drago Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I would have to say it was the finger in the back door...holy ****. Took me a couple of weeks to recover. Fortunately, I have never come acrossed a tranny or just a flat out drag queen. Anyone care to share an expereience with a tranny? You know, someond you didn't outright know was gay and you boned them anyway... Now I have read a stat more than a few times that something like 40% of males have had a gay experience...so come clean...I know the mods of the world are out in the open air...but the rest of you; 124, Green Beans, GG, Thai Jet, Southern Jet, joebaby...come clean homos. Come clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 When I was in college me and some friends went to Montreal. One night I got real drunk and got seperated from my friends and don't remember how I got home. The next morning I'm on the can and I look down and there's this strange hair in my pubes. I pull it out, it was a foot long and jet black for the first half and then peroxide blonde on the bottom. I looked at it and said "dear lord, I just hope it was a woman." So if I've been with a hooker or a queer or anything like that it was then but I'm not really sure. I never told my friends about this. I didn't get any diseases either. Thank you jebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I let a girl stick a finger in my ass while she blew me once. It really just kind of happened...drugs and alcohol were involved....So really I mean, all in all it was good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I would have to say it was the finger in the back door...holy ****. Took me a couple of weeks to recover. Fortunately, I have never come acrossed a tranny or just a flat out drag queen. Anyone care to share an expereience with a tranny? You know, someond you didn't outright know was gay and you boned them anyway... Now I have read a stat more than a few times that something like 40% of males have had a gay experience...so come clean...I know the mods of the world are out in the open air...but the rest of you; 124, Green Beans, GG, Thai Jet, Southern Jet, joebaby...come clean homos. Come clean. Old school here. NEVER have nor have EVER had any desire to. As Alf would have said .. " Pass" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 When I was in college me and some friends went to Montreal. One night I got real drunk and got seperated from my friends and don't remember how I got home. The next morning I'm on the can and I look down and there's this strange hair in my pubes. I pull it out, it was a foot long and jet black for the first half and then peroxide blonde on the bottom. I looked at it and said "dear lord, I just hope it was a woman." So if I've been with a hooker or a queer or anything like that it was then but I'm not really sure. I never told my friends about this. I didn't get any diseases either. Thank you jebus. For heavens sake it's French Canada want do you think ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Many, many years ago. I was on R&R in Bangkok and we had picked up these bar girls (prostitutes)...back then it was like $11.00 for the entire night and they would leave your hotel room in the morning. Anyway, the drinks started flowing and the girl I had paid for was beginning to give me the creeps...mind you, I hadn't touched her up to that point...we are still at the bar. Go back to my hotel room and all of a sudden, I get the idea that this is really a guy. Just the way she/he was wrapped up in her clothes just seemed a little strange. So, there were twin beds in the room and I say to her/him at that point to just stay in the other bed and don't touch me. Long story short, she/he leaves the room in the AM, goes to my taxi driver (who also is one of the local pimps) to take her/him home. He comes back to the hotel and knocks on my door and wanted to know what went wrong. I told him I wasn't touching some damn he/she and he started laughing...he said she was 100% girl and she wanted to know if I was gay. Anyway, I was out only 11 bucks, but it was an experience I will never forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcellus Wallace Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 The first time i had sex with Jif, i was surprised to find out she had a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I can spot a Gay man or Tranny a mile away. The Tranny has man hands or an adams apple. So, if any of you think youre going to seduce me, you can forget about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I would have to say it was the finger in the back door...holy ****. Took me a couple of weeks to recover. Fortunately, I have never come acrossed a tranny or just a flat out drag queen. Anyone care to share an expereience with a tranny? You know, someond you didn't outright know was gay and you boned them anyway... Now I have read a stat more than a few times that something like 40% of males have had a gay experience...so come clean...I know the mods of the world are out in the open air...but the rest of you; 124, Green Beans, GG, Thai Jet, Southern Jet, joebaby...come clean homos. Come clean. Sorry homie, I've only had sex 2 times (two kids - go figure) - no stories there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I'm completely in favor of consenting adults doing whatever/whomever agrees to do it. But, I will never, ever, understand how a guy can be attracted to another guy. We're disgusting. I don't even understand why women want to be with us, though I'm very glad they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I'm completely in favor of consenting adults doing whatever/whomever agrees