into a small can in a vending machine?) ----- Originally Posted by madmike1 Wow talk about the friggin typo police... Originally Posted by AirForceJetFan LOL...I was so hoping you would claim a type-o. It's the wrong damn word. Immediate Intimidate In all seriousness I did think there was a possibility that intimidate impact was some type of measurable used in sabermetrics that took in to account a pitchers velocity x facial hair + height + weight. I was just making sure. (Editor's note: All I know is that A squared plus B squared is C squared - what is this other crap all about. Damn new math...) ----- Originally Posted by Arsis Imus is a douchebag... but how is what he said any more damaging to women of color than what a millions rappers say everyday? The bitch and ho lyrics did not peak in the early 90's they're still going very strong and show no signs of stopping. There are literally thousands of other things that these men could speak out this loudly for that would benefit the African-American and Hispanic communities that have nothing to do with old unfunny white dudes. Education, gangs, gun violence, glorification of deviant behaviors and the general criminal subculture that is prevalent in the minority communities. Where are there no marches for this? why is there no big stink made over this? An old white dude calls someone a ho and sharpton goes crazy but when a black person says worse about white people it is cool. There is no way that when a washed up moron like Kramer says something stupid it hurts the minority community more than gangs,gang violence and a lack of emphasis on education. It just pisses me off, I'm 21 years old and I grew up in the projects and half of my childhood friends are either dead or in jail because of the lack of structure and values that are the norm in these situations. A dude on the radio or a former tv star calls someone the N word and it's national news worthy of JJ and Sharpton's time, but something tragic happens due to gangs or drugs and these guys don't say ****. They only care what will get them headlines and money. (Editor's note: ) ----- Originally Posted by Brenjetsfan i love the sus...ageeeeeeeeeeeee Originally Posted by Green DNA Poor faba. So close, but yet so far!! Looks like an opportunity missed. (The Nomination: "....LMAO...potw baby. I like kieblasa myself.... ....Back to blond Bren?..." - Jets28) (Editor's note: I want to party with Bren and 28 - soon.) ----- Topic: Smizzy??? no longer a JET FAN?...ssssplane Originally Posted by Brenjetsfan Originally Posted by joewilly smizzy is the hairstylist standing to the left of sanjaya (Editor's note: Wait one second, I thought Smizzy worked on the ground crew for the Yankees? I'm so confused...) ----- Originally Posted by ARodKeyWestJetsFan You can see the Eagles helmet by her feet. She is hot though. Originally Posted by joewilly she's hot alright but definetly needs to trim her bush (Editor's note: Doesn't Bush play for New Orleans? Why would she trim him, is she a hair styliest? Please elaborate, I'm not understanding what you mean...) ----- And this week's winner: Topic: Why did you get banned at JI? Originally Posted by Bob I'm not banned there and I'm not looking to get banned. I just don't go there, much. Originally Posted by NJ What Bob said. It's sometimes good to go over and get some different spins on a hot topic. But having to weed through all the other BS and reside in a HSQ (high sphincter quotient) enviornment is far too painful. Long Live JetNation! Congratulations to NJ for his award winning and very enlightening post! I always thought that HSQ was on the banned substance list for MLB (or is that the main ingredient in the IHOP special pancakes?), so I'm glad to have found out what the real answer is. Nice work, NJ - wear the badge with pride this week: The Assist of the Week goes to Bob for setting up the POTW winner as well as his great posts that received nominations this week. Way to go BTJF! (ps - how's the weather up there in the mountains?) That's all I've got (and have time for) this week, kiddies. Hope you are all healthy, happy, and enjoying your lives to the fullest. Back to the Bean fields for this legume, y'all be cool. gb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Long overdue win for NJohn-congrats my brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Long overdue win for NJohn-congrats my brother WTF? Yesterday you were eating a Gay breakfast, and today you are telling Beans he over looked NJ in the past.. what are we gonna do with you? OK, you have to go to dinner for a week after 5 PM and lose the EarlyBird Special at the Del Boca Vista Diner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Way to go NJ! Sphincter quotient has now been added to my vocabulary. I'm gonna try it out at work today in some semi-important meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 (Editor's note: Jeeeeeeze kid, are you gonna dip her pigtails into the ink well, too?) good job as usual GB. note: i'm just a little sick of pats fans coming over here and bitching and moaning and throwing insults around-- what the hell is this world coming to! if we're too rude, too sexist, too whatever for you go back to pats land-- you chose to come here you ninny! this isn't your freaking board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 good job as usual GB. note: i'm just a little sick of pats fans coming over here and bitching and moaning and throwing insults around-- what the hell is this world coming to! if we're too rude, too sexist, too whatever for you go back to pats land-- you chose to come here you ninny! this isn't your freaking board! he has a point,,, when a Southerner gos to NYC they dont complain that thgrits are runny,,and whena Northerner goes to NC they dont complain that the pizza sucks... In both cases, they play by local rules... