RutgersJetFan Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I don't work in the boating industry, I work in the SHIPPING industry. No you don't. You sell anchors for boats and then you get all jolly and celebrate with ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Holy crap change the title of this sh*t... Done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Oh... that totally justifies it. Hey guys, he's got a real job, so when he's wrong or reporting things 2 hours after the fact its because of that. Not because he failed to do any research or read 2 minutes of an article before posting. You see, when two guys who are friendly joke around with each other, it's funny and all in good fun. When a 3rd party jumps in, he just looks like a douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Yes, yes you do. At that rate you would sell 125 million a year in pipes? Where is the mansion in South Beach, the Porsche Carrera GT3 and the vacation house in Tahoe? ;P If you are selling that much your company needs to up the compensation ante. Do you have any clue how commission works? Of course not, you don't sell anything, you just ruin people's stock portfolios. I make 1.5% commission off of the gross profit. It works like this: (and you can have CTM check the math to make sure I'm right) I sell $250k worth of material at 30% margin which is 75k profit. I then get paid $1125.00. I also don't sell that much everyday. I just closed a particularly large order for a drydock re-fit for a tanker today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Oh... that totally justifies it. Hey guys, he's got a real job, so when he's wrong or reporting things 2 hours after the fact its because of that. Not because he failed to do any research or read 2 minutes of an article before posting. I was replying to Klecko's wiseass comments... Klecko being somebody that I know for years and outside of this website... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Sorry... I work... for a real company doing a real job and don't sit plastered to a desk waiting for Jets news to drop while trying to sell an anchor to make numbers... Hey! You scratched my anchor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Do you have any clue how commission works? Of course not, you don't sell anything, you just ruin people's stock portfolios. I make 1.5% commission off of the gross profit. It works like this: (and you can have CTM check the math to make sure I'm right) I sell $250k worth of material at 30% margin which is 75k profit. I then get paid $1125.00. I also don't sell that much everyday. I just closed a particularly large order for a drydock re-fit for a tanker today. So you sell anchors. Got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 You see, when two guys who are friendly joke around with each other, it's funny and all in good fun. When a 3rd party jumps in, he just looks like a douche. Actually, that was the funniest post in the thread boo on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I don't work in the boating industry, I work in the SHIPPING industry. Sweet. Can you get me a good price on a marine radio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19andOhWait Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 whoa, this thread suddenly got weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Klecko, I'm interested in getting an anchor, I hear your the man I should contact? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Klecko, I'm interested in getting an anchor, I hear your the man I should contact? I'm running out of positive rep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 whoa, this thread suddenly got weird /puts pants back on //reels in anchor What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Do you have any clue how commission works? Of course not, you don't sell anything, you just ruin people's stock portfolios. I make 1.5% commission off of the gross profit. It works like this: (and you can have CTM check the math to make sure I'm right) I sell $250k worth of material at 30% margin which is 75k profit. I then get paid $1125.00. I also don't sell that much everyday. I just closed a particularly large order for a drydock re-fit for a tanker today. Prorate your half a day earnings over a 5 day week at 50 weeks a year and you get over 600K salary, hence the comments that I made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 As much as I don't want this to happen ... the prospect of being able to "halve" the field and blanket everything 10 yards over the los .... is pretty mouth watering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 The rest of us have fake jobs and therefor are better at researching ahead of time. Not true, some of us have no jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aten Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Lombardi is a stupe. Is anybody else actually reporting that Dallas has even made an offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Prorate your half a day earnings over a 5 day week at 50 weeks a year and you get over 600K salary, hence the comments that I made. I wish business was that good. When you announced the thread title change I was sure it was going to have something to do with me and anchors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Prorate your half a day earnings over a 5 day week at 50 weeks a year and you get over 600K salary, hence the comments that I made. In other words, you want him to get his own ****ing hotel room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Lombardi is a stupe. Is anybody else actually reporting that Dallas has even made an offer? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Lombardi is a stupe. Is anybody else actually reporting that Dallas has even made an offer? Follow me on twitter. I just broke news that Dallas has made an offer, 6 years, should be announced in 2 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 You see, when two guys who are friendly joke around with each other, it's funny and all in good fun. When a 3rd party jumps in, he just looks like a douche. And when a 4th guy jumps in, well we already know what a douche he is. Right? Right? Yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 So you sell anchors. Got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I just fell off my chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 ARRRRRGH RIBS MATEY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 And when a 4th guy jumps in, well we already know what a douche he is. Right? Right? Yeah... More sad than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 ARRRRRGH RIBS MATEY How the hell did I become a pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Klacko is an anchor salesman. Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 How the hell did I become a pirate? I'm not entirely sure but for some reason, just felt right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 How the hell did I become a pirate? SHIVER ME TIMBERS!! Would ya be interested in an anchor today matey?!?!? I throw in me rum to seal the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Klacko is an anchor salesman. Interesting. Nothing about Klacko is remotely interesting, particularly the fact that he sells anchors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Very, very interesting indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 SHIVER ME TIMBERS!! Would ya be interested in an anchor today matey?!?!? I throw in me rum to seal the deal. Am I a pirate or am I Jamaican? I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Just exactly how big of anchors are we taking about here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 what does any of this have to do with Charlie Burkowitz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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