T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, gEYno said: 1) What week, of what year, will Hackenberg throw his first NFL TD? 2) Who is the best rookie QB to come out of this class in the year 2019? 3) If you had to live the rest of your life without condiments or pillows, which would you give up? 4) Which Jets player surprises with a good-great season? 5) O/U 8 wins? 6) Record vs. Bills? 7) Mark Sanchez's season? 8) Your answer to the Trolley Problem? 9) Jets defensive MVP? 10) Revis's season? 1. It'll be Week 16 of this year. Hackenberg will come in to mop up in a blowout loss against the Pats and he'll throw a ten-yard TD pass to Devin Smith. Maccagnan will then use that game film to justify passing on two relatively promising QB prospects in the ensuing draft, similar to the way Idzik passed on Bridgewater and Carr in 2014 because he had just drafted Geno. 2. I think the guy in the best position to be good soon is Paxton Lynch, obviously because he's on the best team, but also because he's being brought along by two former QBs in Kubiak and Elway who likely won't screw him up. Goff is in a no-win, because Fisher won't survive much longer with the Rams, and Wentz is going to have to overcome Philadelphia's native sociopaths. I think Lynch becomes our new Dan Marino, which is fine. Just fine. Everything is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Dear Tom, We can all agree that Parcells was a godsend to this franchise. Sans Parcells could you rank the Jets coaches over the last 20 years? Your choices are: Kotite, Groh, Edwards, Mangini, Ryan, Bowles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: 1. It'll be Week 16 of this year. Hackenberg will come in to mop up in a blowout loss against the Pats and he'll throw a ten-yard TD pass to Devin Smith. Maccagnan will then use that game film to justify passing on two relatively promising QB prospects in the ensuing draft, similar to the way Idzik passed on Bridgewater and Carr in 2014 because he had just drafted Geno. 2. I think the guy in the best position to be good soon is Paxton Lynch, obviously because he's on the best team, but also because he's being brought along by two former QBs in Kubiak and Elway who likely won't screw him up. Goff is in a no-win, because Fisher won't survive much longer with the Rams, and Wentz is going to have to overcome Philadelphia's native sociopaths. I think Lynch becomes our new Dan Marino, which is fine. Just fine. Everything is fine. 3. I'm Irish, so I don't traditionally enjoy condiments on any of my food because we don't like things to have favors or character. The plainer and less challenging food is, the less complicated life is. Therefore, I choose to disavow condiments in favor of pillows, which are very enjoyable, especially for muffling screams. 4. I would love to say that Bryce Petty emerges and becomes that viable mid-round QB that other teams seem to find every so often, but I don't think the Jets will have the guts to give him a chance to do so. I think the two young guys that will be put in really good positions to prosper this year will be Bilal Powell and Calvin Pryor. But as for the "surprise" guy, I'm going with Jalin Marshall becoming a big part of the offense in the second half of the season. Fitzpatrick desperately needs that Jerricho Cotchery catch-and-run guy, and Marshall is built for that role. 5. Everything about this team reeks of six wins: meh QB, older skill players, brutal schedule, conservative coach, etc. But, I keep coming back to how this Jets team, under Bowles, kept playing so much better in the second halves of games week after week, which speaks to a maturity and--dare I say--swagger that we haven't had around here since Parcells. To wit: the 2015 Jets outscored their opponents in the second half last year 211-144, which is pretty impressive when you consider that almost every game was a nail-biter. Bad (and really good) teams that get blown out can run up that stat by scoring a bunch of garbage-time points, but that clearly wasn't the case here. As far as how that reflects on this year's prospects, I'm of the belief that Bowles will again keep the team on a even keel, the QB will keep them in games, and we'll again have a bunch of tight early fourth-quarter margins that will give us a chance to to win more often than not, even against teams that are significantly better in paper. I'm predicting 10 wins again. 6. I have zero confidence that Fitzpatrick can beat a Rex defense, and I have this great and ominous feeling that Tyrod Taylor will not suck this year. I laughed when Rex signed him, and between my predicting Tyrod would suck and Mariota would bust, I've pretty much single-handedly ushered in the era of the gimmicky Air Raid QB into the NFL. I'm predicting a split against the Bills, but only if Darron Lee breaks three of Taylor's ribs in one of the games. 7. Mark Sanchez should pocket the $50-$60 million he made as an NFL QB and take a studio job with the Pac-10 Network. 