HessStation Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (early) December 2011 With joy and happiness the elves of the North Pole are busy making their final preparations for Christmas Eve. Songs of hope and love are being sung. The Reindeer are all ready, fed and strong for their one night flight across the world. Santa and Mrs. Claus are snug warm and cozy by a great fire reminiscing about centuries past and how excited they both are for this coming Christmas. “So many good boys and girls this year. So many new and wonderful toys to leave under the Christmas trees.” The thought brings Santa to a thunderous, jolly laugh and with that, bright & merry cheers from the working elves can be heard throughout the great halls of Santa’s workshop. The joyous sounds seem to permeate and bounce off every tree and mountain-top in the North Pole… …meanwhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 …Not all is joy and bliss this cold December night. A small group of rebel toys have set camp not far from Santa’s workshop. It appears certain promises where made but NOT kept to this ragtag group of misfits. And now there is only one thing left on their mind…REVENGE …so they sit and wait patiently...for their time is almost here. They have come a long way across this frozen desert. And now they are only to wait for the fat, incorrigible bastard to fall asleep next to that whore of a wife. Then they will pluck him from his fat, stupid slumber, drug him up real fine… and stuff him in that giant, overgrown, red, goody bag of his...and sludge him back to the island, where he will be their prisoner, their slave for all eternity… http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/51/mp3/478762_SOUNDDOGS__ri.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 …hours later Word is out that Santa Clause has been drugged, kidnapped and rumored to have been gang raped. Nobody can find him. Mrs. Claus is on the verge of a nervous breakdown and has locked herself in a closet with a handful of Valium. It seems like it’s up to Rudolph to once again save Christmas… find the evil perpetrators and bring Santa back to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve. But he can’t do it alone, so he’s called upon some old friends, including, Clarice the Doe aka Lily (mod-confirmed innocent) to help him find these Christmas thugs and get Santa back in time. If he can’t… Christmas will be lost forever. .. Welcome to: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's Red Christmas: Finder’s Keepers, Loser’s Die A HessStation Production Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Ha... awesome job Hess. Word is out that Santa Clause has been drugged, kidnapped and rumored to have been gang raped. Does this make brett the first ever mod-confirmed scum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 Player List: 1. Lily checked in 2. Vic checked in 3. JiF checked in 4. AVM checked in 5. Pac checked in 6. Ape checked in 7. Verb checked in 8. 80 checked in 9. Crusher checked in 10. CTM checked in 11. Sharrow checked 12. Smash checked in 13. Brett checked in 14. Jetscode checked in 15. Leelou checked in 16. DPR 17. Wombat checked in 18. BG checked in 19. SMC checked in Rules: 1. No revealing or hinting towards your character. Mafia roles are fine, but don't try to use a role reveal as a means to reference your character. 2. You know the rest of them, keep within the spirit of the game. You can edit posts for all I care. 3. This isn't a bastard mod type game but I have complete power and autonomy to do whatever I please. Good Luck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Nice opening Hess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Who's your daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Ha... awesome job Hess. Does this make brett the first ever mod-confirmed scum? Owe you rep. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Hess games rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Best intro scenes in the history of mafia. Hess is awesome. I'm so sorry that I once hated him. I'm glad we've now formed an allegiance against... Vote SatanFan80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Ha... awesome job Hess. Does this make brett the first ever mod-confirmed scum? I think that's about as clear as day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 Official Vote Count: JF80 (1) - JiF With 19 players it takes 10 to lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 vote pacMule feels good to be able to do that again, not going to lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Hess mafia is good food. vote Vic Perfect size to be an evil toy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Hess mafia is good food. vote Vic Perfect size to be an evil toy. Very good point. That and the fact all those little toys are cut up. Like Vic. That doll probably has a six pack and Asian wife/manufacturer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Awesome setup, Hess. Vote: Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 Official Vote Count: JF80 (1) - JiF Pac (2) - CTM, SMC Vic (1) - Crusher With 19 players it takes 10 to lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 So Crusher is Santa and JiF is scum. Got it. Speaking of which, in the spirit of the game, I think you should refer to me as SantaFan80, JiF. Vote JiF For his chest-pounding about how many women he bangs in the sign-up thread. Last game I wanted him dead because I felt he was part of the disaster scum team. Now I want him dead because he's a disaster of a human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I think that's about as clear as day Ok good, wanted to make sure that wasn't just me. Vote: brett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 So Crusher is Santa and JiF is scum. Got it. Speaking of which, in the spirit of the game, I think you should refer to me as SantaFan80, JiF. Vote JiF For his chest-pounding about how many women he bangs in the sign-up thread. Last game I wanted him dead because I felt he was part of the disaster scum team. Now I want him dead because he's a disaster of a human being. Santa-Fag80...got it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 *sits in Verbal's lap* Hiya Lily, Song and boys! vote: verbal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Ooh.. another lap-sitter... Lily is going to be pissed... hoping for cat fight that ends in girl-on-girl action... *gets popcorn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Vote Hess bastard mod check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 SITE MODERATOR NOTE: All players are to be kind and respectful to our lady visitors from DM. If you must abuse people from DM please feel free to abuse Verbal, Monkey and Wombat as much as you like . If Wombat dies during the game Im calling dibs on his carcass. Got some recipes off google and hoping to try them Thankx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Vote Hess bastard mod check //CTM'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 All players are to be kind and respectful to our lady visitors from DM. Kind, yes. Respectful, no. JiF has already proposed disgusting sexual acts to all the DM ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Vote Hess bastard mod check Was it really THAT hard for you to read a whole 3 rules? 3. This isn't a bastard mod type game but I have complete power and autonomy to do whatever I please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 Official Vote Count: JF80 (1) - JiF Pac (9) - CTM, SMC, Hess Vic (1) - Crusher JiF (1) - 80 Brett (1) - BG Verb (1) - Leelou With 19 players it takes 10 to lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 You know what. I'm sick of voting for Satan. Nobody ever wants to kill him. Its like the great debate of life, if god is so strong and powerful, why hasnt he just eliminated the devil? Never understood that one. On the other hand, we didnt even get to vote Pac last game...so clearly we didnt get a chance to lynch him. I'd love to set a record for the fastest lynch in the history of mafia with Pac. Unvote Satan Vote Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Official Vote Count: JF80 (1) - JiF Pac (9) - CTM, SMC, Hess Vic (1) - Crusher JiF (1) - 80 Brett (1) - BG Verb (1) - Leelou With 19 players it takes 10 to lynch i'll lmao if jiff just hammered pac... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Lol...only a Hess game has Santa getting ganged raped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 BTW... VOTE: 80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Ha... awesome job Hess. Does this make brett the first ever mod-confirmed scum? lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 i'll lmao if jiff just hammered pac... So the magic of Christmas can bring him back to life, and let us kill him again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Hey was that vote count accurate or is it Hess shennanigans? It's fun and all to vote me but I happen to be town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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