Vicious89x Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Yeah. This guy sure did. Let's all point and laugh at him! I thought he meant that I meant that sacks were a good thing that bad nose tackles don't have but meant that good nose tackles don't' have them either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I'd sum up the thread with this: Best thread since Falcon's meltdown? Me thinks yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Best thread since Falcon's meltdown? Me thinks yes. This isn't a meltdown. We don't know football. He does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaged89 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Season Team Tackles Interceptions Fumbles G GS Comb Total Ast Sck SFTY PDef Int 2010 New York Jets 1 1 1 0 1 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2009 New York Jets 6 6 13 11 2 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2008 New York Jets 16 16 50 37 13 3.5 -- 2 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 1 Now you're good. Kthx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Sucking on sacks? Is that what we've been talking about this whole time? visa knows more about sack sucking than anyone else on this board. Good riddance. 23 games in 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Do you know for a fact hes not Kris Jenkins? Good luck brother. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Guys, I'd like to take a minute to tell you all about a position that is used in American Football called the Nose Tackle. I am what you would consider an expert on American Football. So far I have made 3 edits to the American Football Wiki page in my career, and even though each of them has since been removed, I can assure you that it was only because my level of detail was far superior than that of the Wiki people. Below, you will see a photograph, taken with a camera, of a prototypical Nose Tackle (abbreviated NT, for those that aren't in the know). This position is exemplified by being played by football players. The "NT" should wear shoes, preferably what are known as cleats (a shoe that has spikes on the bottom that increase their cleatiness). Any good "NT" should also know how to put their hand on the ground, and then one hand in the air as depicted in the photography shown below. You can see that this "NT" is one of the best in the league, just by the way that he is balanced on one hand, with the other hand in the air ready to grab some sacks. Before the snap of the football (the snap is when the Center hands the ball past his scrotum to the Quarterback who is the teams thrower) the "NT" will often look up at the players in front of him, as shown in the photograph below, and then when the ball gets hiked to the Quarterback the "NT" will often move. A good "NT" will immediately look to grab a sack, if not looking for a sack, then that "NT" most likely sucks. Now, I don't want to overload you all with too much information at once. Coming up next, I'll explain how the "whistle" is used in American Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 This isn't a meltdown. Oh yes it is. It's just unwitting and somewhat incognito, which makes it that much more awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I have done nothing to belittle or chump Crusher. STOP with the bullsh*t. Your a$$ kissing doesnt make up for your rudeness and arrogance. You are a bullsh*t artist at its finest. BAM! That's what you do to internet bullies - smack him in the mouth. I'd say it's about time to get the monkey a body bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Guys, I'd like to take a minute to tell you all about a position that is used in American Football called the Nose Tackle. I am what you would consider an expert on American Football. So far I have made 3 edits to the American Football Wiki page in my career, and even though each of them has since been removed, I can assure you that it was only because my level of detail was far superior than that of the Wiki people. Below, you will see a photograph, taken with a camera, of a prototypical Nose Tackle (abbreviated NT, for those that aren't in the know). This position is exemplified by being played by football players. The "NT" should wear shoes, preferably what are known as cleats (a shoe that has spikes on the bottom that increase their cleatiness). Any good "NT" should also know how to put their hand on the ground, and then one hand in the air as depicted in the photography shown below. You can see that this "NT" is one of the best in the league, just by the way that he is balanced on one hand, with the other hand in the air ready to grab some sacks. Before the snap of the football (the snap is when the Center hands the ball past his scrotum to the Quarterback who is the teams thrower) the "NT" will often look up at the players in front of him, as shown in the photograph below, and then when the ball gets hiked to the Quarterback the "NT" will often move. A good "NT" will immediately look to grab a sack, if not