Mafia for Beginners - Game Thread (GAME OVER - Town wins)

[The Crusher]

1 minute ago, JiF said:

True story; my girl friends mom lives in fear of the black eyed kids and as a joke for Christmas her kids got together and wrote her a shorty story and made a book for her.  When she read it on Xmas, there was a legit sense of fear in her voice.  It's so bizarre.  She locks the door the second after is closes and does not open the door without seeing who it is first, ever.

 

So basically your chilren will grow up to be Hess? Not bad. Better that  than CTM. 

[The Crusher]

By the way having the newbies is awesome but having CTM, Ape and  Hess back in the mix makes this fatman happy. Not third lunch happy but close. 

[JustInFudge]

3 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

So basically your chilren will grow up to be Hess? Not bad. Better that  than CTM. 

Hess is my unrivaled 2nd favorite poster on the site.   Especially this time of the year when we flex our draftnik muscles and dominate the board together like co-GM's.

[BallinPB]

11 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

• The 

5.  @BrickTamland

6.  @BigO

9.  @GATA

10.  @BallinPB

 

The game is getting good now, come on in and play!

 

I think good is an over exaggeration. 

[The Crusher]

5 minutes ago, JiF said:

Hess is my unrivaled 2nd favorite poster on the site.   Especially this time of the year when we flex our draftnik muscles and dominate the board together like co-GM's.

Hess vs Gato in the Revis thread was some of the best stuff JN has had in years. The Virgin brought the game around nicely with some new blood and the return of the old school core.

[The Crusher]

1 hour ago, BallinPB said:

I think good is an over exaggeration. 

I’ve seen some of your 200 k post and you seem to be a fan of exaggeration. No?

[BallinPB]

10 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Pac is going straight nopenis on all the women. Creepy.

ahhh I remember when nopenis went rogue his first game in.  He had a crazy obsession with leelou.  

[JustInFudge]

Unvote

Vote Pac

[Kaylee]

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (7) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark, JiF 

JiF  (2) - CTM, Hess

Spoot (2) - Crusher, BigO 

BigO (1) - Pac

CTM (1) - Ape

PAC IS AT L-2

Not Voting (3) - Ballin, AVM, Spoot

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch

 

DEADLINE:  Thursday, 9:30 PM EST

[BallinPB]

2 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

I’ve seem some of your 200 k post and you seem to be a fan of exaggeration. No?

touche

[BallinPB]

Not sure why Pac is L-2.  Did I miss something?  

vote jif

[Kaylee]

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (7) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark, JiF 

JiF  (3) - CTM, Hess, Ballin

Spoot (2) - Crusher, BigO 

BigO (1) - Pac

CTM (1) - Ape

PAC IS AT L-2

Not Voting (2) - AVM, Spoot

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch

 

DEADLINE:  Thursday, 9:30 PM EST

[HessStation]

1 hour ago, JiF said:

True story; my girl friends mom lives in fear of the black eyed kids and as a joke for Christmas her kids got together and wrote her a shorty story and made a book for her.  When she read it on Xmas, there was a legit sense of fear in her voice.  It's so bizarre.  She locks the door the second after is closes and does not open the door without seeing who it is first, ever.

 

Astonishing Legends has a 3 part series podcast on it.

http://www.astonishinglegends.com/al-podcasts/2017/10/22/ep-87-black-eyed-kids-part-1

 

...good for long car rides at night 

 

[HessStation]

I don't think PAC is smart enough to duplicate his tell tale overly obnoxious townie persona. He's currently my only town read ATM. 

 

[JustInFudge]

1 hour ago, BallinPB said:

Not sure why Pac is L-2.  Did I miss something?  

vote jif

He's Pac.

[Integrity28]

The Pac train tells me there’s still an enormous lack of creativity and brains in these games. Vote CTM, save a tree.

[The Crusher]

17 hours ago, Leelou said:

Want to lynch Pac for funsies? 

