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Jet Nation Poster, Bleedin Green Has Gone Missing

By Steve King

Friday, May 27, 2011

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(AP) – Former recluse and internet pornographer, Bleedin Green has gone missing according to local authorities in the Tri-state area. Green, known by some as a smug know-it-all sob whose posts were too long, was last seen hiking through the foothills of what is widely known as the desolate, uninhabitable region of Hobbs End.

Mr. Green was a redheaded stepchild with little friends however it is said he had formed a common bond with a few people on a New York Jets Message Board called, Jet Nation.com. Although experts agree there is little hope a search & rescue party is being formed in order bring Mr. Green back to his few friends and unconcerned family.

We are being told that the party’s organizer, a man by the name of, Lucifer Iwannakilluall Station, has asked all volunteers to sign up on the form below and to “kindly meet him at the front gates of the old Lovecraft Estate”, the only remaining structure still standing within the Hobbs End Region, “on Tuesday, May 31.”

Local authorities have warned any participants that the Hobbs End Region should be considered extremely dangerous and formidable. According to one such local authority, “Nobody ever comes back when they go up to that Godforsaken place. I don’t know if it’s that big ole mansion or what but nobody ever comes back. The Police won’t even go there no more. I feel bad for Mr. Green but you’d have to be an idiot to go up there looking for him…”

Search & Rescue Sign Up Form - Save Bleedin Green

1. Mr. Optimus Primate

2. Mr. CTM

3. Mr. Vicious89x

4. Mr. Smashmouth

5. Mr. The Crusher

6. Mr. Pac2566

7. Mr. JiF

8. Mr. WWWWombat

9. Mr. slats

10. Mr. Jetscode1

11. Mr. Verbal

12. Mr. brettw4rd

13. Mr. AVM

14. Miss Dan X

15. Mr. Jack_D

16. Miss Lily

17. Mr. Sharrow

18. Mr. RaoulDuke

19. Mr. Jetsfan80

20. Mr. Jets Voice of Reason

SIGN UPS CLOSE on Monday @ 1:00 pm EST

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So was my response to your response.

Well, then this is really going to blow your mind, because my response... to your response to my response... was, umm... oh /sigh //walks away as if nothing happened here

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This and Dancing with the Stars.

Two things I look forward to telling my grandkids I survived as a young lad.

:rl:

I can't decide who I want to kill more: 80, I28, or JVoR (it's been too long...).

And I'm not sure how long the uneasy alliance of JiF and myself can last. I'm betting until yesterday.

***This is my way of asking to play***

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:rl:

I can't decide who I want to kill more: 80, I28, or JVoR (it's been too long...).

And I'm not sure how long the uneasy alliance of JiF and myself can last. I'm betting until yesterday.

***This is my way of asking to play***

Yeah, and what the hell did I do to you last game? :lol:

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Yeah, and what the hell did I do to you last game? :lol:

BAHAHAHA! I knew I forgot something! I hope you know I was entirely just screwing around with the **** you stuff :P

Admittedly, that first night I was ill so I got pissy, and I really am sorry for that -- but after that I was completely just messing around.

After all, we go back. :D lol

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BAHAHAHA! I knew I forgot something! I hope you know I was entirely just screwing around with the **** you stuff :P

Admittedly, that first night I was ill so I got pissy, and I really am sorry for that -- but after that I was completely just messing around.

After all, we go back. :D lol

No I knew, just wondered where it started from.

That and me crying, sobbing, whimpering, in every one of JVoR's scenes. Rough game for me. :lol:

I forgot the rule I remember when watching other people play - if you're still around at endgame, you probably have no idea what's going on. :rl:

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