looking for a sack, then that "NT" most likely sucks. Now, I don't want to overload you all with too much information at once. Coming up next, I'll explain how the "whistle" is used in American Football. Shouldn't he be fatter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Guys, I'd like to take a minute to tell you all about a position that is used in American Football called the Nose Tackle. I am what you would consider an expert on American Football. So far I have made 3 edits to the American Football Wiki page in my career, and even though each of them has since been removed, I can assure you that it was only because my level of detail was far superior than that of the Wiki people. Below, you will see a photograph, taken with a camera, of a prototypical Nose Tackle (abbreviated NT, for those that aren't in the know). This position is exemplified by being played by football players. The "NT" should wear shoes, preferably what are known as cleats (a shoe that has spikes on the bottom that increase their cleatiness). Any good "NT" should also know how to put their hand on the ground, and then one hand in the air as depicted in the photography shown below. You can see that this "NT" is one of the best in the league, just by the way that he is balanced on one hand, with the other hand in the air ready to grab some sacks. Before the snap of the football (the snap is when the Center hands the ball past his scrotum to the Quarterback who is the teams thrower) the "NT" will often look up at the players in front of him, as shown in the photograph below, and then when the ball gets hiked to the Quarterback the "NT" will often move. A good "NT" will immediately look to grab a sack, if not looking for a sack, then that "NT" most likely sucks. Now, I don't want to overload you all with too much information at once. Coming up next, I'll explain how the "whistle" is used in American Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Shouldn't he be fatter? According to these stats: U 29 16 16 365 574 63.6 4370 24 4.2 12 2.1 60 7.6 7.5 12.0 273.1 92.0 32 226 6.8 6.7 5.3 6 Matt Ryan* ATL 25 16 16 357 571 450 679 66.3 4700 33 4.9 17 2.5 73 6.9 6.8 10.4 293.8 354 590 60.0 3512 18 3.1 15 2.5 49 6.0 5.4 9.9 219.5 76.5 34 244 5.2 4.7 5.4 4 Carson Palmer CIN 31 16 16 362 586 61.8 3970 26 4.4 20 3.4 78 6.8 6.1 11.0 248.1 82.4 26 201 6.2 5.5 4.2 5 Matt Schaub HOU 29 16 16 365 574 63.6 4370 24 4.2 12 2.1 60 7.6 7.5 12.0 273.1 92.0 32 226 6.8 6.7 5.3 6 Matt Ryan* ATL 25 16 16 357 571 450 679 66.3 4700 33 4.9 17 2.5 73 6.9 6.8 10.4 293.8 91.9 16 91 6.6 6.5 2.3 2 Drew Brees* NOR 31 16 16 448 658 68.1 4620 33 5.0 22 3.3 80 7.0 6.5 10.3 288.8 90.9 25 185 6.5 6.0 3.7 3 Sam Bradford STL 23 16 16 62.5 3705 28 4.9 9 1.6 46 6.5 6.8 10.4 231.6 91.0 23 158 6.0 6.2 3.9 7 Philip Riv No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaged89 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Is visa even capable of melting down? I'm pretty sure he snapped back in the ATTITUDE AND BALLS era, and now he just wanders around this forum in an angry daze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 According to these stats: U 29 16 16 365 574 63.6 4370 24 4.2 12 2.1 60 7.6 7.5 12.0 273.1 92.0 32 226 6.8 6.7 5.3 6 Matt Ryan* ATL 25 16 16 357 571 450 679 66.3 4700 33 4.9 17 2.5 73 6.9 6.8 10.4 293.8 354 590 60.0 3512 18 3.1 15 2.5 49 6.0 5.4 9.9 219.5 76.5 34 244 5.2 4.7 5.4 4 Carson Palmer CIN 31 16 16 362 586 61.8 3970 26 4.4 20 3.4 78 6.8 6.1 11.0 248.1 82.4 26 201 6.2 5.5 4.2 5 Matt Schaub HOU 29 16 16 365 574 63.6 4370 24 4.2 12 2.1 60 7.6 7.5 12.0 273.1 92.0 32 226 6.8 6.7 5.3 6 Matt Ryan* ATL 25 16 16 357 571 450 679 66.3 4700 33 4.9 17 2.5 73 6.9 6.8 10.4 293.8 91.9 16 91 6.6 6.5 2.3 2 Drew Brees* NOR 31 16 16 448 658 68.1 4620 33 5.0 22 3.3 80 7.0 6.5 10.3 288.8 90.9 25 185 6.5 6.0 3.7 3 Sam Bradford STL 23 16 16 62.5 3705 28 4.9 9 1.6 46 6.5 6.8 10.4 231.6 91.0 23 158 6.0 6.2 3.9 7 Philip Riv No. 231.6? Bullsh*t, no way., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Plus, if you consider these stats by passers against non-fat "Nose Tackles" that don't suck or grab sacks, you will sure see the difference between a good thrower and a bad one: 232 4429 974 4.5 272 363 593 3425 15 21 5.3 182 333 1004 5 3.0 61 35 14 29 2 Gree Pat 288 5319 957 5.6 284 364 560 3625 23 22 6.1 183 366 1694 9 4.6 87 31 9 14 6 New York Jets 16 304 4664 979 4.8 272 269 531 3210 24 12 5.6 169 408 1454 11 3.6 70 30 18 33 7 New Orleans Saints 16 307 4900 948 5.2 273 riots 16 313 5864 1056 5.6 348 388 611 4136 25 25 6.4 226 409 1728 10 4.2 99 38 13 23 9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16 318 5323 991 5.4 307 307 521 3216 23 19 5.9 171 444 2107 12 4.7 118 28 9 18 10 San Diego Chargers 16 322n Bay Packers 16 240 49422 19 5.8 187 384 1503 5 3.9 79 27 8 18 4 Chicago Bears 16 286 5029 1002 5.0 282 363 582 3588 14 21 5.8 183 386 1441 14 3.7 88 35 14 11 5 Atlanta Falcons 16 12 St. Louis Rams 16 328 5388 1017 5.3 304 328 570 3578 21 14 5.8 191 404 1810 7 4.5 88 26 12 25 13 Cleveland Browns 16 332 5601 1041 5.4 317 309 507 3531 26 19 6.6 195 505 2070 7 4.1 102 28 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 This is pretty funny...