Breast Milk Cheese

[ZachEY]

Would you?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/nurse_made_JQlMRBr5ZgO6iD07AX83MJ

Wife's baby milk in chef's cheese recipe

This Chelsea restaurant has gone from brasserie to brassiere.

Chef Daniel Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

"It tastes like cow's-milk cheese, kind of sweet," he told The Post.

The flavor depends on what the cheese is served with -- Angerer recommends a Riesling -- and "what the mother eats," said Angerer, who once bested Bobby Flay on TV's "Iron Chef."

Breast milk doesn't curdle well due to its low protein content, so a little moo juice has to be added to round out the texture, Angerer said.

After blogging about his efforts with the human cheese, customers started demanding a sample, he said.

"The phone was ringing off the hook," the chef said. "So I prepared a little canap

[jetsfan122]

I think I'm gonna be sick .

[Vudu]

I wouldnt eat anything made out of random breastmilk.

[The Crusher]

I wouldnt eat anything made out of random breastmilk.

Its not his random it's from his wife. Like homegrown, only with boobies.

[ZachEY]

I wouldnt eat anything made out of random breastmilk.

So you get to know the cows before having a glass of milk?

[Vudu]

So you get to know the cows before having a glass of milk?

There's a huge difference between everyday cows milk and human breast milk. I'd rather not eat anything coming out of a human being.

[drago]

There's a huge difference between everyday cows milk and human breast milk. I'd rather not eat anything coming out of a human being.

found a picture for your avatar....might refute your statement.

[ZachEY]

There's a huge difference between everyday cows milk and human breast milk. I'd rather not eat anything coming out of a human being.

Were you not breastfed?

Would you suck on an udder?

[Bleedin Green]

found a picture for your avatar....might refute your statement.

Swing and a miss on that one.

[Bleedin Green]

To answer the question posed, yes under one condition:

No fat chicks.

[RutgersJetFan]

Dude I wouldn't even eat regular cheese with figs and Hungarian pepper, let alone boob cheese.

[joebabyny]

Its not his random it's from his wife. Like homegrown, only with boobies.

But she ain't my wife! I would have to inspect the boobies first.

[joebabyny]

So you get to know the cows before having a glass of milk?

No but the FDA ain't checking her diet or collection and preparation methods like they do the cows.

[joebabyny]

...... I'd rather not eat anything coming out of a human being.

Oh come on, like you've never had a nutbutter shake?

[Sperm Edwards]

After blogging about his efforts with the human cheese, customers started demanding a sample, he said.

I'm sorry. Demanding?

lol

"You sonofabitch mother****er -- make some ****ing cheese from your wife's breast milk or we're eating someplace else!"

[Green DNA]

If this is successful, what's next? Toe cheese, belly button cheese, eye cheese, smegma? The possibilities are endless.

[Klecko73isGod]

I'm sorry. Demanding?

lol

"You sonofabitch mother****er -- make some ****ing cheese from your wife's breast milk or we're eating someplace else!"

[The Crusher]

I'm sorry. Demanding?

lol

"You sonofabitch mother****er -- make some ****ing cheese from your wife's breast milk or we're eating someplace else!"

You think thats bad? Wait till next week when he introduces the semen smoothie.

[ZachEY]

No but the FDA ain't checking her diet or collection and preparation methods like they do the cows.

Truth.

Thankfully the FDA has standards for how much blood and puss is allowable in our milk.

[Bob]

No but the FDA ain't checking her diet or collection and preparation methods like they do the cows.

Having spent time on many dairy farms, I find this post hilarious.

[villain_the_foe]

Truth.

Thankfully the FDA has standards for how much blood and puss is allowable in our milk.

And if they cant get all of the blood and puss out of the white milk in order to sell they're allowed to use it for flavored milk like Chocolate/Strawberry milk.

When I found that out I was actually pretty disgusted. I guess cows milk is just as bad as this ladies brest milk.

[dbatesman]

This sort of thing is probably more common than many of us would like to think. I have a friend who maintains the best part of getting his wife pregnant will be, in his words, "emptying a bag of Oreos on her tummy and going to town."

[villain_the_foe]

This sort of thing is probably more common than many of us would like to think. I have a friend who maintains the best part of getting his wife pregnant will be, in his words, "emptying a bag of Oreos on her tummy and going to town."

Genius!

[HessStation]

Everything about this thread is just wrong. I feel lost, confused, emotional distraught. I'm just not happy thinking about eating this woman's milk. And to top it off that picture of them smiling and the ball of milk...everywhere just feels wrong.

[CTM]

No.

If she was hotter maybe....

If i got to drink from the tap, perhaps...

[Biggs]

This sounds like a great appitizer for Hanibal Lechter.