How many of you have played professional sports? (before you criticize my opinions)

[Jet Nut]

Before you guys criticize my opinions, answer this:

How many of you have played professional sports? I have.. so until you do, i don't think you guys know what's going on in a locker room, during practice, or during a game.

Did you send this to most radio, tv and print commentators?

[JustInFudge]

well I was in the army so until either you were a member you can have no right to question my opinion on military matters

deal?

 

I play a lot of military related video games.  Does that count? Its basically the same thing.

[Klecko73isGod]

I play a lot of military related video games.  Does that count? Its basically the same thing.

 

And I have watched a sh*t ton of war movies...

[JustInFudge]

And I have watched a sh*t ton of war movies...

 

That's a movie, dude, a movie.  Jeez. 

[Nick Blitz]

Just so we're clear professional means getting paid for, so college and high school does not count right?

 

If so bullsh*t on 78 pro athletes on this board lol.

[flgreen]

Ahh Aec 4 and tehFalcon.  Good times

[JerryK]

My oldest can finish his 3x3x3 Rubiks speed cube in 20 seconds. If he gets his time under 15 by spring, we'll be entering a WCA  (World Cubing Association) sanctioned event in Ann Arbor.

 

--I'm usually joking around, but this is 100% true.  

[flgreen]

Just so we're clear professional means getting paid for, so college and high school does not count right?

 

If so bullsh*t on 78 pro athletes on this board lol.

If you win a prize in a bowling league, it makes you a pro

[kay_gee]

I just voted in this poll before realizing it was from 2008.

[Jetsfan80]

I play a lot of military related video games.  Does that count? Its basically the same thing.

 

The scary thing is this is starting to become accurate.  A lot of people in the military these days are dorks who can operate drone strikes.  No disrespect to our military intended but it's true.

[Klecko73isGod]

If you win a prize in a bowling league, it makes you a pro

 

I won a driver cover when I won the long drive at my buddy's bachelor party golf outing. Do I get to change my vote to "yes" I am now a professional athlete. 

[JustInFudge]

Just so we're clear professional means getting paid for, so college and high school does not count right?

 

If so bullsh*t on 78 pro athletes on this board lol.

 

Right?  A bunch of liars around here.

 

That said, I got paid to play High School.   I was that good.

[Klecko73isGod]

Right?  A bunch of liars around here.

 

That said, I got paid to play High School.   I was that good.

 

Oh ****. Here we go again.... 

[flgreen]

I won a driver cover when I won the long drive at my buddy's bachelor party golf outing. Do I get to change my vote to "yes" I am now a professional athlete. 

Your a Pro Kleck

[Klecko73isGod]

Your a Pro Kleck

 

****in A!

[flgreen]

****in A!

Of course now you'll have to cough up your $200 PGA membership fee.  

[jgb]

i heart this thread

[jgb]

Right?  A bunch of liars around here.

 

That said, I got paid to play High School.   I was that good.

 

i think you mean your dad bribed the coach to get you some PT

[Klecko73isGod]

Of course now you'll have to cough up your $200 PGA membership fee.  

 

DAMNIT!!!! There's always a catch!

[JustInFudge]

Oh ****. Here we go again.... 

 

For some reason, I started singing White Snake in my head.

 

i think you mean your dad bribed the coach to get you some PT

 

More like they bribed my Dad to keep me around because he wanted to put me in a better program.  It actually screwed up my college career in a major way.  I couldnt get on a team because they new I got paid and claimed that since I received money to play, I was considered a pro and wasnt eligible to play in the NCAA. 

[jgb]

For some reason, I started singing White Snake in my head.

 

 

More like they bribed my Dad to keep me around because he wanted to put me in a better program.  It actually screwed up my college career in a major way.  I couldnt get on a team because they new I got paid and claimed that since I received money to play, I was considered a pro and wasnt eligible to play in the NCAA. 

 

wait, you actually sounds like it really happened. figured you were joking

[Klecko73isGod]

For some reason, I started singing White Snake in my head.

 

 

More like they bribed my Dad to keep me around because he wanted to put me in a better program.  It actually screwed up my college career in a major way.  I couldnt get on a team because they new I got paid and claimed that since I received money to play, I was considered a pro and wasnt eligible to play in the NCAA. 

 

Well I have no problem believing you didn't go to college. 

[JustInFudge]

wait, you actually sounds like it really happened. figured you were joking

 

When you got a jump shot as silky as mine...

 

Well I have no problem believing you didn't go to college. 

 

**** you and your grammar, fool.  Ballers dont need no education.  Look at me know, young, handsome and rich. 

[Klecko73isGod]

When you got a jump shot as silky as mine...

 

 

**** you and your grammar, fool.  Ballers dont need no education.  Look at me know, young, handsome and rich. 

 

Yeah...but you are none of those things. 

[JustInFudge]

Yeah...but you are none of those things. 

 

I'm ALL of those things.

 

Jealousy is a wasted emotion.  

[roscoeword]

Didn't play pro ball, but a lot of two hand touch in the streets of Queens. Most common plays were a buttonhook at the fire hydrant, a stop and go at the sewer, or a square out in front of the blue car.

[JustInFudge]

Didn't play pro ball, but a lot of two hand touch in the streets of Queens. Most common plays were a buttonhook at the fire hydrant, a stop and go at the sewer, or a square out in front of the blue car.

 

Well then, you're opinions are valid and we look forward to your contributions. 

[Klecko73isGod]

I'm ALL of those things.

 

Jealousy is a wasted emotion.  

 

 

I know. My life is lacking in meaning so I lashed out at you. I am sorry. I'm just gonna go and apologize to someone who I've been taking for granted.... Me. 

[De-Jet-Erate/Duane]

 

I'm ALL of those things.

 

Jealousy is a wasted emotion.

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I always thought guilt was a wasted emotion but I will now add jealousy to the list.

I guess you really do learn something everyday.

[JustInFudge]

I know. My life is lacking in meaning so I lashed out at you. I am sorry. I'm just gonna go and apologize to someone who I've been taking for granted.... Me. 

 

Lets me know what she says.

 

 

 

You're welcome.  I'm a wealth of knowledge. 

[De-Jet-Erate/Duane]

 

Lets me know what she says.

 

 

You're welcome.  I'm a wealth of knowledge.

 Just don't start calling me Grass Hopper.

[DRJETS]

This is by far, the funniest thread ever, still on the floor   Whoever resurrected this thread, thank you.

[Lizard King]

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[NJ]

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