Pac Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Followup: Because Fagus sucked it off. Comedy rule #1: Know when to quit on a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jack_D_ Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 Know where the lines are Jack. We're talking about my 5 month old daughter, moron. You know I meant no harm. And had no idea it was about your daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Comedy rule #1: Know when to quit on a joke That's funny coming from a guy who isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Comedy rule #1: Know when to quit on a joke I humiliated and destroyed you last game.. I thought you learned a lesson but apparently not. Keep chirping little bird. You may wake up dead!! I mean you may never wake up!! Cause you'll be dead... and won't even know it. Comedy rule #2: do as I say, not as I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 You know I meant no harm. And had no idea it was about your daughter. No worries, but geez man... use some common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I haven't read any of the thread you dopey ass. I had enough time to figure out my vote got stolen, and saw nothing else. I was with clients. I was stupid for even checking in when I did. I probably could have talked my way out of the whole situations, if I was around. Everyone here knows I would have tried at least. You'll pick up on some of the courtesies and unwritten rules as you play more. Focus on strategy over ego. I made the mistake when I first started of mirroring all the chest-thumping and bragging that guys like Slats, Pac, JIF and CTM do... rather than learning the strategy or courtesy side first. Lol so even though you didn't follow the thread you're going to critique my play in order to help me learn? Not saying you aren't making good points though. Muah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I humiliated and destroyed you last game.. I thought you learned a lesson but apparently not. Keep chirping little bird. You may wake up dead!! I mean you may never wake up!! Cause you'll be dead... and won't even know it. good luck w that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jack_D_ Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 Just waiting on one action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Cmon I wanna vote before I start driving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 No worries, but geez man... use some common sense. Rule of the jungle #1, thou shalt not **** with big papa Ape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I have to say it's just nice to see mafia suddenly invigorated with tons of LOLZ. It's a good, good thing. +1 I play for the lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Lol so even though you didn't follow the thread you're going to critique my play in order to help me learn? Not saying you aren't making good points though. Muah My game is over dude. I'm just making sure as you play more, you focus on smart play. I care about the gamesmanship. I assume you thought my excuses about work and sh*t were a reason I might be scum? Everyone here knows I play out front as scum, just as much as I do as town. One on the courtesies of mafia play is NOT to lie about or use real life preoccupation as a "cover" to hide behind. I never do that sh*t. EVER. As a community we just came off a long hiatus, I play a lot, I put a lot into games, but with the baby I'm finding I can't put as much into games. I was being completely sincere. One of the logical aspects of mafia is that you have to know the mafia team will only comprise 25-33% of the game. The last game was a rare setup. Usually the odds heavily favor hitting town on a play like you made. Aside from that, I gave you good, sound strategy advice on how to get more info out of a play like you made. No, I haven't read the thread, but I know enough to know you shot me because I wasn't online. So, before you beat your chest, at least acknowledge the risk you took, because in another game we may have been town together and nobody would be patting you on the back. You'd be the idiot. So, rather than getting defensive and trying to give me lip. See this for what it is... perspective. Some people take 10 games to figure this stuff out, because nobody explains it. Nobody explained it to me. I was a trainwreck when I started. Anyway, it's just friendly mafia talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 +1 I play for the lulz lulz are the priority, but we're all here for the gamesmanship too. We've had people wash out in a ******* sh*t show fashion because they didn't "get" that part of it. I guess I'm just trying to make sure that doesn't happen with you. I tend to be a little bit of a mafia community gate keeper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Ah sh*t... I'm getting an earful now. Dammit. Have a good Friday night!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 holy crap shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 How the **** can I play Drunk Mafia™ if the damn day never starts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 holy crap shut up!that's it. I'll cut your tongue out first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Worst game ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Sounds like this game needs some dead 80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I just took two doses of nyquil. wooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I just smoked some kush and took about a dozen shots. #wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jack_D_ Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'll be away for like 2 hours. Still waiting on one action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'll be away for like 2 hours. Still waiting on one action Modkill their ass. Or skip their action, it seems to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'll be away for like 2 hours. Still waiting on one actionthe Lilster needs to get her NK in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 big time downer... I'd hoped we'd be at loyl by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Holy sh*t im in DC and its still not day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 The Lilster was out for the evening, and she's back and it's still night, moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 The Lilster was out for the evening, and she's back and it's still night, moron. Argumentative all of a sudden. Fos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jack_D_ Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 Soft morning light flickers through the stained-glass windows, of the rise and glories of the proud kingdom. The colors danced in the room waking everyone up. The seemed to focus on a lump on the floor. Mixing and mingling with the dead body. Beloved Smash lay there with his throat cut in a pool of his own blood. Smash has been NK 15. Farrah Rentue - The former kings advisor and strikingly beautiful many get to call her the true Queen for as beautiful she is, she is just as sage. Having no real desire to be queen she also doesn't want the others running down all she worked to build Role: Captivating Presence Role Description: You can end one day or night early. No lynch or no night actions can be used. It's day 3. With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 vote Lilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jack_D_ Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 Vote Count Lily (1) - BeeGee With 12 alive. It takes 7 to lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I drive five hours to DC, it is still night when I get here, Lilly checks in around 11:45 and Smash dies 20 min later. Coincidental my friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 vote Lily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I drive five hours to DC, it is still night when I get here, Lilly checks in around 11:45 and Smash dies 20 min later. Coincidental my friends? Since I'm the self appointed new Ape on the block I'll take over where he left off. The answer to your question is...maybe. In actuality it is entirely possible that Lily is say a doc or a cop. The mafia could have submitted their kill hours ago and the only thing we were waiting on was for Lily to protect or investigate. I don't believe that myself but that is how night actions work 95% of the time. The other 5% is where actions happen as they are submitted. So if two people have a nightkill and they shoot at each other the one that shoots first kills the other and lives whereas normally both would die. This type of gameplay is kind of rare though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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