yanks9596 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 If you know what it means to change the channel to bull riding because your season is already over in early October... THEN YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE GREEN!! Your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 having a serious discussion whether it is time to start your scout team QB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 If you watch football every Sunday and support your team by buying season tickets and merchandise but know your gonna lose Then you know what it means to be green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 if you feel like taking a ride to home depot during the game to buy sandpaper or a power saw to remove the jet tattoo on your right arm by the end of the 1st quarter……sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 It sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I would seriously start Simms next week. Like, for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 When you change the channel to Sprout halfway through the second quarter. Not because your 9 month-old wants to watch (she's napping in the other room), but because watching Super Why is more exciting to watch than your team's offense is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 When you change the channel to Sprout halfway through the second quarter. Not because your 9 month-old wants to watch (she's napping in the other room), but because watching Super Why is more exciting to watch than your team's offense is. Chica > Geno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Chica > Geno. Bob the Builder > Idzik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Bob the Builder > Idzik Cailou > Woody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 when you walk up to your 10 and 7 year old children and tell them "its ok if you guys want to pick a different team other than the jets to root for" then you know what it means to be green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 when you walk up to your 10 and 7 year old children and tell them "its ok if you guys want to pick a different team other than the jets to root for" then you know what it means to be green Making your kid a Jets fan should be illegal. It's arguably child abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Making your kid a Jets fan should be illegal. It's arguably child abuse. i wish my dad beat me instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 i wish my dad beat me instead +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 if your wife goes way out of her way to get you really good jets tickets for your birthday, and you get pissed off that she wasted money on tickets to a day that's going to cost you another $200+ just to watch a talentless team of scrubs lose.....and then you don't get laid for a month because of the fight it caused on the drive home then you know what it means to be green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraVerde Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 What it means to be green is complaining about the Jets then seeing my cat give me cute face and meow so i pick her up assuming she's going to comfort me and then she lays the sickest fart.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPBanBadPosters Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 i wish my dad beat me instead Legit LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolot Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Yearning for the nights of being " forced " to watch drunk rich hot women throw wine at each other on Bravo by my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen X Jet Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 My liver cant take much more of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 When you realize 20 minutes into the DVR that you are so glad that you didn't miss the baby class Then you know what it means to be Green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 This thread could be a real gem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section 333 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Good thread When you get text messages from your Giant fan friends apologizing from the heart for your team sucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 If you have a.200 winning percentage but you can bet your paycheck that the Jets will continue advertising to corporate executives on Bloomberg radio every morning, then you know what it means to be Green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Cailou > Woody. Let's not get totally carried away. They're both nancy boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 When the team you root for sucks so bad you have no problem walking away from overpriced PSL season tickets you know way it means to be green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dee Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Let's not get totally carried away. They're both nancy boys. Cailou is canadian, what's Woody's excuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 when hoping your team acquires matt moore for more than one consecutive offseason... then you know what it is like to be green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 My liver cant take much more of this Try being sober for this sh1t...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LurkerKing Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 When you cant wait for the season to start, and then once it has you look back on the offseason like it was some magical time you know what it means to be green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 when you walk up to your 10 and 7 year old children and tell them "its ok if you guys want to pick a different team other than the jets to root for" then you know what it means to be green I said it to my ten yr old son on Saturday, knew it was gonna be really bad for some reason... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I said to my 22 year old son im sorry I made you be a Jets fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 When the Jets hit that annual point of awfulness that is so physically sickening to you that you actually become numb to the pain then you know what it means to be green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I said to my 22 year old son im sorry I made you be a Jets fan. When you have to tell your 22 yr old son your sorry you made him a Jet fan then you know what it means to be green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Knowing that a bad 1-4 team isn't the worst of it. They'll battle back to 8-8 and have no draft picks either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcism Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 When you realize that your grandmother can do a better job at QB than your team's starter then you know what it means to be green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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