to do it. But, I will never, ever, understand how a guy can be attracted to another guy. We're disgusting. I don't even understand why women want to be with us, though I'm very glad they do. vibrators dont mow the lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I would have to say it was the finger in the back door...holy ****. Took me a couple of weeks to recover. Fortunately, I have never come acrossed a tranny or just a flat out drag queen. Anyone care to share an expereience with a tranny? You know, someond you didn't outright know was gay and you boned them anyway... Now I have read a stat more than a few times that something like 40% of males have had a gay experience...so come clean...I know the mods of the world are out in the open air...but the rest of you; 124, Green Beans, GG, Thai Jet, Southern Jet, joebaby...come clean homos. Come clean. never gone gay. never had a finger in the butt. weirdest was the chick with a weird p*ssy... maybe I was drunk... maybe I was stupid. but cant seem to remember any lips around her naughty parts. she also gave me the worst blowjob ever. left me black and blue. kicked her out at 6am cause I was going to play golf. And I dont even like golf. My d!ck was sore for days. Of course I told everyone at work (worked for a minor league baseball team) and they decided to get cute over the walkie talkie about my sore d!ck... with her standing next to me... last time I got to see her naked. she ended up f#cking some guy who worked for me to get revenge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Many, many years ago. I was on R&R in Bangkok and we had picked up these bar girls (prostitutes)...back then it was like $11.00 for the entire night and they would leave your hotel room in the morning. Anyway, the drinks started flowing and the girl I had paid for was beginning to give me the creeps...mind you, I hadn't touched her up to that point...we are still at the bar. Go back to my hotel room and all of a sudden, I get the idea that this is really a guy. Just the way she/he was wrapped up in her clothes just seemed a little strange. So, there were twin beds in the room and I say to her/him at that point to just stay in the other bed and don't touch me. Long story short, she/he leaves the room in the AM, goes to my taxi driver (who also is one of the local pimps) to take her/him home. He comes back to the hotel and knocks on my door and wanted to know what went wrong. I told him I wasn't touching some damn he/she and he started laughing...he said she was 100% girl and she wanted to know if I was gay. Anyway, I was out only 11 bucks, but it was an experience I will never forget. Good one. No boom boom for you that nite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetman_67 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I'm completely in favor of consenting adults doing whatever/whomever agrees to do it. But, I will never, ever, understand how a guy can be attracted to another guy. We're disgusting. I don't even understand why women want to be with us, though I'm very glad they do.LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Max, let's archive this thread to tape. Label it "In case anyone runs for President". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted May 23, 2010 Author Share Posted May 23, 2010 I'm completely in favor of consenting adults doing whatever/whomever agrees to do it. But, I will never, ever, understand how a guy can be attracted to another guy. We're disgusting. I don't even understand why women want to be with us, though I'm very glad they do. I understand completely, I really don't understand what makes a male attractive...good thing chicks like the penis or we'd be in deep ****. I love the he/she stories...lol, i think it would freak out to the point of not being able to talk if i were hit on by a he/she.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I would have to say it was the finger in the back door...holy ****. Took me a couple of weeks to recover. Fortunately, I have never come acrossed a tranny or just a flat out drag queen. Anyone care to share an expereience with a tranny? You know, someond you didn't outright know was gay and you boned them anyway... Now I have read a stat more than a few times that something like 40% of males have had a gay experience...so come clean...I know the mods of the world are out in the open air...but the rest of you; 124, Green Beans, GG, Thai Jet, Southern Jet, joebaby...come clean homos. Come clean. Listen about the finger, I gave you plenty of non-verbal signals. Not my fault if you can't read those signals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 never gone gay. never had a finger in the butt. weirdest was the chick with a weird p*ssy... maybe I was drunk... maybe I was stupid. but cant seem to remember any lips around her naughty parts. she also gave me the worst blowjob ever. left me black and blue. kicked her out at 6am cause I was going to play golf. And I dont even like golf. My d!ck was sore for days. Of course I told everyone at work (worked for a minor league baseball team) and they decided to get cute over the walkie talkie about my sore d!ck... with her standing next to me... last time I got to see her naked. she ended up f#cking some guy who worked for me to get revenge... We had a med mal case at an office I used to work at. This attractive woman is consulting with my boss (also an attractive woman) for over two hours. She leaves and my boss comes in and tells me "She had a lip off". I shrugged and said she looked fine to me and my boss says "not those lips". Turns out the woman had a botched "lipectomy" trying to beautify her nether regions. Ugh. My