Shockey's ex-wife wants alimony after 8-month marriage (and she signed a prenup)

[Sperm Edwards]

This is a couple of weeks old but didn't see it posted:

 

 

JEREMY SHOCKEY
Estranged Wife Wants
HIS ASS IN JAIL!

EXCLUSIVE

Jeremy Shockey is playing dumb with his finances according to his soon-to-be ex wife ... and now she wants the unemployed NFLer tossed in jail. 

TMZ broke the story ... Daniela Cortazar-Shockey -- who was only married to Jeremy for 8 months before he filed for divorce -- has been fighting the NFLer for alimony, despite Jeremy claiming to have an iron clad prenup. 

Now Daniela says Jeremy isn't playing by the rules -- claiming in legal docs that he's purposely pretending to know nothing about his finances (or even who pays his bills) and refuses to hand over info to prove his net worth. 

She's asking a judge to punish Jeremy for his behavior by slapping him with fines or locking him up. 

Daniela claims Jeremy's worth north of $15 million -- and he's only dummying up to "strong arm" her into dropping the case.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/01/jeremy-shockey-divorce-wife-daniela-shockey-alimony-jail/#ixzz2Ypd8Wwxu 
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8 freaking months AND there's a prenup? I don't even like Shockey - probably no one does - but what money does she feel she was 50% responsible for earning?

 

I think my favorite user comment below the article is:

 

"Hey, if she gets to continue the life she was "accustomed to" with his money... she should have to spread those legs three times a week for him. Fair is fair."
 

Classic, even if tasteless.

 

[Bleedin Green]

Yeah, I'm with you.  I think Shockey is a complete douche and wouldn't really give a crap if he got screwed over, but **** her.  Although at least this sheds some light on why she would have married such an assclown in the first place; birds of a feather after all.

[The Crusher]

They should just pro-rate it as if she was a prostitute. Multiply the times they had sex by a reasonable dollar amount maybe providing bonuses for exceptional sessions. Pay her and be done with it.

[Kleckineau]

Sounds like they deserve each other.

[Bugg]

HALF, JEREMY!

[T0mShane]

ATHLETES: DO NOT MARRY. DUMBASS.

[SayNoToDMC]

I hope she got to at least keep the ring, she did more to earn hers than him

[Bleedin Green]

I hope she got to at least keep the ring, she did more to earn hers than him

 

[Jet Nut]

How does anyone know he has an iron clad prenup? Other than Jeremy claiming he does?

 

Or that shes trying to get 50% 

[pointman]

The Pats are so mad right now. Now they can't get this douche to replace the murdering one. 

[PFSIKH]

The Pats are so mad right now. Now they can't get this douche to replace the murdering one. 

 

Compared to the Jets who would actually be better with him.

[Jetsfan80]

Compared to the Jets who would actually be better with him.

 

Kellen Winslow didn't murder anyone, though he is a soulja and probably killed in combat. 

[pointman]

Compared to the Jets who would actually be better with him.

Is part of your sentence missing?

[SayNoToDMC]

Compared to the Jets who would actually be better with him.

He looks like he'd be a better fit with you guys. He even dressed up as a Patriot TE for Halloween.

[Freemanm]

And Giants fans who had season tix when he played for them want their money back...

[Larz]

Compared to the Jets who would actually be better with him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

you are so delusional.  the pats* are a joke.  enjoy the post brady teblow era

[TheShow]

They should just pro-rate it as if she was a prostitute. Multiply the times they had sex by a reasonable dollar amount maybe providing bonuses for exceptional sessions. Pay her and be done with it.

so kind of like a an*l incentive? or a if she performed this act 50+ times then she gets a bonus? that could work....    would of liked to go into detail but this after all is a family friendly message board..... Sometimes. lol

[kay_gee]

Compared to the Jets who would actually be better with him.

 

 

Right. Who's NE's starting TE again?

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

Another whore using her vagina to take money she never earned, unless you count her mouth as a employment asset.

Of course she wants free money, she's never worked a day in her life. Probably barely graduated with a H.S. degree.

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

ATHLETES: DO NOT MARRY. DUMBASS.

Derek Jeter is laughing somewhere

[The Crusher]

He looks like he'd be a better fit with you guys. He even dressed up as a Patriot TE for Halloween.

Well done man. LMAO

[Bugg]

Derek Jeter is laughing somewhere

Marriage? YOu get a fruit basket, and autographed photo and  black car home. THAT'S IT.

[T0mShane]

Derek Jeter is laughing somewhere

"Oh, you gave $50 mil to a D-list rap-video skeezer that you were married to for six months? Interesting. I just built myself a Scarface-style castle in Florida for less than that."

[Larz]

He looks like he'd be a better fit with you guys. He even dressed up as a Patriot TE for Halloween.

 

 

patriots* are a ******* punchline

 

lol

[JoeC36]

He looks like he'd be a better fit with you guys. He even dressed up as a Patriot TE for Halloween.

HAHAHa wow. /thread. /internet. 

 

you win.