Klecko73isGod Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I will be in the front row behind the Chargers bench for tonight's game, anyone have any good heckles they would like me to throw in Philip Rivers' direction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hey Mr. Rivers. Your really not that good at football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hey Mr. Rivers. Your really not that good at football. That's not really all that imaginative or funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Get them to hire Schotty, and you have my vote for Captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I will be in the front row behind the Chargers bench for tonight's game, anyone have any good heckles they would like me to throw in Philip Rivers' direction? Get him to throw to Vincent Jackson, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 "I'm here with my boss, instead of my friend who is playing you in FF and needs you to choke to make the playoffs. Doodie head" ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 Get him to throw to Vincent Jackson, please. Already on the case, I need Jackson to have a career game tonight. I plan to accimplish this by mocking him mercilessly but telling him to throw to Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 "I'm here with my boss, instead of my friend who is playing you in FF and needs you to choke to make the playoffs. Doodie head" ??? I'm sorry man but the guy volunteered to chaperone a third-grade field trip last Thursday in order to get a pass for tonight. He's earned it. I have locked up the same seats for us for the Jets-Jags next season though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 That's not really all that imaginative or funny. How would you know? lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 "I'm here with my boss, instead of my friend who is playing you in FF and needs you to choke to make the playoffs. Doodie head" ??? he's just been faking being your friend all these years so he plagiarize your rapier wit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 threaten to ban him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 "Want some ribs?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Jacksonville Gazette 12/6/11 Man covered in Barbecue Sauce arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers: Joe Broad, a 54 year old anchor salesman from Jacksonville, was arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers and screaming that he was "not really good at football". It is unclear how Mr. Broad was able to get the anchor past sercurity and why Rivers was the object of his fury. He's being held on $50 bail... as of yet no one has come to bail him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I will be in the front row behind the Chargers bench for tonight's game, anyone have any good heckles they would like me to throw in Philip Rivers' direction? Ask him if the Great Gazoo is his great grandfather or his great great grandfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Jacksonville Gazette 12/6/11 Man covered in Barbecue Sauce arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers: Joe Broad, a 54 year old anchor salesman from Jacksonville, was arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers and screaming that he was "not really good at football". It is unclear how Mr. Broad was able to get the anchor past sercurity and why Rivers was the object of his fury. He's being held on $50 bail... as of yet no one has come to bail him out. Oh. Snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Do you have a boat Mr. Rivers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Oh. Snap. me and kleck go way back.. just funnin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 "I'm here with my boss, instead of my friend who is playing you in FF and needs you to choke to make the playoffs. Doodie head" ??? You can't go, anyway. You have your super-serious rec-league basketball tournament tonight. Kick some a$$, Steve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedinGreenNC Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I will be in the front row behind the Chargers bench for tonight's game, anyone have any good heckles they would like me to throw in Philip Rivers' direction? Let him know NC State sucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hey Mr. Rivers. Your really not that good at football. hahahaha! good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I will be in the front row behind the Chargers bench for tonight's game, anyone have any good heckles they would like me to throw in Philip Rivers' direction? 1 seat or 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego My Lageman Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Tell him Jay Culter is injured and his team is still better than the Chargers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 You can't go, anyway. You have your super-serious rec-league basketball tournament tonight. Kick some a$$, Steve! Nah dawg, cancelled for MNF. Those fools got saved a day of me making it rain from behind the arch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 Jacksonville Gazette 12/6/11 Man covered in Barbecue Sauce arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers: Joe Broad, a 54 year old anchor salesman from Jacksonville, was arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers and screaming that he was "not really good at football". It is unclear how Mr. Broad was able to get the anchor past sercurity and why Rivers was the object of his fury. He's being held on $50 bail... as of yet no one has come to bail him out. Who is Joe Broad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 TSS so you Phil Rivers huh? TSS guess cause you can't Phil shelves with trophies! Tss Hi-larious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Who is Joe Broad? an effeminate rib aficionado out of North Florida. swell guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 TSS so you Phil Rivers huh? TSS guess cause you can't Phil shelves with trophies! Tss Hi-larious Gato's having another conversation with himself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Jacksonville Gazette 12/6/11 Man covered in Barbecue Sauce arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers: Joe Broad, a 54 year old anchor salesman from Jacksonville, was arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers and screaming that he was "not really good at football". It is unclear how Mr. Broad was able to get the anchor past sercurity and why Rivers was the object of his fury. He's being held on $50 bail... as of yet no one has come to bail him out. That could never happen. Joe's only 39. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 1 seat or 2? ouch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Jacksonville Gazette 12/6/11 Man covered in Barbecue Sauce arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers: Joe Broad, a 54 year old anchor salesman from Jacksonville, was arrested after throwing an anchor at Phillip Rivers and screaming that he was "not really good at football". It is unclear how Mr. Broad was able to get the anchor past sercurity and why Rivers was the object of his fury. He's being held on $50 bail... as of yet no one has come to bail him out. BWAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 That could never happen. Joe's only 39. And my name doesn't have the letter 'A' in it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I will be in the front row behind the Chargers bench for tonight's game, anyone have any good heckles they would like me to throw in Philip Rivers' direction? "Hey Alice, does your husband play football too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 "Hey Alice, does your husband play football too?" See? This is what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 "Rex said" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 tell him you want to slather him in BBQ sauce and eat him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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