The Wire Mafia (GAME OVER - STANFIELD WINS!)

[The Crusher]

4 minutes ago, Lizard King said:

I’m not saying I have read anything more than 15% (generous) of the game posts. I was just putting minutes on my scorecard. But I’m here now. You have my attention. I am in an athletic position. 

Got it. Thanks 

[Barry McCockinner]

16 minutes ago, Lizard King said:

I am in an athletic position. 

[CTM]

4 hours ago, Paradis said:

What you call insults, I call poetry. 
 

I ain’t the one you want to lynch. I assure you of that. 

Oh well now that that's settled ..

I know you are new but you've caught votes and typically at this point you defend and or reveal.. that is you tell us what your role in the game is, dont quote your pm or post a screen shot, just summarize. If you are in a QT it's best you list everyone in there with you to corroborate your role. 

@GATA

[CTM]

The game is being held hostage by a disengaged noob, the bot tutor session was apparently gata'd real good.

If we are still sitting here in a few hours with paradise at l2 and no real defense or cooperation I'm switching just to move the game along . Let's say noon'ish

In the mean time willing to vote crusher or nyn

[Barry McCockinner]

 

unvote

vote paradis

[jvill 51]

VOTE COUNT:

Paradis - - kdels, Hess, JC, Crusher, Lizzie, Barry (6)

Crushluv - - CTM, Nyn, Spoot (3)

Kdels - - Paradis (1)

Nyn - - Ape (1)

Not Voting: AVM, Dice (2)

 

Paradis is L-1

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch

[The Crusher]

14 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

VOTE COUNT:

Paradis - - kdels, Hess, JC, Crusher, Lizzie, Barry (6)

Crushluv - - CTM, Nyn (2)

Kdels - - Paradis (1)

Nyn - - Ape (1)

Not Voting: AVM, Spoot, Dice (3)

 

Paradis is L-1

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch

You missed Spoots vote on me. He hasn’t liked my play since day 1, but waited till day 3 to vote me. Also, if you actually gave him that PR he’s performing, I hope your dick  falls off and the dog eats it. 
 

9 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Because he'll need the extra magnification to find your tiny peen?

^^^this post exudes a certain confidence I wouldn't expect from a noob with such a low post-cost.

@JiF

 

I'll believe kduds claim for now until I have reason to believe otherwise. Paradis is a good place to look, but I think Crusher is getting off easy. Didn't like his play since Day 1. Makes this beaver quiver, but not in a good way -- more from the seismic vibrations of his Pangaea-sized ass.

vote Crusher

 

fun fact about @Jetsfan80 #6:

He can bring himself to completion simply by rubbing his fat thighs together.

 

[kdels62]

I had messed up internet all night. Apparently, I missed nothing. I don’t like Paradis’s game but idk if that’s a reason to lynch someone. 

[Jetscode1]

4 hours ago, Dicetosser said:

Im glad I entertain you so much

Doesn't vote, barely posts.  What do we need Dice for?  Lynch him after Paradis.

[Barry McCockinner]

31 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

I had messed up internet all night. Apparently, I missed nothing. I don’t like Paradis’s game but idk if that’s a reason to lynch someone. 

You dropped in to say this and left your vote on him. TF?

[kdels62]

1 minute ago, Barry McCockinner said:

You dropped in to say this and left your vote on him. TF?

Because I want the pressure to stay on him in case he does decide to engage. Honestly, there are so many inactive players that I think I’m okay letting him get lynched.

[Jetscode1]

7 minutes ago, kdels62 said:

Because I want the pressure to stay on him in case he does decide to engage. Honestly, there are so many inactive players that I think I’m okay letting him get lynched.

The fact that he's a noob + he refuses to reveal = lynch.

I'd also like @Dicetosserto contribute/vote to avoid the inevitable end game with no idea on alignment.  Pretty sure he's scum anyway.