boss was freaked out because she was shown the offending part(s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 We had a med mal case at an office I used to work at. This attractive woman is consulting with my boss (also an attractive woman) for over two hours. She leaves and my boss comes in and tells me "She had a lip off". I shrugged and said she looked fine to me and my boss says "not those lips". Turns out the woman had a botched "lipectomy" trying to beautify her nether regions. Ugh. My boss was freaked out because she was shown the offending part(s). why on earth would a woman want to cut off her p*ssy lips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 why on earth would a woman want to cut off her p*ssy lips? They don't cut them off, they just trim them down, so they don't look so blown out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The first time i had sex with Jif, i was surprised to find out she had a penis. And it was bigger than yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 They don't cut them off, they just trim them down, so they don't look so blown out. Exactly. I don't think the actual technical term is "lipectomy". That's just what we were calling it. Moral of the story: Get a good doctor! I'll tell my story later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 why on earth would a woman want to cut off her p*ssy lips? +1 All in favor of leaving the flappys they way they are say "I". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Exactly. I don't think the actual technical term is "lipectomy". That's just what we were calling it. Moral of the story: Get a good doctor! I'll tell my story later. I know a girl who got it done. Never saw them before hand but got to see the finished product. I know a guy who saw them before the surgery and said it needed to be done. Sluts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 +1 All in favor of leaving the flappys they way they are say "I". not sure I agree. If she's to the point where the damn things are hagnging out of her bathing suit like some terribly misplaced tonsils, might be time for a little work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcellus Wallace Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 And it was bigger than yours! so were your breasts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 My girlfriend knows I am Dr. Zaius / I28 on here... therefore I have nothing to add to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I would have to say it was the finger in the back door...holy ****. Took me a couple of weeks to recover. Once you are married and your wife knows what the bathroom smells like right after you have dropped a huge dump, you are pretty much guaranteed that there will never be a sneak attack on your bunghole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Once you are married and your wife knows what the bathroom smells like right after you have dropped a huge dump, you are pretty much guaranteed that there will never be a sneak attack on your bunghole. I don't think Sandra Bullock would mind though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 My girlfriend knows I am Dr. Zaius / I28 on here... therefore I have nothing to add to this thread. Smart man. I told my wife my screen name on here is Dr Zaius/ 128 as well. So far so good brother, keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 They don't cut them off, they just trim them down, so they don't look so blown out. i kinda like the big lips. ladies.......here's some advice. don't mess with the vag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 so were your breasts! Well duh, I actually have pectoral muscles...you bird chest little dick gheyhomofag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 My girlfriend knows I am Dr. Zaius / I28 on here... therefore I have nothing to add to this thread. My wife knows I'm #27, but I'll take my chances and she's probably heard this story. Not very exciting and long, I may have told it here before, but it freaked me the hell out. I had just gotten out of a long term relationship and some women at my office were pushing me to date one of their daughters. I was just on the wrong side of 30 and she was a cute little thing of 21 with huge boobies so eventually I took the bait. I knew her from around the office, but we had only hung out one time. We meet at the office and head to the City. Right away it's pretty obvious that she's a little freaky and it quickly becomes evident that I will not have to try very hard with this one. We head back to my apartment, at her request, and get right to business. She'd probably seen too many pornos, so she is doing all kinds of things, going wild and talking filthy. Eventually I get in a rythm and I'm hammering away and I realize she sounds like she's chanting something. I start paying attention to her filthy mouth and I realize that she keeps repeating "Say you love me! Say you love me!" over and over again. I stopped. She actually says to me "Just say it, you don't have to mean it". I'm not that big of a man, so eventually I finished, but I felt like I was on Candid Camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty6 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 i kinda like the big lips. ladies.......here's some advice. don't mess with the vag. Agreed...nothing like a VaJayJay that looks like a well broken-in Catchers Mit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnytestaverde Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 My biggest surprise in the sack? Monica Belluci's breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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