 

17 hours ago, HessStation said:

I need this.

unvote vote PAC 

 

16 hours ago, Kaylee said:

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (6) - Brick, Spoot, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, Hess

CTM (2) - Ape, GATA

Spoot (2) - Crusher, BigO

GATA (1) - CTM 

AVM (1) - Stark

Nolder (1) - JiF

Not Voting (3) - Ballin, AVM, Pac

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch

PAC IS AT L-3

DEADLINE:  Thursday, 9:30 PM EST

 

16 hours ago, Lizard King said:

I so hope that pac is the scum 

Kinda weird post by Lizzie. 4th on the train and he "hopes" Pac is scum. Hedging because he already knows if he is or isn't? Then again it's Lizzie.

[HessStation]

unvote vote ctm 

 

Getting behind the ? is my scum tell btw

[Lizard King]

2 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

 

 

 

Kinda weird post by Lizzie. 4th on the train and he "hopes" Pac is scum. Hedging because he already knows if he is or isn't? Then again it's Lizzie.

It's day 1? No 'gotcha' posts for me to refer to by Pac. Although he does seem scummy IMO. Best I've got for now

[The Crusher]

14 hours ago, Pac said:

So the good news is I'm not scum so if you vote me off I can replace the next inactive player in this sh-t show.

The bad news, for scum, is I might be ready to start trying.

Nyn already has dibs on it. Sorry.

[The Crusher]

13 hours ago, Pac said:

Notes:

- where to start with this disgusting post.  gives all newbies permission to relax regardless of their alignment then follows it up with a failed attempt at a top 10 list.

Good look for Pac here. Similar to what i thought when I read that post by Ape.

[CTM]

8 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

The Pac train tells me there’s still an enormous lack of creativity and brains in these games. Vote CTM, save a tree.

Clownshoes, decry lack of brains and creativity in game, then make the same vote you always make.

In a group dragged down by Jif and Pac, you still manage to lower the collective IQ around here. 

[The Crusher]

13 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

I was gonna wait until tomorrow to really try to get into this, but you f@ckers are insisting that we start now, so fine.

This is the same shit you pulled last game. Shut up and play without the histrionics. I love my vote on you. Love love love

[The Crusher]

8 minutes ago, Lizard King said:

It's day 1? No 'gotcha' posts for me to refer to by Pac. Although he does seem scummy IMO. Best I've got for now

Stop equating dickhead with scummy and it gets easier.

[HessStation]

Update, evidence showed CTM wasn't under my kids bed the other night. It appears a civilian camera caught him here flying over route 80 in Jersey at the same date and time.

 

[Pac]

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (7) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark, JiF 

 

Ok so anyone want to have a set of nutz and explain your vote?

[GATA]

6 minutes ago, Pac said:

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (7) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark, JiF 

 

Ok so anyone want to have a set of nutz and explain your vote?

I don't have nuts but you liked the fact CTM voted against me and that hurt. 

Plus women are usually vengeful 

[HessStation]

PAC town

Gata town

everyone else is currently on my scum list. 

I'll have this wrapped up by D3

[The Crusher]

9 minutes ago, Pac said:

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (7) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark, JiF 

 

Ok so anyone want to have a set of nutz and explain your vote?

zzz zzz zzz

          -Nolder

[HessStation]

Where is Nolderp?

[Pac]

7 minutes ago, GATA said:

I don't have nuts but you liked the fact CTM voted against me and that hurt. 

Plus women are usually vengeful 

Hmm.  You're on my radar, lady.

tread carefully.

[The Crusher]

1 minute ago, HessStation said:

PAC town

Gata town

everyone is else is currently on my scum list. 

I'll have this wrapped up by D3

I agree on Pac. Yet would we really miss him?

Gata Im ok with she seems to be flowing with the game and answered Pac's inquiry on why she was voting him. Because he's a jerk. No lyer to lynch there.

For now still want to kill Spooty and I would call my number 2 one of the players in the 2nd ,3rd or 4th spot on Pac's train.

[Pac]

4 minutes ago, HessStation said:

Where is Nolderp?

[The Crusher]

4 minutes ago, HessStation said:

Where is Nolderp?

Sound asleep chasing a stripper pica chew, who stole his last dollar, through Marmalade trees under strawberry skies.

[The Crusher]

1 minute ago, Pac said:

 

1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Sound asleep chasing a stripper pica chew, who stole his last dollar, through Marmalade trees under strawberry skies.

eh, guess he caught her.