[AVM]

17 hours ago, HessStation said:

AVM and Spoot are playing too. Let’s kill them!!!

Unfortunately whether or not I've been playing is debatable...sorry..

14 hours ago, HessStation said:

80 was Town Investigator. I don’t know

 

14 hours ago, HessStation said:

LOL, he claimed Town Cop. Does that overlap w 80’s role?

JiF's role was a nightly search for investigators. 80's role was a "weak" investigator in the sense he wasn't a full-blown cop. Reading between the lines, I think I get it.

Question is whether or not we'd have a number of investigators and a full-blown cop. Since JiF had 1x "investigation avoidance" that seems like a quasi/weak GF of sorts? Doesn't eliminate having a GF or full-blown cop yet, but it's worth noting.

[Jetscode1]

11 minutes ago, AVM said:

Unfortunately whether or not I've been playing is debatable...sorry..

 

JiF's role was a nightly search for investigators. 80's role was a "weak" investigator in the sense he wasn't a full-blown cop. Reading between the lines, I think I get it.

Question is whether or not we'd have a number of investigators and a full-blown cop. Since JiF had 1x "investigation avoidance" that seems like a quasi/weak GF of sorts? Doesn't eliminate having a GF or full-blown cop yet, but it's worth noting.

Good commentary.  You need to stay engaged before we lynch your ass.

[HessStation]

I’m getting fingers and machines up my butt today. 3rd time hemmrhoid banding FU all hate everyone 

[Barry McCockinner]

Just now, HessStation said:

I’m getting fingers and machines up my butt today. 3rd time hemmrhoid banding FU all hate everyone 

@JiF

[JiFtheOracle]

Hello all - I appreciate all the tags for teh ghey and while I may not have responded or rep'd each one, I've read and seen them all and I'm humbled by the love and support and fwiw, a few have led to a slow hand slide down my boxer briefs for a quick touch. 

[Lizard King]

3 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Horrific 

[CTM]

unvote

vote paradis

[AVM]

2 hours ago, Jetscode1 said:

Good commentary.  You need to stay engaged before we lynch your ass.

Surprised I didn't have more votes. I'll be better. Pretty sure that's a lynch on Paradis?

[jvill 51]

FINAL VOTE COUNT:

Paradis - - kdels, Hess, JC, Crusher, Lizzie, Barry, CTM (7)

Crushluv - - Nyn, Spoot (2)

Kdels - - Paradis (1)

Nyn - - Ape (1)

Not Voting: AVM, Dice (2)

[jvill 51]

Paradis deserved better than this. Yes, he was in the game, but what choice did he have really? Truth be told he was more interested in wide receivers than receiving the latest package like the vast majority of the mafia forum, but the game is what enabled him to keep his head above water.

 

That was, until he witnessed the true savagery of the streets, the mutilated carcasses of Drums, JETS, JiF and 80 strewn out in an abandoned parking lot. Sure, maybe Paradis didn’t pull the trigger, but he played a part in their demise. Why couldn’t we just play the game and walk away? Why did it always have to come to this?

 

Of course, Paradis couldn’t just come out and say this. He would look weak, and the veterans would sense it and begin to question his loyalty. So he turned to drugs to cope, showing up to the forum only sparingly, spending most of his time high just to try and manage the pain of it all.

 

Unfortunately, this too caught the eye of the forum. Where’s Paradis, they’d ask, why isn’t he showing up for work? Is he really committed to the game, is he in this sh*t for life? And eventually, they stopped asking questions and decided it was time to take action.

 

They cornered Paradis in the row house where he’d been laying his head, made sure it was clear of any witnesses. When Paradis turned back to face them, he saw the guns drawn. I’d like to tell you that he let out defiant GFY and EAD, or that the forum would see the error of their ways and just let him be. But this sh*t isn’t the movies. Paradis wet his pants, could barely put two sentences together out of fear, and then the forum pulled the trigger. And as Paradis slumped to the ground, the life in his naive, innocent eyes was extinguished.

