Mafia for Beginners - Game Thread (GAME OVER - Town wins)

[Leelou]

I completely forgot this was a thing. 

 

[Leelou]

Although, thank you Lizzie for not @‘ing me a billion times.

[Lizard King]

8 hours ago, CTM said:

I'm in if we can make a documentary out of it.. 

Maybe he can stream it like the Verizon commercial with the kid from Silicon Valley 

[Leelou]

Yay you lynched scum. I don’t trust Pac.

[Leelou]

Puddin’, Hess. I’m town, my heart just isn’t into playing anymore. I’ll follow AVMs lead tomorrow. 

[Integrity28]

10 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Okay then.

I still don't see the problem you have with my logic that consensus kill > random.

And we literally just killed Scum.

Consensus kill is better. Never said it wasn’t. I was arguing your logic about what we learn, given that this was a pile on to make deadline. And some other false logic.

10 hours ago, CTM said:

there was no problem with it, ape is a stubborn ass

Wrong, dense dirt bag strikes again.

10 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Because I'm legit surprised and happy that we got Scum on Day 1?

Okay, Ape.

Yes.

10 hours ago, CTM said:

you are beginning to talk to ape like he's your boyfriend

I see it more like he’s trying to damper my interest, because he’s scum.

[JustInFudge]

Wont lie, I wouldnt have voted BigO strictly because he was newbie.  Good job town.  

[CTM]

1 hour ago, Lizard King said:

Maybe he can stream it like the Verizon commercial with the kid from Silicon Valley 

I was thinking more like our online personas showed up at the real life wedding and tanked the little twats special day.

You know..

.. crusher eats the entire wedding cake before 80 gets the cutesy newlyweds cutting the cake together and feeding each other moment

.. JiF ends up spending the reception banging the dude photog they paid 2500 to memorialize their special moment, leaving them with nill

.. Pac drinks one too many white Russians, grabs the microphone during the best man's speech to proposition the brides sister in a vulgar display of faux machismo. Later,  ends up getting pepper sprayed and knocked the **** out after inappropriately grinding on one too many females on the dance floor 

..Ape insults and offends anyone he interacts with, which is pretty much everyone as he is compelled to share his infinite wisdom in typical boorish and long winded fashion; interrupting anytime he overhears something he disagrees with (which is almost always)

.. Something something nolder something pokemon

I could do more but frankly I took the low hanging fruit and have bored myself 

[JustInFudge]

Not sure how you rotate this picture. 

[JustInFudge]

This was a proud moment as a father.  I left him in my man cave alone for like a minute, I come back out and it was like he knew it was time for a smoke and he was just waiting for dad to come take his bag of kush out of his mouth.  He didnt eat a single bud.

So proud...

 

[JustInFudge]

Cute little sh*t got big though...he loves playing disc golf with dad.

 

 

 

[JustInFudge]

4 minutes ago, JiF said:

Not sure how you rotate this picture. 

 

Tell me this isnt straight out of a snoop dog video.

[CTM]

2 minutes ago, JiF said:

This was a proud moment as a father.  I left him in my man cave alone for like a minute, I come back out and it was like he knew it was time for a smoke and he was just waiting for dad to come take his bag of kush out of his mouth.  He didnt eat a single bud.

So proud...

 

JiF, a 40 yo spicoli 

[CTM]

1 minute ago, JiF said:

Cute little sh*t got big though...he loves playing disc golf with dad.

 

 

 

Hey dingus enough of the sideways pics of your smarter1/2, just rotate them and save. You're going to give Hesshole a bad lithium trip

[BallinPB]

On 2/28/2018 at 11:57 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

LOL found it.  

 

 

 

On 3/1/2018 at 12:00 AM, Jetsfan80 said:

Ray Ray, on Chad Pennington:

 

 

 

On 3/1/2018 at 12:02 AM, Jetsfan80 said:

OMG

 

 

 

 

 

 

On 3/1/2018 at 12:06 AM, Jetsfan80 said:

Wow, Ray Ray is a gift that keeps on giving....found a rare Sharrow post!

 

 

 

 

 

OK I'll stop now.  

I just busted out laughing at work so hard.  I wish that guy was still around for the entertainment.

[JustInFudge]

3 minutes ago, CTM said:

Hey dingus enough of the sideways pics of your smarter1/2, just rotate them and save. You're going to give Hesshole a bad lithium trip

No clue how to rotate them...they're saved the right way...but when I attach they're sideways

[CTM]

Just now, JiF said:

No clue how to rotate them...they're saved the right way...but when I attach they're sideways

Ask the dog, it' really not that complicated

[JustInFudge]

6 minutes ago, CTM said:

JiF, a 40 yo spicoli 

Yep!  Still got it too...some photos from the local surf report...my next turn was better though...this was just a little speed check.  Homey didnt know how to work the camera 

[JustInFudge]

1 minute ago, CTM said:

Ask the dog, it' really not that complicated

The surf pics didnt come out sideways...idk man, I'm an idiot when it comes to tech.