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 WTF? Yesterday you were eating a Gay breakfast, and today you are telling Beans he over looked NJ in the past.. what are we gonna do with you? OK, you have to go to dinner for a week after 5 PM and lose the EarlyBird Special at the Del Boca Vista Diner I'm an eat-at-home type guy...actually as I've gotten older I DO like eating early-kind of helps me not get too fat...my wife hardly eats at all and my just-turned-14 year old son eats no-friggin-stop.I swear that kid is growing taller every time I see him.He's in the living room playing Wii and the next time he comes into my room I swear he looks taller-at least he's growing upwards not outwards and getting fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My Title: "GreenBeans is too lazy to think of something crative this week" Edition of POTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Congrats, NJ and good job, Beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Long overdue win for NJohn-congrats my brother Fer sure. Congrats NJ, one of the best posters here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 My Title: "GreenBeans is too lazy to think of something crative this week" Edition of POTW. POTW NOM for CC - you hit the nail right on the head with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 POTW NOM for CC - you hit the nail right on the head with this one. I am still trying to find away to get my Tampax sponsored NASCAR idea posted somewhere in detail,,a guaranteed POTW nominee at a minimum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 I am still trying to find away to get my Tampax sponsored NASCAR idea posted somewhere in detail,,a guaranteed POTW nominee at a minimum would ensure a lot less oil leaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 ----- Originally Posted by joebabyny 124, here is a really simple way to explain it...... Prom night =+ or (or if you guys happen to be trailer trash) which when added to the fact that your date will be leaving for school and parting with her judgmental friends will lead to things like and or (the bad place) or or if you and your boy are pimp enough maybe even which will all make for great stories for a lifetime for you and your boys and make her feel like ANY QUESTIONS?? (Editor's note: Good lord this is an amazing use of the "smiley", isn't it? Nice work, joebee) obviously i will need to try harder next time, I am determined to have one of these smilee stories on the homepage of jn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 good job as usual GB. note: i'm just a little sick of pats fans coming over here and bitching and moaning and throwing insults around-- what the hell is this world coming to! if we're too rude, too sexist, too whatever for you go back to pats land-- you chose to come here you ninny! this isn't your freaking board! Lighten up, Francis. he has a point,,, when a Southerner gos to NYC they dont complain that thgrits are runny,,and whena Northerner goes to NC they dont complain that the pizza sucks... In both cases, they play by local rules... Um, I complain about both all of the time. Congrats, NJ and good job, Beans. Thanks Bob-O I am still trying to find away to get my Tampax sponsored NASCAR idea posted somewhere in detail,,a guaranteed POTW nominee at a minimum Find a way to get it in and we'll see what happens... obviously i will need to try harder next time, I am determined to have one of these smilee stories on the homepage of jn! I'm not sure the proprietor of this site would let me keep this on the front page for more than 25 seconds or so, joe-joe. Keep trying, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 plain and simple... gb rocks this place!! this has become..must read thursdays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 plain and simple... gb rocks this place!! this has become..must read thursdays! Personally, I think GB's comments after each nomination is the must read portion of this weekly ritual. You have quite the wit, Mr. Beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 GB gets his wit from his idol, Dr. Robert Jarvik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 plain and simple... gb rocks this place!! this has become..must read thursdays! Oh stop, you're making me blush gg. ::wub Personally, I think GB's comments after each nomination is the must read portion of this weekly ritual. You