 

Paradis, aka Wallace, VANILLA TOWN, has been killed.

It is now night.

[Paradis]

Is this part where i reveal that i've revealed? 

[GATA]

7 minutes ago, Paradis said:

Is this part where i reveal that i've revealed? 

Paradis come home to the dead thread ❤️ 

[Paradis]

Much sadness. Thank you for that absolution @jvill 51

[kdels62]

Honestly.  A terrific scene.

[CTM]

Good lynch.

@GATA

[Jetscode1]

20 minutes ago, Paradis said:

Is this part where i reveal that i've revealed? 

Would have been helpful.

[Barry McCockinner]

if you prick licks could get your NA's in before Thanksgiving that would be great.

[Jetscode1]

7 minutes ago, CTM said:

Good lynch.

@GATA

You scum?

[Jetscode1]

2 hours ago, AVM said:

JiF's role was a nightly search for investigators. 80's role was a "weak" investigator in the sense he wasn't a full-blown cop. Reading between the lines, I think I get it.

Question is whether or not we'd have a number of investigators and a full-blown cop. Since JiF had 1x "investigation avoidance" that seems like a quasi/weak GF of sorts? Doesn't eliminate having a GF or full-blown cop yet, but it's worth noting.

 

2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

if you prick licks could get your NA's in before Thanksgiving that would be great.

Thoughts on AVM's commentary?

[Barry McCockinner]

2 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said:

 

Thoughts on AVM's commentary?

I agree that 80's role was weak. I wouldn't characterize kdels's claim as "full blown cop". He's supposedly an every other night faction cop which would be more powerful than what 80 was, but still not all that powerful. Hess's role is also investigative but who knows if he had or has any actual LD capabilities. I hate that Hess is allowed to skate on whatever type of reveal that was. I want to believe him because it clears me, but without a more concrete reveal we're left not only questioning wtf he is but whether other reveals add up.

Hard to really gauge what we may or may not have for roles at this point because we don't know much about the game yet. All we know is that there are two factions. Is there also a separate scum team? 

[Barry McCockinner]

2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I agree that 80's role was weak. I wouldn't characterize kdels's claim as "full blown cop". He's supposedly an every other night faction cop which would be more powerful than what 80 was, but still not all that powerful. Hess's role is also investigative but who knows if he had or has any actual LD capabilities. I hate that Hess is allowed to skate on whatever type of reveal that was. I want to believe him because it clears me, but without a more concrete reveal we're left not only questioning wtf he is but whether other reveals add up.

Hard to really gauge what we may or may not have for roles at this point because we don't know much about the game yet. All we know is that there are two factions. Is there also a separate scum team? 

Obviously it seems logical to have opposite night faction cops for two factions. So I'd expect the ying to the yang to be out there if kdels wasn't lying.

[Jetscode1]

2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

I agree that 80's role was weak. I wouldn't characterize kdels's claim as "full blown cop". He's supposedly an every other night faction cop which would be more powerful than what 80 was, but still not all that powerful. Hess's role is also investigative but who knows if he had or has any actual LD capabilities. I hate that Hess is allowed to skate on whatever type of reveal that was. I want to believe him because it clears me, but without a more concrete reveal we're left not only questioning wtf he is but whether other reveals add up.

Hard to really gauge what we may or may not have for roles at this point because we don't know much about the game yet. All we know is that there are two factions. Is there also a separate scum team? 

If Hess is true = probably a one-time LD.  At least that is the normal usage on JN. 

If we believe kdels that means we have a Stanfield Cop somewhere out there.  

Most likely separate scum teams with odd/even night kills.

Hard to find scum when we have so many inactives.  LK, Nyn, and Dice need to get got.  The only reason I didn't add AVM is his recent commentary.

More to come in a moment.

[Lizard King]

Shame. We need to do better for our youth.