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 This is pretty funny...................... According to this stat - that I kept track of on my own because the NFL doesn't go to the same level of detail that I do - it is not funny. 494 61.9 3103 13 2.6 9 1.8 6.8 6.5 11.0 193.9 83.2 33 250 5.9 5.6 5 Green Bay Packers 16 296 527 56.2 3107 16k Jets 16 269 531 3.0 24 4.6 6.5 5.1 11.6 194.2 67.2 47 333 5.4 4.1 6 New Yor50.7 3210 24 4.5 12 2.3 6.5 6.4 12.8 200.6 77.1 40 244 5.6 5.5 7 Tampa Ba 5.2 8 Miami Dolphins 16 288 502 57.4 3348 22 4.4 y Buccaneers 16 307 521 58.9 3216 23 4.4 19 3.6 6.4 5.7 10.9 201.0 77.6 26 143 5.9 11 2.2 7.1 7.0 12.4 209.3 85.0 39 225 6.2 6.1 9 Minn Giants 16 308 539 57.1 3370 24 4.5 16 3.esota Vikings 16 333 529 62.9 3367 25 4.7 15 2.8 6.7 6.4 10.6 210.4 86.4 31 177 6.0 5.7 10 New York0 6.8 6.4 12.0 210.6 80.7 46 316 5.8 5.4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Hey guys, so I wanted to talk a bit about football. Nobody ever wants to talk serious football around here anymore. All these trolls and bullies, and no football fans.... no real NY JETS fans like me. As promised, the whistle... So does anyone need me to teach them how to blow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaged89 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 According to this stat - that I kept track of on my own because the NFL doesn't go to the same level of detail that I do - it is not funny. 494 61.9 3103 13 2.6 9 1.8 6.8 6.5 11.0 193.9 83.2 33 250 5.9 5.6 5 Green Bay Packers 16 296 527 56.2 3107 16k Jets 16 269 531 3.0 24 4.6 6.5 5.1 11.6 194.2 67.2 47 333 5.4 4.1 6 New Yor50.7 3210 24 4.5 12 2.3 6.5 6.4 12.8 200.6 77.1 40 244 5.6 5.5 7 Tampa Ba 5.2 8 Miami Dolphins 16 288 502 57.4 3348 22 4.4 y Buccaneers 16 307 521 58.9 3216 23 4.4 19 3.6 6.4 5.7 10.9 201.0 77.6 26 143 5.9 11 2.2 7.1 7.0 12.4 209.3 85.0 39 225 6.2 6.1 9 Minn Giants 16 308 539 57.1 3370 24 4.5 16 3.esota Vikings 16 333 529 62.9 3367 25 4.7 15 2.8 6.7 6.4 10.6 210.4 86.4 31 177 6.0 5.7 10 New York0 6.8 6.4 12.0 210.6 80.7 46 316 5.8 5.4 pfftt conventional stats. I'll believe it when you show me the DVOA numbers on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I thought he meant that I meant that sacks were a good thing that bad nose tackles don't have but meant that good nose tackles don't' have them either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 pfftt conventional stats. I'll believe it when you show me the DVOA numbers on that. Done. * 1 skinless, boneless chicken breast half * 2 tablespoons butter or margarine, softened * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 2 tablespoons chopped green onion * 1/2 teaspoon dried basil * 1 (10 ounce) can refrigerated pizza crust dough * 2 roma (plum) tomatoes, diced * 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro * 1/2 cup ricotta cheese * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese Directions 1. Place the chicken breast in a saucepan with enough water to cover. Bring to a boil, and cook until no longer pink, about 20 minutes. Drain and cool slightly, then cut into strips. 2. Meanwhile, in a small skillet over medium heat, melt the butter with garlic, onion and basil. Pour into a chilled dish to cool, and refrigerate until set. 3. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). I hate it when fake a$$ football fans like you try to question my knowledge. I'm a true NY JETS fan guys, come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 what, is he bored ? didn't he announce this already ? zzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Exactly. These guys just don't get it vis'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 These guys are .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 To all the Kris Jenkins fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 See yaaaaaaaaaa KJ ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 To all the Kris Jenkins fans repped. 3 1/2 sacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 See yaaaaaaaaaa KJ ............ Dude that is the funniest sh*t EVVVVAR. Ah man. You GOT them vis'. Fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I want vj's power of obliviousness. It must be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 See yaaaaaaaaaa KJ ............ Wait, is that the Chris Jenkins you've been talking about? Oh man, this is so embarrassing... I thought you meant this guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I want vj's power of obliviousness. It must be amazing. Umm... power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 These guys are .................... You've just been visa'ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Umm... power? But it's like he's so BAD at trolling that he's awesome at it. He's like every Steven Seagal movie I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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