8. One of my favorite escapist fantasies is to imagine a post-apocalyptic, zombie infested hellscape where I've survived and am now in charge of a well-stocked and fortified encampment somewhere in the Hudson Valley. As part of my duties in this encampment, I get to interview and select the people coming into my encampment who will ultimately be a drain on my resources, and so it's imperative that I accurately and instantly gauge their utility. Very often, in these imaginings, I determine that they are not worthy of being a drain on my hard-won resources, and so I direct them down an alley on my right, where they (after walking through a labyrinth of hallways, are ejected out into the wilds beyond my encampment where they are instantly devoured by said zombies. I'd estimate that of every 1000 aspirants I'd encounter in this scenario, I'd keep 10 of them. So, to answer the Trolley problem, I'd direct the trolley to crush the single person, then comfort myself by pretending that single person was Michelle Bachmann. 9. It would be a great and glorious thing if the Jets MVP ended up being Darron Lee, because it'd elevate Maccagnan to a level almost beyond reproach and soften the blow if, in fact, Hackenberg ends up sucking while Paxton Lynch does not suck. That said, Leonard Williams could (should?) get ten sacks and make he Pro Bowl. 10. Revis opens the season against AJ Green, Sammie Watkins, Jeremy Maclin, Doug Baldwin, and then gets Antonio Brown. I'm interested to see how invested Bowles is in keeping up that inexplicable BS where Revis gets no help on anyone and gets shredded again. If so, Revis is going to come up with one of those mysterious hamstring pulls he gets periodically and we're looking at Dee Milliner Toaster Pastry Fest 2016 until he mercifully fractures an array of calcium-deficient bones in his body. 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T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 58 minutes ago, LionelRichie said: Dear Tom, We can all agree that Parcells was a godsend to this franchise. Sans Parcells could you rank the Jets coaches over the last 20 years? Your choices are: Kotite, Groh, Edwards, Mangini, Ryan, Bowles. Gladly: 1. Mangini. 2. Null: none of the rest should have ever ascended to the role of Head Coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 2 hours ago, southparkcpa said: How does a JETS fan use that to his advantage when trying to score a woman in a bar??? I'm going to drop some hard knowledge on you, southparkcpa, but know that I speak from personal experience here, and with love. Knowing that you're a Jets fan, we already know some things to be true: 1. You're not in shape. 2. Your finances are a train wreck. 3. You've got a weird dental imperfection that some shallow chicks will find off-putting. And, 4. You have a deeply rooted investment in losing. When you're talking about trying to "score a woman at the bar," what I'd recommend is this: don't bother. The secret to real happiness is to imagine that your dick and balls has this function attached to it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 2 hours ago, gEYno said: Bonus Question: Who is 2016-17 JN Captain? Good wuestion. The Committee will convene on Wednesday of this week to determine the 2016-2017 JN Captain. The Committee would like to thank @predator_05 for his honorable service in leading us to a 10-6 season, even if he ultimately cost us a playoff berth with his Italianness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOJOTOWNSELL Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 If you could sign any player in the league who wasn't a qb to the jets who would it be and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 minute ago, JOJOTOWNSELL said: If you could sign any player in the league who wasn't a qb to the jets who would it be and why? Like, any player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOJOTOWNSELL Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 50 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Like, any player? Yes, factoring in age, skill, and position....is Jj watt to old and beat down at this point?? Is there a young, up and coming cornerback you like? Tackle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, JOJOTOWNSELL said: Yes, factoring in age, skill, and position....is Jj watt to old and beat down at this point?? Is there a young, up and coming cornerback you like? Tackle? It's Von Miller, every day all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 12 hours ago, T0mShane said: I can honestly say that doing shots of Jameson while watching the Jets play football is the worst torture I ritually put myself through. I reach the point by the third quarter where you want to puke, but can't, and bad sh*t is happening in the game and you can't leave the bar because you're too ****ed up, so you sit there trapped in this miserable state of not-puking, and weighing whether or not to stick a finger down your throat, and then Revis gives up a touchdown or something and you just want to cry. Maybe I should switch to Tullamore. That sounds alot like drinking with BP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 13 hours ago, RutgersJetFan said: Zack Snyder directing a movie on the Rex era. Go. ****Trailer looks amazing, movie sucks, half miss the irony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtina Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Why do we need a whole roster spot wasted on a long snapper ? Can't someone else do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Tom is Ryan Fitzpatrick going to have the same success as he did in 2015 with a much tougher schedule and will he last the season as the Jets starting QB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 If you were in charge of casting actors to play the following NFL guys, who would you cast to play: Todd Bowles Maccagnan Tom Brady Rex Ryan Ftizpatrick Geno Woody Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Will Antonio Cromartie have at least 1 more kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Your thoughts on the Sam Bradford trade to Minnesota. