Jet_Engine1 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Never has a group of people become more educated and enlightened about the Human Spleen, anatomy, and Mononucleosis in such a short period of time in the history of education! Bravo! What's next, Jets? Does Quinnen Williams gall bladder explode and we all become experts on cholecystectomy and recovery times for Choledocholithiasis? What's next in Johnson and Johnson's secret plan to educate the Jets fanbase in Medicine? Can't wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Paging Dr. Moga.....Dr. Frank Moga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Some will enjoy the fact they have been anointed Dr's at JetNation University. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Next up, Brady's anus. Much damage has been done. Much to examine and test... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 47 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: Never has a group of people become more educated and enlightened about the Human Spleen, anatomy, and Mononucleosis in such a short period of time in the history of education! Bravo! What's next, Jets? Does Quinnen Williams gall bladder explode and we all become experts on cholecystectomy and recovery times for Choledocholithiasis? What's next in Johnson and Johnson's secret plan to educate the Jets fanbase in Medicine? Can't wait! Legit, I had no clue where the Spleen was till you started this thread. Didnt even care to look this whole time with Sam dealing with The Mono. You inspired me to look it up by starting this thread and now I have a new profile pic. Thank you Jet_Engine1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 The Jets showing the utmost respect to Sam Spleen. It's the reason we're making the playoffs. They'll be talking about this in sports management schools for decades. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 51 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: Never has a group of people become more educated and enlightened about the Human Spleen, anatomy, and Mononucleosis in such a short period of time in the history of education! Bravo! What's next, Jets? Does Quinnen Williams gall bladder explode and we all become experts on cholecystectomy and recovery times for Choledocholithiasis? What's next in Johnson and Johnson's secret plan to educate the Jets fanbase in Medicine? Can't wait! Ahem... On 10/1/2019 at 10:08 AM, TeddEY said: There's probably like 4 people on this website that know where a spleen is, what it looks like, and what it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 56 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: Never has a group of people become more educated and enlightened about the Human Spleen, anatomy, and Mononucleosis in such a short period of time in the history of education! Bravo! wat about the people who were first taught about mono Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, SAR I said: The Jets showing the utmost respect to Sam Spleen. It's the reason we're making the playoffs. They'll be talking about this in sports management schools for decades. SAR I @SAR I Sam Darnold is #14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, joewilly12 said: @SAR I Sam Darnold is #14 His spleen wears 12. Namath OK'd it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFaninMI Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 As long as no one gets Herpes. I hear you keep that stuff forever....like luggage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 22 minutes ago, TNJet said: Next up, Brady's anus. Much damage has been done. Much to examine and test... anyone know if JoeWilly is free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Q has a gall bladder issue? Hold my beer. Could be gallstones, bile duct stones, perforated gallbladder, or gallbladder inflammation (aka cholecystitis). Without seeing his charts, I can’t confirm. I would hold him out an extra week just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said: His spleen wears 12. Namath OK'd it. No thats disrespect to the Joe Namath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, GreenFish said: Q has a gall bladder issue? Hold my beer. Could be gallstones, bile duct stones, perforated gallbladder, or gallbladder inflammation (aka cholecystitis). Quinnen Williams has a gall bladder issue? No way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetPotato Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I thought this was gonna be about thanking them for freeing up my Sundays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Jet_Engine1 said: Never has a group of people become more educated and enlightened about the Human Spleen, anatomy, and Mononucleosis in such a short period of time in the history of education! Bravo! What's next, Jets? Does Quinnen Williams gall bladder explode and we all become experts on cholecystectomy and recovery times for Choledocholithiasis? What's next in Johnson and Johnson's secret plan to educate the Jets fanbase in Medicine? Can't wait! As someone who almost was done in by a blown gal bladder and a leaking biliary I can talk extensively about it. Peritonitis and pancreatitis both added in just for fun Hope not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, joewilly12 said: @SAR I Sam Darnold is #14 Third time: Max posted "I'm sure the Jets will treat Sams spleen with the utmost respect." SAR posted image of Jets jersey (says SPLEEN on it) with the number 12 (reflecting utmost respect by the Jets). GET IT NOW? Please don't tell me Sam Darnold's jersey number again. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, SAR I said: Third time: Max posted "I'm sure the Jets will treat Sams spleen with the utmost respect." SAR posted image of Jets jersey (says SPLEEN on it) with the number 12 (reflecting utmost respect by the Jets). GET IT NOW? Please don't tell me Sam Darnold's jersey number again. SAR I It's still disrespect to Joe Namath who has nothing to do with this. Max saying that had nothing to do with Joe Namath. You made that up and made it that way. Sam Darnold is #14 The Mono and The Spleen joewilly12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Jet_Engine1 said: His spleen wears 12. Namath OK'd it. Love it. The Spleen has it's own uniform. If it's wearing shoulder pads, Sam could play special teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, More Cowbell said: Love it. The Spleen has it's own uniform. If it's wearing shoulder pads, Sam could play special teams. #12 is retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, joewilly12 said: @SAR I Sam Darnold is #14 True 12 is for Namath's liver.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: #12 is retired. Namath wants to be part of this Jets team, this is as close as he can get so he is allowing it. I always thought Sam had some Namath inside of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: It's still disrespect to Joe Namath who has nothing to do with this. Max saying that had nothing to do with Joe Namath. You made that up and made it that way. Sam Darnold is #14 The Mono and The Spleen joewilly12 "Sam's spleen" sounds just like Sam Spleen. Get it? It's funny. Like "ha ha ha". Funny. So there's a player named Sam Spleen and the Jets showed him the utmost respect and gave him Namath's number. "Ha ha ha". Funny. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, JetPotato said: I thought this was gonna be about thanking them for freeing up my Sundays. Yes.... I’m playing golf this Sunday as well. Thank you Woody. YOU SUCK!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, SAR I said: "Sam's spleen" sounds just like Sam Spleen. Get it? It's funny. Like "ha ha ha". Funny. So there's a player named Sam Spleen and the Jets showed him the utmost respect and gave him Namath's number. "Ha ha ha". Funny. SAR I Sam Spleen is great the #12 associated with it not so much. joewilly12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Savage69 said: True 12 is for Namath's liver.. Sam Spleen's backup. [Guy's name is "Namath Sliver". Get it? "Ha Ha". Funny. Right jw12?] SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, SAR I said: Sam Spleen's backup. SAR I SPLEEN or THE MONO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Imagine if fans start showing up at the stadium with jerseys SPLEEN and THE MONO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, joewilly12 said: SPLEEN or THE MONO Not as funny. Very basic. That's grade school. Mine is graduate school. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Just now, SAR I said: Not as funny. Very basic. That's grade school. Mine is graduate school. SAR I Understood but most NY Jets fans aren't on the level you are financially and education wise, thats common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, SAR I said: "Sam's spleen" sounds just like Sam Spleen. Get it? It's funny. Like "ha ha ha". Funny. So there's a player named Sam Spleen and the Jets showed him the utmost respect and gave him Namath's number. "Ha ha ha". Funny. SAR I LUUUUCCYYYY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLEENING TO DO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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