have quite the wit, Mr. Beans. Thank you for such a nice compliment, Garb - you're alright in my book. GB gets his wit from his idol, Dr. Robert Jarvik. Don't get me started on that fraud, heelz. Whne you coming to the Hill for lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Congrats NJ! Great job once again Beans! Your hard work is appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Thanks GB and everyone for their comments - I'll wear the badge with honor. I've not posted on many message boards because most times when you go to one of personal interest and read through a few threads - you decide you don't even want to read any more of the crap let alone post anything on it. JN is the best Jets site there is x 1,000,000 and I think anyone would have to search a long time to find a better group of people. It makes the 809 miles between me and my football team seem non-existent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Don't get me started on that fraud, heelz. Whne you coming to the Hill for lunch? I tell you what, I will come to Chapel Hill for lunch when you admit Dr. Jarvik is a great man!! Seriously, it will prob be late April or May before I can. I will let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Topic: Smizzy??? no longer a JET FAN?...ssssplane Originally Posted by Brenjetsfan Any thread that has my picture in it is A-OK in my book!! POTW NOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Lighten up, Francis. i'm with ya, don't care if they're here but sick of them going howling crazy over "offensive" remarks-- they should take your advice to lighten up. they are over here to cause trouble (why else would a pats fan post on a jets board) so it's a little ridiculous for them to complain about anything especially being offended. it's like hitting yourself on the head with a hammer and then complaining that the hammer is too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 i'm with ya, don't care if they're here but sick of them going howling crazy over "offensive" remarks-- they should take your advice to lighten up. they are over here to cause trouble (why else would a pats fan post on a jets board) so it's a little ridiculous for them to complain about anything especially being offended. it's like hitting yourself on the head with a hammer and then complaining that the hammer is too hard. I'm offended by this post. Hammer time! (JN breaks into a community dance - woohooo!! It's Friday and JGB still 'aint funny! Woohoo!!! Hammer time.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I'm offended by this post. Hammer time! (JN breaks into a community dance - woohooo!! It's Friday and JGB still 'aint funny! Woohoo!!! Hammer time.) shouldn't you be getting coffee for a 20-something year old lawyer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You have quite the wit, Mr. Beans. well, you're half right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 i'm with ya, don't care if they're here but sick of them going howling crazy over "offensive" remarks-- they should take your advice to lighten up. they are over here to cause trouble (why else would a pats fan post on a jets board) so it's a little ridiculous for them to complain about anything especially being offended. it's like hitting yourself on the head with a hammer and then complaining that the hammer is too hard. why else would a pats fan post here? garb & alk were here when I got here. garb has met many jetfans from this site & they have become friends. garb has stated many times she likes this site cause it's like internet family. I tend to look for a garb post to read long before many jetfan posts. I for one like her input here, as I do your's. maybe we should all lighten up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 why else would a pats fan post here? garb & alk were here when I got here. garb has met many jetfans from this site & they have become friends. garb has stated many times she likes this site cause it's like internet family. I tend to look for a garb post to read long before many jetfan posts. I for one like her input here, as I do your's. maybe we should all lighten up every family needs a black sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 well, you're half right hahaha potw nom..... sorry beans but thats some funny shizzle right there. btw beans, great job as usual, you'r ehard work does not go unnoticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 why else would a pats fan post here? garb & alk were here when I got here. garb has met many jetfans from this site & they have become friends. garb has stated many times she likes this site cause it's like internet family. I tend to look for a garb post to read long before many jetfan posts. I for one like her input here, as I do your's. maybe we should all lighten up Garb rocks, even though she sometimes needs a ladder to climb down from her horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 maybe we should all lighten up Hi faba, what did you do with Joewilly's body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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