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 4 hours ago, T0mShane said: Gladly: 1. Mangini. 2. Null: none of the rest should have ever ascended to the role of Head Coach. What about Bill Belichick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 24 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said: Will Antonio Cromartie have at least 1 more DOZEN kids? fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 7 hours ago, 32EBoozer said: Please Explain! The answer is 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Xtina said: Why do we need a whole roster spot wasted on a long snapper ? Can't someone else do it? a long snapper is like a wife, in that they're expensive and the only true happiness is in finding a reliable one with position versatility whom you don't notice otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, joewilly12 said: Tom is Ryan Fitzpatrick going to have the same success as he did in 2015 with a much tougher schedule and will he last the season as the Jets starting QB? He will not have the same success, and history suggests he'll be benched at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32EBoozer Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, T0mShane said: The answer is 4. Damn! I came up with 5 Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, TuscanyTile2 said: If you were in charge of casting actors to play the following NFL guys, who would you cast to play: Todd Bowles Maccagnan Tom Brady Rex Ryan Ftizpatrick Geno Woody Johnson Bowles: the guy who played Black Panther Maccagnan: Ed Helms Brady: Shannon Elizabeth Rex: John C Reilly Geno: Shameik Moore Woody Johnson: Richard Jenkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, TuscanyTile2 said: Will Antonio Cromartie have at least 1 more kid? Yes, but that child will be a wonderful center fielder for Yankees and will be able to support his 17 brothers and sisters, so it's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, TuscanyTile2 said: Your thoughts on the Sam Bradford trade to Minnesota. I try not to acknowledge the Midwest as a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 51 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said: What about Bill Belichick? The best lacrosse coach ever, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Fan RI Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 What is the source of your football knowledge? Ex-pro, college, etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 This could be a very good defense. Problem is the Jets will face 2 or 3 games when the defense fails(as all defenses do) and will need 30+ pts and 4-5 TDs to outscore an an opponent. 1. Does this CS grasp that? get the sense we again have a former DC(and a much better and sharper guy than Rex, Hem or Mangini) that is happy not turning the ball over on offense rather than kicking some tail . 2.Chan Gailey-WHY DO CALL AND THROW 3 YARD PASSES ON 3RD AND 6? Been the same thing here forever. There's no point. He's a old retread who throws the balls out there and is cool with we'll get'em next week. Why does nobody in this organization learn form their mistakes? 32. IS Fitz capable of winning 2/3rds of such games? That's the difference between a playoff berth and watching the playoff on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtina Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: a long snapper is like a wife, in that they're expensive and the only true happiness is in finding a reliable one with position versatility whom you don't notice otherwise. Thank you for the football erudition. I hope this meets with @ASH1962 's standards of politeness and propriety for this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 ignoring age, contract and health, who are the 10 best players on the 2016 NYJ ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Larz said: ignoring age, contract and health, who are the 10 best players on the 2016 NYJ ? Essentially the same question but give me the top 53 best players on the 2016 Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Who are your top 3 flight crew members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Jet Fan RI said: What is the source of your football knowledge? Ex-pro, college, etc? My guess is ex-con heard he played football in prison like the Longest Yard movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flushing Roots Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 5 hours ago, T0mShane said: a long snapper is like a wife, in that they're expensive and the only true happiness is in finding a reliable one with position versatility whom you don't notice otherwise. Damn if that ain't true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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