[Jetsfan80]

1 hour ago, Leelou said:

Puddin’, Hess. I’m town, my heart just isn’t into playing anymore. I’ll follow AVMs lead tomorrow. 

I was really hoping the return of AVM and Hess would help bring back that spark for you.  I'm sorry Leelou. 

[BallinPB]

15 hours ago, HessStation said:

Wait Ballin is playing?

yes I've been occupied the last day because of work and my attention seeking girl who I can't even look at my phone without her being like "who u texting who u texting" sigh

[Jetsfan80]

3 Hours Left for Night Actions

[BallinPB]

10 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

On Day 2 we need to start hearing more from these people:

@JiF

@BallinPB

@Stark

@Nolder

I'm reading and I think I'm hearing a little too much from you.  

[Jetsfan80]

16 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

yes I've been occupied the last day because of work and my attention seeking girl who I can't even look at my phone without her being like "who u texting who u texting" sigh

 

[BallinPB]

9 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

April 14, 2019.

I can't officially invite any of you, but you're all invited to crash it.  

cuck

[Jetsfan80]

[Jetsfan80]

The self-proclaimed best scumhunter and most feared player in Mafia sat in his loveseat at home, sipping a white Russian and listening to a Marvin Gaye track on his $4,000 surround sound system. 

"The lady friend said she'd be ready in 5 minutes.  That was 40 minutes ago.  She's late for our Anniversary date at Red Lobster.....again", he said.  "Hmm, guess there's time left to find another cute gif for GATA..."

Meanwhile, the scum team was pontificating on who to murder that very night. 

"Hmm, we may regret this.  His victory lap over this will be insufferable."

"Whatever...he's annoying."

 

A knock at the door. 

 

"Who the f*ck is that?  They better not have just walked across the lawn to get to the door, I just mowed it!"

 

Without even bothering to look through the eyehole, he opened the door to find a crew of murderers at his doorstep.

 

"Que??  NOOOOOOOOOO"

 

The white russian fell to the floor.  As did a spatter of blood.

 

 

 

Pac, aka your friendly neighborhood landscaper, is dead.  He was.....

 

Roleless Town

[Jetsfan80]

Day 2 Has Begun.  With 14 players alive, it takes 8 votes to lynch.

 

1.  @Spoot-Face

2.  @The Crusher

3.  @Lizard King

4.  Pac  Roleless Town, Killed N1

5.  @BrickTamland

6.  BigO  Roleless Scum Lynched D1

7.  @Stark

8.  @Nolder

9.  @GATA

10.  @BallinPB

11.  @JiF

12.  @HessStation

13.  @Leelou

14.  @Integrity28

15.  @CTM

16.  @AVM  --> Mod-confirmed Townie

[GATA]

11 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

"Hmm, guess there's time left to find another cute gif for GATA..."

Pac, aka your friendly neighborhood landscaper, is dead.  He was.....

Roleless Town

That's why I didn't get my gif. 

[The Crusher]

30 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

The self-proclaimed best scumhunter and most feared player in Mafia sat in his loveseat at home, sipping a white Russian and listening to a Marvin Gaye track on his $4,000 surround sound system. 

"The lady friend said she'd be ready in 5 minutes.  That was 40 minutes ago.  She's late for our Anniversary date at Red Lobster.....again", he said.  "Hmm, guess there's time left to find another cute gif for GATA..."

Meanwhile, the scum team was pontificating on who to murder that very night. 

"Hmm, we may regret this.  His victory lap over this will be insufferable."

"Whatever...he's annoying."

 

A knock at the door. 

 

"Who the f*ck is that?  They better not have just walked across the lawn to get to the door, I just mowed it!"

 

Without even bothering to look through the eyehole, he opened the door to find a crew of murderers at his doorstep.

 

"Que??  NOOOOOOOOOO"

 

The white russian fell to the floor.  As did a spatter of blood.

 

 

 

Pac, aka your friendly neighborhood landscaper, is dead.  He was.....

 

Roleless Town

Bwahaha. Sucks. Paco was on point this game . 

[Lizard King]

12 hours ago, Pac said:

So genius here thinks both GATA and I are scum who decided to jump on Big O last minute...

remember that.

 

12 hours ago, CTM said:

both

 

[The Crusher]

2 hours ago, JiF said:

This was a proud moment as a father.  I left him in my man cave alone for like a minute, I come back out and it was like he knew it was time for a smoke and he was just waiting for dad to come take his bag of kush out of his mouth.  He didnt eat a single bud.

So proud...

 

Here I am thinking.”What the hell is sweet one feeding his dog?”

[Lizard King]

vote CTM

[Pac]

*Victory lap*

Can't say I blame the scum team for being petrified of me.  I'm the best.

[GATA]

11 minutes ago, Lizard King said:

vote CTM

VOTE CTM

7 minutes ago, Pac said:

*Victory lap*

Can't say I blame the scum team for being petrified of me.  I'm the best.

So are you like Patrick Swayze in Ghost?